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JohnK


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Last semester you may have heard me and Alison saying this quite a lot. This morning, after my Mango Madness smoothie, I had a brainwave - why not turn it into a game, she said to herself.

So here we go, rules are simple, you just pity the fool who does something, like:

'I Pity the fooo who....drinks vodka at Bar Phono'

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Johnk

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i pity the fool who wears dungarees. i do i really do! i aint gettin on no plane sukka!

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I pity the fool, I pity the fool, eyepiddydafule that drinks schnapps till five in the morning and wakes up half dead with a pillow stuck to his face.

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i piddy de foo' who go drinkin that lesbian tea. it's just fruit it a bag, brother. you know that's right.

not sure where i was wanting to go with this one... suggestions on a postcard, purlease...

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I pity the fool who is foolishy pitiful

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shymike


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i pity the fool who heckles pedestrians from moving vehicles. it happened again today. they didn't call me a fat bastard this time though. they just laughed.
i think i'm starting to develop self worth issues.

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i pity the fool who has to do his dissertation. i do, i really do.

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JohnK


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I piddy the fooooooo who don't fancy me! I have lots to give! BUT I ANT GETTING ON NO PLAAANNE SUKKA!

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shymike


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i pity the fool who puts stickers on cd cases. so annoying having the sticky mess left when they don't peel off properly.

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JohnK


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Mike, use household furniture polish. Works a treat.

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i'm afraid that, strangely enough, i don't own any household furniture polish.

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quote:
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"i'm afraid that, strangely enough, i don't own any household furniture polish."


really, that does suprise me. i thought that you queens were really into cleaning...oh and baking

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JohnK


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No Sweetie, we get the daily o do it for us. Well whence me an Michael are from anyhow!

Tar tar!



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cleaning? is that an amalgamation of clit and leaning?

i think nic's that way. not that i wunna spread rumours...

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ru saying i'm a lesbian mr dave? Don't be spreadin no **** like that bout me boy... its a secret, sssshhhhhh

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i pity the fool who dosnt get me a valenties day! i do i really do!

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shymike


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i pity the fool who tiles that picture of danny and dougie from mcfly kissing on their computer screen. ahem DREW....

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i pity the fool who has pictures of underage boys on their wall! i do i really do!

(but not in a pervy way!)

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shymike


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underage? pah! eleven is plenty old enough.

if there's grass on the wicket.....

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aaaargh! yuck yuck yuck! anyway...

i pity the fooooo' wakes up with his head trapped between the bed and the wall. this is happening an alarming number of times recently.

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first name Mr, middle name period, last name, T.

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JohnK


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Mike isn't it:

'I there is grass on the pitch, play ball?'

wicket?? Oh yeah, your saaavern and posh.

whoops

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i think you'll find that the correct phrase is:

"if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket."

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JohnK


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But a wicket is the thing you aim the ball at, not the pitch?? So therefore that phrase makes no sense.



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shymike


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doesn't the wicket also refer to the square? any cricketers know? but it rhymes, and that's more than 'if there's grass on the pitch let's play ball'. so ner.

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i dont know, but I heard a southerner l;ast night at my best mate's 21st use it in a jokingly paedophilic manner...work it out. yuck.

me
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JohnK


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Maybe both are valid. But to be truthful Mike, I couldn't give any less of a ****.

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Johnk

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if theres grass on the pitch, **** the b!tch!

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i pity the fool who owns a corner shop but doesn't stock baked beans. i had to make do with tinned spaghetti on my baked potato. bleurgh.

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I pity the fooo' who goes to Curious when she has a 9am assessed practical and a meeting with her head of department at 10am the following morning....

*pops every painkiller known to mankind*

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i pity the fool who nearly smokes himself in to a coma at the FHoD

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i pity the fooooooooooooooooooooo who had 2 drive a still stoned me back 2 chezzy

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JohnK


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ayepiddydefuuuuus who smoke about 10 spliffs in the FHoD and I also piddydefuuuu who eats enough to feed a small army.



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i pity the fooooo who 4got we reached bout 13 spliffs in the FHoD damn it was a good night!!!!

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NickyDyke85


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the choccy cake n ice cream wer well nice last nite mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I pity the fool who has a lard-free fridge

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I pity the fooo. who has three bottles of red wine and goes on MSN to complain about her love life.

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I pity the fool who offers the other fool bad advice

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I pity the foooo who downs an easter egg in one, just to stop anyone else getting any.


And the fooooo who spends all day serving and fawning to wealthy Tory-type golfers then nearly puts the cat in the bath. Ooops.

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