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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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the fist slides upward,
cold lube eases my poo pipe;
then, again, relaxed.

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inlowercase


I caught you a delicious bass.

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gay sex is quite cool
to feel mens flesh against mine
why cant i get some?

-- Edited by inlowercase at 14:32, 2005-02-13

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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lesbian flower
blooms; gently caress the bud.
ikea plantpots.

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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"gay sex is quite cool
to feel mens flesh against mine
why cant i get some?-- Edited by inlowercase at 14:32, 2005-02-13"


good, but needs reworking. shouldn't it contain a word connotative of one of the seasons?

oh sorry, didn't see the significance of the word 'cool'

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thaidave


Not Thai Dave

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World entraps meaning,
Judges, falters to a flower,
Fades away ablaze, empowering...

x Thai x

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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gayku to nic:

minge minge minge minge minge
minge minge minge minge minge minge minge
minge minge minge minge miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge!


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inlowercase


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seasons change quite fast
songbirdscall me to my home
this is not that gay

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is everybody
coming to the hyde park pub
for the quiz tonight?

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shymike


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not being an english student, i'm going to need this explaining.
is the only rule governing haikus how long each line is?
and is it 5 syllables, then 7, then 5?

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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there should also be a reference to one of the seasons, and the final line ought to resolve what the first two set up. i think.

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shymike


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"is everybody
coming to the hyde park pub
for the quiz tonight?"


no, i'm not coming,
i have to stay home tonight,
dissertate: my life.

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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lovin it

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is it winter now?
it is rather cold today
yes, it is winter

like that?

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AliceH


Butter Me Up!

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Spring is in the air
though an evening at 'Homo'
Leaves me cold inside.

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NickyDyke85


YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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Summer, ****e,
Xylophone Buggery,
Iguana Scrotum.

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indie_hunk


Guru of the Gay

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Alice, I share your coldness as well.

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JohnK


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I wanted to revive this thread!

GAYKU!

I think I'm dyke
even though I am a man
Caught in endless cold

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