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http://translate.google.com/translate_t

type in a sentence and translate from english into korean. then copy the korean into the translate box and translate back into english. try with other languages for amusing results.

e.g.

"there is a little too much sugar in my beverage"

becomes

"Under smiling there is a sugar where the wall is many too much inside the smallness my beverage".

it's almost poetry. or pottery, in the potty sense of the word.

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i would like to have sex with your farm yard animals please

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amaría tener sexo con sus animales del corral satisfago

which becomes

it would love having sex with its animals of the corral I satisfy

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Feed me lard or I will sit on you

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If the lard it gives the food in in me, will sit in you who are born

No reason why I chose that phrase obviously

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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"there is nothing like a nice cup of tea and a digestive biscuit"

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"With the car the digesting biscuit there is not good cup anything"

kinda automotive and nihilistic at the same time. i like it.

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i am a big gay
became
is born and it is cheerful

some people in the gay community enjoy rimming
became
only it enjoys the E for person reel inside the community which is cheerful

xylophone buggery came back exactly the same, but it didn't recognize 'buggery'.

i want lissom young slave boys to bring me tea and biscuits
became
the lissom the youthful slave the same boy by me with the car it brings the biscuit in in me, it wants

though once again it didn't recognise 'lissom'

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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"has anyone got a light? oh shít, i have no cigarettes left."

became:

"It got a troublesome army song color of a flame? The Ohio human waste, to me the tobacco is not to a left."

i think adam could put that to music.

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A request to be fisted becomes...

As for grip fist me, but don't Happiness it does the blood of the thing which the t pulls

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i know someone who does naughty things to small ginger boys
became
is born and it holds the mischievous child thing who it does in the ginger boy

i remember a game on radio 1 where they put song titles through that thing, and gave you the answer, and you had to guess what the original was. that was cool.

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boring one. i am sat at my desk putting on my socks became It sits in my desk which it puts in my hosiery which is born, oo fun

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why does it keep coming up with 'is born' or similar?

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i want to f**k you right here right now

to

You who are born from here the rain and dew now want in the sexual intercourse which it compensates

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I need a pooh really badly, in fact I'm touching cloth

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The fact which is born; human waste inside the pitiable clothing real badly in necessity

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fvck you, you fvcking fvcker
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sexual intercourse your your sexual intercourse fool

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Michael tiene gusto al vídeo mismo que tiene sexo áspero con los vagabundos



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i can't be arsed translating it back, so i'm just going to guess what it says. is it 'michael likes to film himself shagging tramps'?

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close, it was mike likes to video himself having rough sex with tramps

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"alberto likes to take nic up the wrong one" becomes "The alberto one which is incorrect has a NIC with the high piece and it goes"

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Sit on my face and wriggle

became

one is based on my face and contorcasi

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i know someone who does naughty things to small ginger boys

Is it Alberto?

i remember a game on radio 1 where they put song titles through that thing, and gave you the answer, and you had to guess what the original was. that was cool.

I think they do it in Q magazine as well.

Relax don't do it When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it When you want to come

To Italian & Back becomes:

It is stretched do not make it when wished to go to it you stretch not the fairies when wished to come

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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there is a prize for whoever can guess which nursery rhyme this is (english - korean - english):

The store maul li to there was a small young pretense, it both hairs as the eye white and, or this maul of that li went toward the enemy to where, the pretense where they are young it was positive

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Is it Mary Had a Little Lamb?

What's my prize? If it's a weekend spring cleaning the FHoD, I shall pass.

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"I'm after a slice of German pussy" becomes:

}i{' after forming a cabinet of Germany pussy; M

I just love that little M at the end! Even the translation engine's loving it!

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Ohio Mandy it spreads out to come, it had and good season it gave without, it sent away Ohio Mandy to you who are born but


Guess the Westlife song! It's too easy...

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I think the clue is in the Mandy, love

The Ohio bit though is hilarious.

teehee

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(Tidied up a bit, put through a number of permutations, made the lines match up sort of)

In marriage of the mind which is vivid
In me it puts in the impediment which is not make.
When the fringe land discovering, love it changes, in order
To be steep or in removal me me nine is not the love which keeps at work,:
Negation! The writing this highland which it sees until now on regulation
Ticket storm right and it shakes assuredly;
His altitude has and it was unknown there is a highway and that questionable matter price
It is a star in the each wandering bark.
If the rose light mouth alcoholic beverage and the cheek come
Inside the compass of his nine keeping at work sickles, love is not the fool of hour;
Love him short it changes at hour and and week ci anh, the equal was from that thing width
It increases but in edge of fate:
When this is examined to be incorrect,
It did not write this assuredly it is born, the what kind of male who is not until now the love.

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