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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i've been recalled for interview!
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...at the brotherton library.

do you think it would be a good idea to pay off my whopping library fines before i attend? i could say at the interview, "i'll pay the fines if you give me the job." or would that not go down too well?

fingers xxx'd

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fingers kissed? they might not give you the job if you do that.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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xx'd it should have been. trying to cross three fingers would be difficult.

though i could kiss backside. i'm a horrendous sycophant when i want to be.

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"...at the brotherton library.

do you think it would be a good idea to pay off my whopping library fines before i attend? i could say at the interview, "i'll pay the fines if you give me the job." or would that not go down too well?

fingers xxx'd
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Not only that, but you could offer to pay off my fines as well, showing the extra lengths you're willing to go.

Seriously, I'd pay off your fines before going. And yay for being recalled! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

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Will we have to start calling you librarian Dave?

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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Well done & good luck Dave! (its best 2 pay fines off first)

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We can harrass him too!!

Prithy, excuse me sir, where is the Lesbian and Gay section Please?!!

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"Gay and lesbian fiction has been moved to the basement. Sorry for any inconvenience caused."

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we can start lgbt trips to the library and move books around to p!ss him off. put the marquis de sade in the law section, that kind of thing.

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I like the sound of that!

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i'll call security and have you moved along. and multiply your fines!

hmm, librarian dave. i need some bigger glasses...

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all you need to do now is make your side burns more bushy and get a comb over. we all must buy you a cardigan as a job present if you get it. start practising your shhhhhhh.

xx

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and grow a beard which you subsequently dye pink and yellow in stripes.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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you know the bagpuss librarian too?

pink and yellow is so pasé. might try green and black

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orange n purple

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