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how many times a day, on average, do you endulge? [19 vote(s)]

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36.8%
2
36.8%
3
10.5%
4
10.5%
5
0.0%
6
0.0%
7
5.3%
8
0.0%
9
0.0%
10+
0.0%
ChipsAndLube


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http://www.truefreedomtrust.co.uk/testimonies/015.html

this is pant-wettingly hilarious. especially the line:

"For masturbation is that very secret of sins. Yes, I'd learned to live with it. I wasn't held in the grip of guilt about it."

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richardyoung71


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Is your poll meant say how many times a day or a week? i dont think anyone could manage 10+!!!

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http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

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NickyDyke85


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Thats proper funny... Queer as folk makes every1 masturbate

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AliceH


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10+ times a day?

Wouldn't that make you a little.... sore?

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likin ur site adam

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shymike


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i like this quote:

"I specifically asked one Christian brother for whom I lusted most to forgive me, in a sense, on behalf of all the others. "

that would've been fun to watch.

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quote:
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"http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/"


"Cream your khakis, not Iraqis." tee hee.

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War is ****, rub your clit!

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shymike


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do you think one day this guy will finally crack and go on a murderous rampage? i actually feel a bit sorry for him, being so convinced of the sinfullness of both gayness and masturbation that he forces himself into marriage and, in all likelyhood, virtual celibacy. i wonder what he had to say to his wife to convince her that marrying a gayer would be a good idea. maybe she's a lesbo.

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NickyDyke85


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dunno but they had kids 2gether

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chemicalfears


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"i wonder what he had to say to his wife to convince her that marrying a gayer would be a good idea. "


something along the lines of:

"I'm not gay, but I have a fortune in oil, and best of all, I won't try to touch you in any way shape or form - for health purposes you understand"

is it George Bush in disguise?

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"War is ****, rub your clit!"


F*ck war - suck more

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Mike, I often wondered why some straight people, who logic will suggest won't get a date, often get a date and other wonderful people don't get a date. Well, I think it is because there are more straight people, so it is easier for straight people to find other straight people that matches.
As for gay people, because they can't find that many gay ppl in everyday life, I think that explains why some guys hit on every single guy in the gay bar.

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indie_hunk


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erm... someone actually voted that s/he masturbate 5 times a day. Did s/he confuse it with 5 times a week, or do they actually are able to get off that frequently per day? You don't have to worry one thing if you were dating this person

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ChipsAndLube


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i have a female friend who regularly wanks herself silly on a sunday morning. the reason i gave 10+ as a choice was to see if anyone can beat her. and that's just in a morning, mind- not in a whole day

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10+ thats impressive, sum1 has wayyyyyyyy 2 much time on thier hands

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JohnK


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Or way too much lady juice.....

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ChipsAndLube


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when a few more people have voted, i'll work out the lgbt average and adjust my habits accordingly. i'd not want to be one of the biggest wankers in the society...

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hehehe sounds like a good plan

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MrDarcy


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well with guilt out of the way i am sure he can get a better grip on him self

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