Hey all my lovely LGBT people! You are all currently out getting ****ed, snogging each other outside of the Met University (i have pictures on my phone) but as you indulge in your hangovers, bear the following jazz in mind...
I work most weekends, but on Sunday 6th March i have a day off and have decided to cook for you all! (YAY)
Basically, cooking is a bit of a hobby (along with eating pasties and having nic drooling on me) and the last meal went so well i wanted to invite you all to another!
So, if you are intrerested, 6th March, Devonshire Hall etc... just leave a message under here to say you wanna come, and if i don't know you already please let me know who you are! It could be a great chance for you to meet more members of the society right?
Afterwards i would imagine we can pop down to our favourite pub quiz and win all three prizes or even take on the heathen world of poptastic!
Some food vegan/vegitarian friendly although i don't cater fruitarians as you guys quite frankly scare the sh*t out of me!
Why David, I am thrilled by the prospect of a splendid meal your are suggesting, and it inspires me to propose a similar idea myself. As well as frequenting David's Thai meal, maybe you would all be happy to attend my Icelandic meal, where I would cook for you finest fish and putrified shark - a local delicy! And for afters, why I would provide a sculpted fox's glacier mint in the shape of my dear self, a centrepiece for any meal, I hope you would agree! I would also serve with a generous supply of coca-cola.
aah, i've checked my diary, and it seems i have a climbing trip that weekend. grrr. well, we'll be in nazam's eating curry (and admiring the waiter) afterwards, so when you're all making your way from the quiz to the fishy house of death afterwards, call in to say hi.
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quote: Originally posted by: Tararara " 6th of march is mothers day so i'll probably be cooking for me ma or taking her out (for dinner not with a rifle) otherwise i'd be there."
"We're gonna TAKE your mama OUT all night, gonna show her what it's all about"
Hmm, Jake Shears from Scissor Sisters - is he planning to kill his mum?!?!!
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i thought it would only be fair if we gave you some money for this one. if everyone donates a quid or two, that should easily pay for it. what do people think?
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
Not sure how much things will cost, or how many people you'll be cooking for, but a few quid each seems fair. And perhaps people could bring a bottle, as well.
I will bring vodka, you know, but I just can't be trusted not to accidentally drink it all myself. You see the bottle, you grab a glass, it'll be gone by sundown if you don't seize the day...
Anyway, comme Sash I also don't know the way (to devonshire even these days) and will, God willing, have to rely on other people's knowledge and skills (and dave's phone number there) to find my way. Pathetic really, as I'm pretty sure it's about ten feet away from my house.
I blame it on all that dodgy Cypriot alcohol you keep smuggling into the country Samwise. I think it's rotting your brain's navigation centre. Tut tut.
xx
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