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what to you in most important [36 vote(s)]

personality (yawn!)
30.6%
good body
8.3%
nice smile
19.4%
honesty
19.4%
integrity
2.8%
a large penis
5.6%
stamina
5.6%
the ability to deep throat a cucumber
8.3%
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Arsecandle wrote:
I'm looking for someone who will make me feel simple and clean.


Someone to be your canary perhaps?

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I've changed my mind about who my perfect partner would be. I want a computer nerd. My f*cking computer is having another one of it's oh-so-reguler hissy fits, and is refusing to play my dvds. It worked in the summer, and then just stopped, and I think it's playing a weird game of hide and seek in my hard drive. So, if anyone knows how to use and fix computers...
Steven. xxx

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Hehe, i've just been looking at what my bf wrote 9 months or so ago! The irony is unprecedented!

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ChrisH wrote:
You're there with simple already..... but I don't think you'll ever be clean

I think you should concentrate on your career
you like the fact i'm dirty.

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NickyDyke85 wrote:
either am not picky enuff or u lot r all 2 fussy...

like i said earlier i jus look for basic stuff like nice eyes n smile, honesty, good personality n a sense of humour & that owt after that wer a bonus, the bonus stuff is:

NICE EYES
The kind u can quite happily look in2 for ages without getting bored
Cheeky little twinkle in em that says "i mite n i mite not u'll have 2 find out"
Sounds mad but the ones that kinda show wot they r thinkin/feelin

NICE SMILE
If it lights up a room thats cool
Again the kinda smiles 4 different things, especially if u know wot they r 4
Cant resist a cheeky grin, especially if theres the cheeky twinkle in eye

SENSE OF HUMOUR
Makes me laugh
Laughs at my jokes
Laughs wi me not at me
Can see the funny side to pretty much everything

GOOD PERSONALITY
little bit cheeky
sweet
cuddly
bit mad
happy 2 teach me new things
happy 2 learn stuff from me
laid back/chilled out most of time
honest (even if they r a little blunt at times)
accept that i dun really wanna talk bout me feelings n stuff & its nowt against them, all comes wi time like
trusts me & therefore doesnt feel the need to stalk me/talk people in2 spyin on me (its happened b4)
not possessive n obsessive
doesnt mess with peoples heads

Think that covers it all


I wrote all that 9months ago... now am wi sum1 who's got pretty much everything I go 4 and then some... altho she laughs AT me quite alot :o)

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evie wrote:
my ideal partner should:
be on my wavelength (be able to debate all sorts of things with me, without making me angry by their ignorance/stupidity/unwillingness to learn, but equally without being intellectually highbrow and unwilling to explain)
be more into staying in than going out, but not to the point of being a recluse
enjoy being outdoors and walking/horse-riding
not resent the time i spend with and talking about the horses
not smoke



hehehehe think u drew the short straw darlin

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 12:01, 2005-11-15

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I thought your conversation about masturbating vegans was very highborw Nic

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so did i, but some people would like to disagree. Had another fabulous conversation at my house about ejaculation (male n female) which was very highbrow, but my housemates n craig will disagree

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NickyDyke85 wrote:
so did i, but some people would like to disagree. Had another fabulous conversation at my house about ejaculation (male n female) which was very highbrow, but my housemates n craig will disagree


I said it was snail trail babe. Gross beyond belief. Then hide in the Yids bedroomd corner scared for life - like ewwwwwwww.

Oh and my ideal is a bar man in Leeds, who until NIc (love her) introduced us, didn't even know I exisited, but now does. And looking gooooooood. Yum Yum x.

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we've had this discussion already n trust me am right!

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NickyDyke85 wrote:
so did i, but some people would like to disagree. Had another fabulous conversation at my house about ejaculation (male n female) which was very highbrow, but my housemates n craig will disagree


And you wonder why poor Craig never comes round.

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NickyDyke85 wrote:
we've had this discussion already n trust me am right!


NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!! Haven't you learned anything by nw Mrs. I'm a sore loser..................... It was just wrong. As snail trial is. Craig looked horrified!!

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The fact ur a sore loser DOESN'T make u right. I'm right n u know it... carry on tryin 2 argue against the lesleybean expert, u'll regret it... u may end up with physical evidence...

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