LEMMINGS!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

LEMMINGS!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Dave, I LOVE YOU!

Lemmings is ****ing amazing! not played it 4 years xxx

Phil · I didn't buy it!

ARGH, the little creatures are doing my head in! my fav are the stopper ones, they do the cutest little egyptian dance. hehe. look at em go.

xx

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

you remind me of a lemming, phil :P

Phil · I didn't buy it!

i will dye my hair green especially for you dave

x

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

lemmings have green hair?! i thought it was orange?

damn colour-blindness! *shakes fist*

me
xx

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Great, add this to my insomnia, and I'm going to have little lemmings dancing in front of my eyes at 4am.

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

ooo, you have all the sympathy i can muster alice...insomnia is a b1tch, but insomnia+lemmings? one of my nightmares come true

sash
xx

Margaret · Forum Member

Why Mr Lube, Phil, Nic, Alice I am shocked. I cannot belive that such upstanding citizens as yourselves could enjoy such a violent video game. Why could you possibly want to indulge in recreation which involves the computer based killing of small innocent animals. I am ashamed.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

look, you big norsky, if they're stupid enough to stomp off the edge of lofty precipices, then our humble attempt at saving their stupid fuzzy green-haired lives can only be a good thing.

aren't you due for a checkup at the vet anyhoo?

love mr lube x

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

quote:
Originally posted by: Margaret
"Why Mr Lube, Phil, Nic, Alice I am shocked. I cannot belive that such upstanding citizens as yourselves could enjoy such a violent video game. Why could you possibly want to indulge in recreation which involves the computer based killing of small innocent animals. I am ashamed."

i distinctly remember watching a nature programme a few years ago that showed polar bears smashing though the ice to get at the little lemmings scurrying about in their burrows underneath. so stop with the moral highground, marge.

Margaret · Forum Member

I am a fruitarian Mike, and as such would not harm lemmings, especially in the name of fun - unless they fell out of a tree along with some berries at least.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

would you eat a bigmac if it fell out of a tree?

Margaret · Forum Member

Provided it fell from the tree naturally, and was not assisted by a less patient fruitarian with a hairdryer then yes I believe I would Mr Lube.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

**** off ya whingin bint! u save the bastard lemmings & blow the remainin ones up, shud do summat similar wi polar bears

Phil · I didn't buy it!

haha, u tell her nic!!

urm just btw maragaret, prithee one knows how lovely you are and one also understands that your paws are too big to be able to use a mouse, and therefore you cannot play lemmings. one has heard ACME are developing a new, larger mouse for forum dwelling bears such as yourself, so you should soon be able to indulge in what is clearly repressed natural instincts to kill small animals.

all my love xx

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I can't play Lemmings on my Laptop beacause 1. It is really slow. Even when I press fast forward it takes ages for them to come out and I run out of time and 2. If you don't click fast enough the lemmings die. And my lap top is gay.

J x