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I am more disturbed byt he amount of minge of children's television

The mingetubbies
The queen's minge
Pokeminge
Grange Minge
Byker Minge
Minge attack
Mingebusters


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NickyDyke85


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Might as well start on films...
Mrs Mingefire
How 2 lose a minge in 10 days
Somethings gotta minge
Theres something about minge
Pretty Minge
10 things I hate about minge (film especially 4u fellas :oP )
Jungle 2 Minge





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ChipsAndLube


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mingeopoly

clueminge

snakes and minges

the game of minge

mingetrap

mingeball scramble

atmosminge

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Adam


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Or, minge for people who aren't old and had electricity as children...

Super Mingeo
Minge the Hedgehog
Minge Raider
Sim Minge
Minge Tycoon
Championship Mingerer
Minge Gear Solid
Lemminge
Resident Minge
Minge and Conquer

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NickyDyke85


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dont 4get the all important addictive game.. minge hospital

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With its variety of diseases including bloaty minge, slack minge, uncommon minge, heaped minge, fractured minge and 3rd degree minge. And BALDNESS. Not mentionin any names of people afflicted with this terrible ailment. For confidentiality's sake.

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NickyDyke85


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yeah thats the one!

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"With its variety of diseases including bloaty minge, slack minge, uncommon minge, heaped minge, fractured minge and 3rd degree minge. And BALDNESS. Not mentionin any names of people afflicted with this terrible ailment. For confidentiality's sake."


Can you PM me and give me a clue as to who they may be?

They sound quite eligible.

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am gettin quiet intrigued as 2 wot kinda people ur gonna b bringin home next year

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AlbyFC


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*screams* What do you KEEP DOING to my thread?!?!?!

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"am gettin quiet intrigued as 2 wot kinda people ur gonna b bringin home next year"


Intrigued, eh? Don't worry, we can always share.

Sorry, Alberto. Are you still in love with Master of the House?

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# isn't worth my spit

see, back on topic

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AlbyFC


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Comforter, philosopher

and lifelong S'HIT!!!!

Yeah, I still listen to it every couple of days. I've downloaded it in German. Might be a fun way of starting to learn the language of those Goths.

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AliceH


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Du machst mich geil, Alberto.

Oh dear. Nicht gut.

Sash, I think your German skills are needed...

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you do realise, alberto, that if you start playing master of the house auf deutsch, emily will probably mince you and sell you on ebay? just a concerned caution x

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AliceH


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Would minced Spaniard get more, or less, money than my special reverse auction?

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NickyDyke85


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dunno, we could hold another post

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AlbyFC


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People will pay thousands of pounds to taste my flesh! Oops. What have I done? Now you wil certainly mince me!

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AliceH


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It's not like you don't mince enough already, Alberto!

No more mincing jokes when I'm drunk, I promise. I love you really. xx

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AlbyFC


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Awwwww. *Hugs* Love you too. I hope you're enjoying your sherry. :o)

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NickyDyke85


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sherry? ergh... i only drink that stuff mixed wi coke. Alice if the ppl u bring home next year r that wierd u dun have 2 worry bout sharing :o) mind u if theres MINGE on offer...

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Adam


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back on topic now! I downloaded Master of the House to see what all the fus was about. And I can hear the word cvnt in it as well, it is near the end when the woman is singing.

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Must find 'Les Mis' CD, have never picked up cvnt before. Drama!

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Master of the house isn't worth my spit
Cvnt, philosopher and life long ****.

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AlbyFC


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Nooo, Adam!

It's when he says:

here a little slice,
there a little cut,
three percent for sleeping with the window shut.

Dave heard c'unt there. One wonders why.

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AliceH


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One does indeed! It doesn't even rhyme with 'shut'.

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shut it, cúnts x

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JohnK


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Minge Looks Like a Lady
Minge At First Sight
Minge and Simple
Love Mingechine
Crazy In Minge

M I N G E! hhhyyyyyyyyyyymmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeennn

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NickyDyke85


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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVARIES

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JohnK


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Llllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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AlbyFC


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I used to dream that I would have a thread,
but now I only want to smash my darling HEAD!

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sorry alby!




RRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreccccccccctuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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AliceH


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Nic's queefing pocket!

ffffapp ffffappp fffapppppp

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NickyDyke85


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Alice please stop fantasising about my MINGE!!!

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AliceH


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I'm not. Your queefs are just so loud you can hear them over the Pennines...

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thats the sound of ur own musical queefs luv!

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AlbyFC


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Everybody raise a glass!

Raise it up the master's arse!!!

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everybody raise alberto

raise him till he is scalped by the ceiling fan!

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dave thats nasty, i know master of the house is annoying but still

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AlbyFC


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Don't mind him, Nic, I know he loves me really. And he's going to prove it by not making me take the bus at the airport, eh? *hint*hint*

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thats good

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Lesbian Movies:

Better than Minge
But I'm a Minge
If This Minge Could Talk 2
Mingster
Minged
Minge Raider
I-Minge
Lord of The Minge - The Fellowship of the Minge
Lord of The Minge - The Two Minges
Lord of The Minge - Return of the Minge


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i've had master of the house in my head ALL afternoon and it's all YOUR fault, alberto. curse you and your coffee hour serenades.

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they r bad aint they? get stuff stuck in ur head n drive u mad

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AlbyFC


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Everybody raise a glass
and bump this thread up the master's arse!


:oP

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lol u bored

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AlbyFC


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How did you guess? :oP

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We never thought about Shakespeare's plays in this thread!

Much Ado about Minge
Romeo and Mingieta
The Tame of the Minge
Minge's Labours Lost
Minget
A Midsummer Night's Minge
Two Minges of Verona
The Minge of Venice
The Minge
A Minge's Tale
Twelfth Minge
The Comedy of Minges
Antony and Mingeatra
Julius Mingaer
The Merry Minges of Windsor
Mingello



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