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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,2763,1437539,00.html

is this or is this not the most sick thing you could imagine? i'm scared to leave the house now in case there is some axe-wielding maniac outside.

as i type this alberto is just clattering through the door on his bike.

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lovely, adds a whole new meaning 2 hairy axe wound

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i found it funny that they've yet to carry out a post-mortem. can you imagine the conversation as they took the body away?

* so er, whaddaya think he died of?

* possibly an axe wound to the head.

* well should we not send him off to the morgue anyway?

* probably, they can tell us for sure.

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I love the little human interest bit at the end. And on a lighter note the street he died in was pedestrianised to make room for a market.

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lol. Imagine havin that at end of an article bout ur death, must feel so good!

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Actually, I'm quite worried by the article -- that attack happened about five minutes walk from where I used to live when I was studying in London, and it's not as though Hampstead is a really dodgy area, either...

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Fear not. It seems the attack was somewhat premeditated and he knew his victim.



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surely no1 can b that irritating....

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wow 3 posts gone in space of 5minutes :o) but yeah!

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Dave asked me to do it It wasn;t my fault I blame peer pressure. He also made me sniff glue.

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This morning's Guardian had a delightful picture of the victim's body in it.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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in that case i'd be highly surprised if ITV 'news' didn't film the whole thing from beginning to end.

so glad *those* posts have gone...

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We had something similar a while back in Lancaster where a murder witness had her throat cut by a friend of the guy she identified. She then ran the length of the street screaming before dropping dead! Not ideal!

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We aint had nowt like that in Chesterfield altho we did have a week where 3 people wer ran over by buses in the same spot... little chalk people were all over floor!

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I'm now too scared to leave the cluster

Did everybody see the article about the cannabalistic mental patient who was accidentally freed and then caught again? It was in the Daily Mail i think. He started killing hours after being freed.

I think I'm going to purchase a cottage on a very remote island in the farthest part of the Outer Hebrides.

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