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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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All these pics are from the committee meeting week b4 Queer Week, after having a nite of creativity making lots of posters, sparkly shirts, talkin thru business etc, things took a turn 4 the worse when insanity took over & we decided 2 make an alternative version of the MESMAC action men (pics of action men shagging) & create the LUU LGBT Lesbian Barbies. Here's wot happens when u combine scissors, bog roll, glue, glitter glue, glitter, hyperactive students & a camera... (unfortunatley i didnt get any pics of the fireball baby but we have a nice one of thaidave in a sequined thong!)

This is y u shud use dental dams!!!

Fisting plastic style!

wot a lovely couple? awwwww

lick it now, lick it good, lick this pussy just like u shud!

Heres who to blame for all this!



Hope you're not to scarred for life after these pictures & Dave, I love you, please don't kill me!

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 17:24, 2005-03-20

-- Edited by thaidave at 12:59, 2005-04-01

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Yes dear readers, this is what we do at committee meetings.

And please, remove the picture of Dave, I have just eaten!

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Rya scared that we r running the society? If any1's got pictures of fire baby they will be greatley appreciated!

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I'd like to point out that i wasn't at this meeting. See what happens without me...

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My mum would be so proud of me.

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"My mum would be so proud of me."


Especially the bit where you are licking out a barbie dolls ****ty cúnt....

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I think that photo of Thai Dave in his spangly pants got rid of any threat of heterosexuality I ever ever had.

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i am scared, and im ON the commitee. thankfully i had left before this madness has broken out. poor barbies, they were so innocent....OMG, what happened to the baby?! wont somebody please think of the children?!!!!

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Dave doused the baby in cooking oil and set it on fire.

-- Edited by Adam at 01:59, 2005-03-21

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Indeed he did. It smely appetising for a few minutes, and then the 'flesh' started to burn and it reeked worse than Dave himself.


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i am so so glad i was so so tired n couldnt keep my eyes open that particular night....goin hoome earlyish was defo the best option. glad u had fun molesting the barbies tho......... if i wasnt on the comittee id feel safe in the knowledge that we are in good hands , i think anyway ........................ xxxx

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the baby corpse is starting to rot in the glass of cooking oil and glitter. i shall take a photo when i find my damn web cam. without it i am as if desexed.

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Do. But do not take a webcam picture of the chicken suprise. It has to be the worst thing I have ever seen in your house. Apart from the box of sick......erm...

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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springcleaning the FHoD begins tomorrow. all those interested, text me and i'll arrange you a chore.

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"Do. But do not take a webcam picture of the chicken suprise. It has to be the worst thing I have ever seen in your house. Apart from the box of sick......erm..."


Or the dildo water. Or the entire cup of tea stuffed behind the back of the sofa. Or the pasta that's been there so long it's gone brown...

Spring cleaning the FHoD will take until next Spring. May I suggest your first purchase is a magnetic key-hook?

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May I suggest cleaning more than once a year and not leaving it to guests / me.



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it was hilarious though when john fished his hand down the back of the sofa and pulled out a full mug of tea. how that got there i'll never know.

we shall be taking before and after shots tomorrow though.

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Who's the guy with u Nic? Not ThaiDave. He's well HOT HOT HOT! Does he have a bfr? Or if he does would he be interested in a bit of sex on the side?

yours hopefully

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The ginger guy with Nic? That would be Adam, who does indeed have a boyfriend. Sorry, anonymous. :P

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unless you are rich that is

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wasn't me

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I mean rich as in having possession of a large disposable income. Sorry to get your hopes up :p

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sorry but no1 is allowed near my son unless am pimpin him out! Contact me n we will arrange times, places, details & prices. Heres the addys...

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Nic, please remember what happened when you pimped me to Scouse dave and he made me dress up like a baby. Be more careful this time!

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true but it was funny 2cu squirm like that

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oi!!!! hands off. and adam, money doesnt buy class. xx

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superficialality is no excuse x

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"oi!!!! hands off. and adam, money doesnt buy class. xx"


...but it does buy nice things. I have enough class already.

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Yes, because the aristocracy eats lard, Adam.

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I have class by association. Marge is pretty well bred I think.

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aye a well bred crackwhore chav bear

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quote:
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"aye a well bred crackwhore chav bear"


Marge isn't a chav! Crackwhore maybe. Chav No!

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Exactly.

After all, if Marge were a chav, Nic would probably sleep with her.

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The chav thing was an extremely ****ed/pilled up mistake. Oh well gotta try everything once...

At least chavs r a better option compared 2 beggars *cough*Alice*cough* erm bugger, confidentialities needed, 1 of our female members has a penchant for runnin round streets of leeds singin n doin the YMCAdance tryin to trick poor hapless street urchins into goin back to her "YMCA Hostel" where she ties the poor guys 2 bed, kills them & peels their skin off & frys it in low-fat sunflower spread (morrissons) b4 cramming it in 2 BAPS like bacon butties and scoffing up2 15 at a time, she evidently likes noshin on tramps more than regular people costhe dirt, sweat & unwashed areas contain juices that flavour the meat. Tsk Tsk, who wudda known that vegetarianism cud cause a person 2 snap and send em nuts!

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"the dirt, sweat & unwashed areas contain juices that flavour the meat. Tsk Tsk, who wudda known that vegetarianism cud cause a person 2 snap and send em nuts!"


It's true.

My ultimate fantasy is to have sex with, and then fry up, the Fishy House of Death. All the dirt, sweat and unwashed areas will cook up a treat. Things just haven't been the same for me since its cleaning.

Why does every thread on the forum eventually end up turning into 'vicious rumours'?

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cos u start pickin on me, so naturally am gonna pick on u by sayin u sleep with tramps, so on n so forth :oP

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OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PUT UP THAT PICTURE OF ME YOU EVIL EVIL GIRL

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Alas, Thai Dave appears to have bashfully taken down the rather lovely picture of him in a thong, but the pictures are hosted on my Photobucket account! If anyone wants the offending picture, PM me.

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I did warn u when it was taken i'd get it on site :oP tut tut tut seems u've taken it down i may have 2 fly poster uni with the offendin pic - jokin love you tho :o)

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sobs*

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Awwwwwwwwwwww bless ya, I'll b nice 2u

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thats what you say to all the girls!!!

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I know, ur only gettin special treatment cos I really fancy u when ur wearing those pink sequined keks

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