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How often do you partake of the lesbian liquor? [17 vote(s)]

Hourly
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Daily
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Weekly
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I've discovered the most delightful infusion!

Yogi Tea's Chocolate Mexican Spice: chocolate shells, cinnamon cassia, licorice, carob, barley malt, cardamom, ginger, cloves, vanilla, black pepper, ginger.

So, post here guys if you feel the need to rave about your fave beverage. I'm loving this chocolatey goodness!


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peppermint, pink grapefruit. they're my two flavours of the month.

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My housemate dragged me away from the lesbian tea in asda today. I only wanted to *look* at it.


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its wrong! Social workers drink that ****...

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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"My housemate dragged me away from the lesbian tea in asda today. I only wanted to *look* at it.
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lmao.

yes, saladfingers...

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Never. Caffeine all the way.

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coke! 6 spoons of sugar n a ****load of caffine


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My all-time classic is jasmine tea. Apart from that and all the stuff we get thrown down our throats in coffee hour, I don't drink much lesbian tea.

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its evil liquid that tastes rank!

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i love lesbian tea

lemon and ginger, peppermint and any random one at coffee hour.

lemon and ginger daily at the minute, here.

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Caffeine = good :)

I don't really like lesbian tea, it just tastes of water to me. My tastebuds aren't highly evolved.

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"Caffeine = good :)

I don't really like lesbian tea, it just tastes of water to me. My tastebuds aren't highly evolved.
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You've drunk too much Vimto, honey, that's why!

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Add sugar or honey to make it taste better and to bring out all the nuances. Brew it longer. Do like my brother and make a concoction lke this:

1x Peach Paradise lesbian tea bag
1x Echinacea and orange lesbian tea bag
Measure of Summer Fruits squash
Generous dash of orange juice
2x dessert spoons of sugar
Boiling water to brew

Vile! [Btw. my brother is not a lesbian as far as I know - well, maybe all straight men are closet lesbians?]

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I love my lesbian teas. Annie knows that I have a huge pile of them in my kitchen. And my decaf tea with soya milk, delish, yummy I used to be a huge caffeine addict but burnt out on it and had to go cold turkey....

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" [Btw. my brother is not a lesbian as far as I know - well, maybe all straight men are closet lesbians?]"


Not sure about that, they'd have to come out as a woman first surely, no?

Some confusion here between sexuality and gender methinks. You may as well say that all gay men want to be straight women, or all lesbians want to be straight men, when what it's about is sexuality not gender, or is it the other way round?

Spaced Out After A Heavy Night At Mission Grrrl

-- Edited by Spacegirl at 15:15, 2005-04-01

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i tried brewin it n addin sugar in coffee hour, it was just wrong, without & with the sugar, its jus warm weak flavoured dodgy juice

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'bring out the nuances' is just a nice way of saying 'give it so much sugar that you can't taste the dishwater'.

I currently have a pot of darjeeling brewing. Mmm. Now that's a good tea...

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Tetleys!!! Mmmmmmmmm! Altho the PG tips chimps wer sweet

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I really enjoy lesbian tea. I drink wil blackberry and nettle from twinnings which is really nice. I also like redbusch tea which is actually quite like normal tea but naturally sweeter and less 'metallic'.

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dun the nettle sting?

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Mmm, Redbush tea - known in its native South Africa as Rooibos.
And Blackcurrant and Honeybush tea by Botanics.

In fact, anything with bush in it really!

Must drink tea.

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Amen on the bush sister!

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Lesbian tea is a pile of WANK! White Russians are where it's at!

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Alki!!!!!!!

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Takes one to know one!

Besides, if you were here, you'd so be mixing the white Russians with coke.

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am goin teetotal 4 abit!

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After drinking large quantities of a 54% German spirit called 'Zimt' (I think it's cinnamon liquer, but it might also be a Pimms-type confection) I think I too shall be going back on the wagon.

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cya on the wagon... friday nites knocked me off form :o( oh well i'll gi it a couple of weeks n make up 4 it on Otley Run, at least I'll b wi ppl i can trust not 2b arseholes

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I head rumblings of a Lesbian Tea Otley Run involving large quantities of Elderflower and Rose infusions and sticky buns?

Mere rumor or lesbo-fact?

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My flatmate here has a 1 litre teapot for her lesbian tea and has been observed disappearing off into her room for hours on end with its steaming contents: strawberry and yoghurt flavour I believe.

Come here for the lesbian tea and cakes! Live opposite a proper bakery, pesky cheesecake and doughnuts for breakfast...

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Can I come and visit you in Germany or France? I would really like to!



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I would quite like to visit you as well, Annie.

Embarrassingly, I find myself really enjoying Evie's lemon and ginger tea, brewed for about four minutes with a spoonful of honey. It's still not a patch on the organic Arabica coffee I bought, though.

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its a mere rumour.. I couldn't live with myself if any more people became addicted 2 the vile liquid due to an event i ran... coffee hours doing enough damage to the queers of today...

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*WARNING: This coffee hour may include strobe lighting and copious amounts of fennel twig tea

-- Edited by JohnK at 23:47, 2005-04-10

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yeah warnin labels like that on the door shud b appropriate

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That will be Miss Evies coffee hour. She will pick up the baton where Ms. Ring left off.

I nearly typed let off then.

Well we are talkng about Lesbian tea.

PPPoooooohh!



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Embarrassingly, I find myself really enjoying Evie's lemon and ginger tea, brewed for about four minutes with a spoonful of honey. It's still not a patch on the organic Arabica coffee I bought, though.
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It's *really* nice stuff! I'm 'ard though, I dont need honey in my lesbian tea. The honey's in the fridge for anti-pollen-allergy properties. Need to get some more from the purveyor of many honeys on the road to Nostell Priory.

I bought some ASDA lemon and ginger tea the other day, 34p rather than 80 for the twinings stuff. I'll report back as to its effectiveness.

If you're feeling brave, there's some green tea in the left hand cupboard near the rice. Tastes minging, so must be beneficial.

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That will be Miss Evies coffee hour. She will pick up the baton where Ms. Ring left off.
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I would be honoured to. If I can engineer my timetable, or skive, I will organise a lesbian tea tasting session to educate and enlighten the tastebuds of the caffeine addicts.

Oh, and the lightweight's Otley Run is more than a vicious rumour - there shall be tea and cakes (/pasties/pork pies) aplenty. I'll go for a visit in the evemobile to see what the venues are like, then set a date.

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The honey's in the fridge for anti-pollen-allergy properties. Need to get some more from the purveyor of many honeys on the road to Nostell Priory.

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I didn't do this until last summer when my Mum's friend recommended I buy honey from Romiley Farmers Market (Romiley is where I live) to combat my hayfever. It really works. It is something to do with the pollen used to make the local honey is the same pollen you get allergic to. It really worked for me - just haveing a slice of toast in the morning with some on. I didn't take any piriton or anything like that all summer.

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Oh, and the lightweight's Otley Run is more than a vicious rumour - there shall be tea and cakes (/pasties/pork pies) aplenty. I'll go for a visit in the evemobile to see what the venues are like, then set a date.
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I am really looking forward to this actually. It will be SOOOOO gay!

lalalala!

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Yes, JohnK and Alice, you may indeed come and visit. I insist upon it! All visitors more than welcome, I have plenty of time and space to welcome my beautiful friends from Leeds, we can go to Flower Power, a pub round the corner with cushions and a flying cow. Beer's cheap as we're practically in Prague! Flights from Stansted to Leipzig/Halle in May cost 13 English pounds each way or if you're flying from up North you might have to fly to Berlin then get the Interconnex train - 11 Euros each way and not far.

As for visiting me in Paris, that will be excellent too, and maybe easier to get to? We shall have coffee and croissants, take a boat down the Seine and do the Picasso Museum. I just can't get enough of his papier-mache goat!

Anyone with time, money and inclination to visit most welcome then. Hop on a plane you beautiful people! Just check dates with me first. I'm here until the 29 July.

On the lesbian tea front, I'm on relaxing Honeybush, Chamomile and Blackcurrant at the moment. I'm a ce-lesbian, get me out of here!!

-- Edited by annie at 10:43, 2005-04-11

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its sounds nightmarish!!! nooooooooooooo more **** liquid

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