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i was milking my birthday on monday (it was on sunday) and got everyone to go bowling heh! we went for a pint in the old bar and tottled on down to AMF and playe dunlimited bowling for £6 until midnight. it was actually tres fun, i felt like i was 11 again woo. hehe. anywho thought id share that with y'all. maybe should do a society trip sometime.

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"imaybe should do a society trip sometime."


Can we have the big inflatable sausages in the gutters though?

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pfft

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was that a yes?

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are you still not allowed to the use the arcade machines in there unless you are bowling? nazi's!

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hmmm... bowling sounds good, although i managed to go flying down the aisle once

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I would pay £6 to see that

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omg, i love bolwing!! yeh we should so go!!

Quote: "hmmm... bowling sounds good, although i managed to go flying down the aisle once"

aww, how far did u make it down the aisle? if you got to the end, knocked all the pins down and got a strike, it would be worth it!!

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thats the thing! even though my fat lardy arse made it all the way down, one ****ing pin still stayed up!!!

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Where you trying to write "rowling pin" there, hun? ;o)

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yes, sob*

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no, it's crap when you have the big sausages in the gutters.

unless you mean something totally rood... is it a new fetishist activity this 'bowling' malarky? it's the 'hidden joys' bit that makes it all seem a bit suss. maybe it's supposed to say bowelling. yack! sounds like it hurts.

-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 16:17, 2005-04-06

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A whole thread about bowling and no lewd jokes about balls? I'm impressed!

Anyway, I would quite like a society bowling trip, probably due to the fact I'd beat you all at bowling.

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*Pokes Self in Eye with big sharp stick at the thought of bowling*

< sarcasm > oh yeah lets go < / sarcasm >

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bowling sounds good! we'll look in2 it! Don't let me drink pints tho cos I tend 2 get stupid after a few pints n bowling handicap (have problems keepin it outta gutter), last time i went I drank bout 8 pints of stella n attempted 2 kick a 16oz ball down alley, its only time i've got a fantastic strike... wernt keen on the fact i broke 3 bones in my foot tho

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"*Pokes Self in Eye with big sharp stick at the thought of bowling*

< sarcasm > oh yeah lets go < / sarcasm >
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oh john you big spoil sport

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nowt wrong wi a spot of bowling :o)

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bingo is the new bowling. plus its free on a thursday.

although bowling is ace, especially the glow in the dark one they do.

and there's always FIT guys there! dunno about the lasses though.

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oooooo am lovin bingo too!!! genius!! i get far too excited over it. xx

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i imagine the hidden joys of bingo are prety well hidden though

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to the point of invisibility

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If it comes down to bingo or Homo, then I think I'll be picking bingo every time.

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can always have a bingo event if u want...

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Bowling... bowling. I'm not very good at bowling. Bingo I can do. It's the national pastime, according to those adverts, innit. Everybody's bonkers about bingo, or something like that....

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nah its everyone who plays bingo is bonkers, u ever noticed that its nuts old ladies with tourettes n parkinsons that sit there goin abit overactive wi the dotter n makin false calls?

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What has hundreds of balls and screws old ladies? aha ha

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I can't post my answer 2 that....

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I don't know Adam? What?

I think we should do a bingo and bowling night!! lol.

*I'm not going*



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oi! if ur making suggestions like that mr K u gotta come... I'll kidnap u

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Oooh Kinky.....

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I charge 4 any extras :oP

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bingo itself was good, but i had the most rank pint ever. it was well cloudy, and the head was green. yum.

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Aww. Are you sure it wasn't left over from St. Patrick's Day?

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well it tasted like sh1t too. is that st patrick day-esque? lol. maybe the pipes were mouldy. it was only £1.30 though.

-- Edited by ChallengeTheMighty at 19:25, 2005-04-11

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yup guiness is **** 24/7, St Patricks day is an evil marketing scam 2 make the Irish Rich and encourage people 2 down a pot of tar

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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it doesn't make the irish rich, it makes the guinness dynasty rich. and the bar-owners. and the fools who drink what they call guinness in this country are poor of pocket and of intelligence :)

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" and the fools who drink what they call guinness in this country are poor of pocket and of intelligence :)"


Alas, what he says is true. I feel my riches and intelligence slipping away from me with every sip of the black nectar.

It does give me really shiny hair, though.

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am gettin seriously worried bout u alice

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Guiness is liquid **** in a glass. I wouldn't touch the stuff with a very long barge pole.

Unless is was free/the only alcohol to drink.



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ditto

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sorry guys, i just had to sing the praises of bowling once again.

the blister on my thumb will annoy me for days, and the fact two gay guys are worse than two straight girls annoys me (i'm so ashamed, lol), but it's a right laugh. the cheesiness of the music and glow in the dark pins gets the night going. i would've gone on to qc if i didn't start my new job tomorrow.

oh, and bingo was ace last week too. playing when you're pissed is hard though, but all the false calls and heckling that took place was simply comedy.

a must.

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yay for bingo! yay for anthony! thank you for sharing your winnings last night. x

i feel bad for suggesting some form of payment for that will young picture now. i was too off my face last night to remember your generosity. i apologise. x



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You all like Bingo!!!!!

i work in the damn place its crap

btw don't play prize line its a rip off i make a lot of money on that when i call and give away sh***y prizes don't u just love to rip the old people off

if you go to mayfair in town may see you i will be wearing one of the crappy pink shirts.

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I'm currently necking a bottle of Lambrini and heading off to La Tasca, so I might pop in on my way.

xx

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we gay guys have redeemed ourselves, and proven that we can annihilate straight girls at bowling. woo-hoo!

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Be prepared to be absolutely creamed the next time you go bowling, Mike.

Speaking of which, I think it'd be very comical to watch Men's Office Joe try to bowl with his lovely long fingernails.

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Bowling rules!! We should definitely all go some time and be fabulous (Alice I'm glad I'm not the only Lambrini drinker!...Cheap and cheerful and in fact the only wine I actually like, classy that's me)... I'd love to do Quasar/LaserQuest again though, not done that in years!!xx

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