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NickyDyke85


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Not amused at all, just nearly took my hand off tryin to open a tin. My mums got rid of the decent tin opener n we'll we've only got a crappy right-handed one which i can't use, took me half an hour n a knife jus 2 get sum soup. ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
any1 else got owt that they hate/cant use in kitchen?

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i can't use the oven. i nearly set my eyebrows alight every time i ignite it. it's brand new but our stoopid landlady bought the model with no ignition switch.

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Arsecandle


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i just can't use a dildo in the kitchen

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AliceH


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Pft, you don't need a dildo in the kitchen. Just sit on top of the washing machine.

As far as kitchen things go, I have managed to avoid mishaps. Mainly as my diet is limited to coffee, baked potatoes and tinned vegetables.

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JohnK


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I am quite good in the kitchen.

Though I don't see the point in pizza slicers. Unless it is a pretty one like Ally's.

Dave, far from being able to use your kitchen, knowing you found the 'chicken' suprise in that oven puts me off thinking about you cooking in it. Maybe it is a good job you don't know how. Like a sign from a higher being or something.


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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i like pizza slicers. they're great for slicing baked things with cheese on top without removing the cheese in one go like a knife does.

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JohnK


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Cheese or MOULD?


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NickyDyke85


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mould! speakin of which or kitchen back at the dock will have 5/6month old mould in when we get back... cheese experiment is still on going

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I can smell Nic's 'cheese expriment' from here!

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NickyDyke85


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think thats bad u shd get a full up sniff wen lids off

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