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Following a discussion on Friday Alice and I have decided to start another stupid song listing thread. Starting with...

I Touch Myself - Divynals
All by Myself - Celine Dion (in fact, anything by Celine Dion)
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
Can You Feel It - Jackson 5
Anything by Michael Jackson
Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
Is This the Way to Amarillo - Peter Kay and Tony Christie
Going Down - Mel C
Uninvited or You Oughta Know by Alanis Morrisette
That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
You Give Love a Bad Name or Something for the Pain - Bon Jovi
I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf
I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness
Das Hokey Kokey - Bill Bailey

Expect more suggestions later when we are bored.


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you make me sick - pink

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i hope you die - the bloodhound gang

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I don't know the song but its on Pinks "Try This" Album as a bonus track thing, it basically goes "U aint nothing but a hooker selling ur f.ucking soul!" repeat alot

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Most off-putting song durin sex has 2b Same Old Show by the Basement Jaxx, actually its just offputtin, is one of them u play at full volume 2 disturb every1 round u

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Hold me Thrill me Kiss me Kill me - U2
It can;t come quickly enough - Scissor Sisters
Why's it so hard - Madonna
Celine Dion - Falling into you

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U.G.L.Y by Daphne & Celeste?

or ohhhhhhhh stick u

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Jerusalem - or any hymn!

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Everybodys got aids - Team America, cud u imagine how offputtin it'd b 2 shag 2 that?

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Batter Up - Nelly

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Smack my bitch up - the prodigy

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Fùck the Pain Away - Peaches

As far as Michael Jackson songs go, the worst would have to be 'Beat It'.

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Morrissey -You know I couldnt last

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NIN - big man with a gun

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gina g - ooh ah just a little bit

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20fingers feat gillette - short short man

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make your own music?

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Dolly Paron - Why'd you come in here looking like that

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'Get It On' by T-Rex would make me run away in fear! Or crack up with laughter.

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"Fùck the Pain Away - Peaches
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I'd quite like to **** to **** the pain away...

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The Sugar Cubes - Motorcrash


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St. Winifreds School Choir - Grandma, We Love You

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Kelis - Caught Out There

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Anything by Rik Waller


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Bjork - Its Oh So Quiet

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Diana Ross and the Supremes - Baby Love
Kate Bush - The man with the child in his eyes

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Mary J Blige - Family Affair

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Madonna - Oh father

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hard-fi - tied up too tight

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Madonna - secret

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The Strokes - Is this it?

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the beatles - i'm only sleeping

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the White Stripes - I think i smell a rat

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The Kinks - Lola

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l-o-l-a lola

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The Corrs - So young

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The Beach Boys - I Get Around
Pulp - Babies

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P.P. Arnold - Is that all there is?

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Zero 7 - home

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quote:
Originally posted by: NickyDyke85

"20fingers feat gillette - short short man"

Originally was called 'Short D!ck Man' & got cleaned up for the radio edit, dammit

More erm UnSexy songs:
Razorlight - Golden Touch (think about it...)
M.I.A - SunShowers (along the same lines...)
Annie - Come Together
Scream Club - Don't Fúck with my Babies
Stealer's Wheel - Stuck in the Middle
TLC - UnPretty


PS have you noticed that on the net some people spell it "SexC"?
It's another of those sh!tty txt-speak things, except it's not even any shorter than the original word this time?!

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Alice has reminded me. The beach boys - Barbara Anne. I dont think it is funny but wouldnt it be annoying?

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Has anybody heard of a band called Soldout? They probably did the most appropraite song entitled I don't want to have sex with you

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Garbage - Bleed like me (Sorry)

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Anywhere but here -Static-X
He Wasn't Man Enough For Me - Tony Brat (Was it???)


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Vengaboys - Up & Down

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quote:
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"Vengaboys - Up & Down"


I think I will puke while doin' it if vengaboys came up.

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I Touch Myself - Divynals

i disagree completely!!!!!!!

Cindi Lauper - The Goonies are Good Enough

haha, i only say this as it just poppedup on my playlist.............



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quote:
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"I Touch Myself - Divynals

i disagree completely!!!!!!!

Cindi Lauper - The Goonies are Good Enough

haha, i only say this as it just poppedup on my playlist.............

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Yeah, I need someone to remind me + find me as well....

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Kia - my neck my back (unless they dun have a ****in clue wot they r doin)

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quote:
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Yeah, I need someone to remind me + find me as well....
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when i'm feeling down, i want you above me


it's good enough for me, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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