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JohnK


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******NEWSFLASH*********

Keep Thursday 2nd Juner free guys because its party time!

Yes, the LGBT's very own Summer Party is coming up at a secret location to be announced.

Expect drinks, food, fun and laughter. And our very own society awards - including most embarrassing moment, best hair, and life time membership awards! Are you nominated? Will you win a beautiful prize? Who knows!

Its gonna be a great evening, keep it free guys

*******More info to follow******

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AliceH


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I'm suddenly very glad our compulsory end of year meeting is at 9am on the Thursday rather than 9am on the Friday.

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richardyoung71


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By secret location, he means we haven't booked anywhere yet

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AliceH


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Dave? Alberto? Emily? Is the Den of Tranquility booked that evening?

Or, alternatively, my kitchen at Tetley Hall is free. It's a bit mouldy but I'm sure it'll do.

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NickyDyke85


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by secret location we mean secret location, wi top secret plans, dont listen 2 rich..... :oP

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shymike


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i heard a rumour that nic's hosting the party in her special place.

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Adam


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mmmm buffet!

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AliceH


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Considering Nic already has the England Women's Under 19s and Under 21s football team in her 'special place', I think it's a big enough venue.

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Adam


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Yes, its getting out that is the problem.

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AliceH


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Try a really big plunger?

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NickyDyke85


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jus go on a diet of pure lard & u'll eventually turn greasy enuff just to slip out... adam managed it, he jus piled on the weight since he got out cos he hasn't managed 2 complete his 12 step programme 2 wean him off the white stuff.

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 10:44, 2005-05-04

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Adam


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It all started 18 years ago when Nic was still tight, they had to grease me in lard to get me out.

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NickyDyke85


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i wudda still been tight if u hadnt have eaten so much lard when u wer inside... christ it wer like givin birth 2 king kong

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Adam


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I would like to think I was less hairy....

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AliceH


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Gip! I am suddenly reminded of Dock Mike's breeder porn. You know, the one with the head insertion.

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NickyDyke85


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we had 2 shave him when he wer 1st born cos they cudnt tell if he were human

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Adam


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Nic's minge regularly expectorates furballs

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NickyDyke85


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Adam still has a problem wi excess body hair, he has 2 wake up at 5am everyday n go 2 a special beauticians who wax the rug off him so he can go about his daily business looking normal, when he settles down 2 sleep at night the hair sprouts back & he wakes up resembling an orangutang

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shymike


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i heard a rumour his new hamster is actually just a lump of body hair glued together with chocolard.

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I've heard a rumour the Vicious Rumours thread is in Sketchbook, and not Events! Move it people!

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shymike


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yes ma'am, sorry ma'am. won't happen again, promise.
sorry.

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ooh, supernanny, make me move it :oÞ

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