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Did any else read this in last week's Yorkshire Post? I'm sure there's a lesson here for us all: A lady and her elderly mother were shopping in a Morrisons in Bradford. As they came out of the shop they saw a dead cat in the car park. Being cat lovers, they couldn't bear the thought of leaving the poor dead kitty there. They decided to take it home and give it a decent burial. They went back into the store and got some shopping bags. They wrapped the dead kitty in one and then put it in another bag, hoping to contain the smell. It was lunch time so their next stop was a local restaurant. As it was a warm day, they were reluctant to leave the dead kitty closed up in the car. So they placed the Morrisons bag beside the car and went in to eat. As it happened, their car was visible through the window where they were sitting in the restaurant. They watched a lady walk by their car, stop, go back and pick up their bag, and walk into the restaurant. This lady is then seated next to our two elderly cat lovers. The lady orders her lunch and curiosity getting the better of her, she opens the Dillard's sack. She peeks inside, screams, and in trying to get out of her chair, falls and hits her head. An ambulance is called to take the poor woman away. As they are taking her away one of our elderly cat lovers places the Morrisons bag on the stretcher saying, "I think this belongs to her . . ."

Don't know if this is true, but I guess it must be to be reported in the paper. What do you guys think?

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fvcking nut jobs.
why would you pick up a dead cat? why?

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a couple of months ago i was having a fag out of chris's window and watching three police officers debating what to do with a squished rat in the road. the lady PC seemed reluctant to leave "the poor thing" where it was.

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I have a really disgusting anecdote about a friend from school called Beth, a dead squirrel found by the River Kennet, and an empty tin of Quality Street.

Must have been a slow week for news, I suppose.



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tell us tell us tell us!

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