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ChipsAndLube


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heh, adam voted for the fat bird.

and what drugs have the entire spanish nation been on this year? las ketchup clones with moustachioed rappers behind them?

and why did all the songs sound like total rip offs? about 40% of the entries sounded exactly the same as 'waterloo', then the were the norwegians with their answer to the darkness (who also ripped a line directly from an iron maiden song) which sounded more like that really annoying advert: "shepherd's pie! gonna bake you in hell tonight! 400 degrees not farenheit!"

the rest of the performances either sounded like ofra haza from beyond the grave or simply paraded round like reject boybands in silly shoes. all in all, quite a spectacle.

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AliceH


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Adam voted for the fat bird from Malta on my phone. The bastard.

My favourite had to be Moldova's 'Grandma Beats the Drum', complete with real live grandma on stage. Zdob si Zdub were like a Moldovan Goldie Lookin' Chain.

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Arsecandle


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i was on the phone all night instead D:

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God bless the eurovision - the swiss song was like a mix between Evanescence and one of Andrew Lloyd Webbers newer musical numbers. As for Croatia....

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ChrisH


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I quite liked the 'fat bird', at least she was good at singing compared to some of the others. As for her dress tho.... what was she thinking?!

All in all it was a pretty disappointing year

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ChipsAndLube


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i think the technical term for her dress was 'big red fun tent'.

then again, that could apply to her fanny too i suppose.

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aww bless her. hers was the best song by far!! she should have won!! xx

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davidx


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even though she was a hippo, the Malta lady had the best song by far!!

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Serbia and Montenegro shudda won - they were fit!

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ChrisH


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"Serbia and Montenegro shudda won - they were fit!"


So shallow!

Did you not find any meaning in the songs? Some were truly beautiful. I think Grandmama beats the drum was a metaphor for life. You just can't compete against songs like that

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I am impressed she didn't die on stage.

Besides, the fat lady had lots of inner beauty!

-- Edited by Adam at 11:45, 2005-05-23

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ChipsAndLube


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"Besides, the fat lady had lots of inner beauty!-- Edited by Adam at 11:45, 2005-05-23"


you mean lots of dinner in her innards?

and the old crone was scary.

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