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Arsecandle


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Roundabouts are like a circle
sometimes red but often purple
always give way to the right
if you don't YOU ARE A BAG OF SH**E

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NickyDyke85


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U got talent there Steve!

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ChipsAndLube


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switch island lies in liverpool
it flumoxes many a fool
who approach it in their mini metro
a car so old it's almost retro

oh christ, a thread for poems about british infrastructure :o/

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AliceH


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The River Aire was made for trade
but Leeds was **** so it decayed

~fin~

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The 96 and the 28
Go past Hyde Park corner and are bloody great
But beware the sinister evil tricks
Of the deceptive left-turning 56.


-- Edited by thaidave at 11:57, 2005-05-18

-- Edited by thaidave at 12:05, 2005-05-18

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shymike


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RE: Roundabouts
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i'm not going to be able to make this rhyme, so i won't bother trying.

i don't understand
the mindset
of those that fish
in the leeds and liverpool canal.

do they not realise
that all
they're going
to catch
is cholera?

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Behold the endless misery of the leeds canal side fisher
He'll stare into the mire
Then sit by the fire
While his wife searches the channels for Trisha.


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Prostitutes by the River Aire
bemoaned their trade each day
but then Leeds Uni built Clarence Dock
and they frolicked with the gays

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Pigeons pigeons everywhere
But not even one to kick
Or else the RSPCA
Will throw you in the nick

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AliceH


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Alberto's bike punctured.
It died! It died!
Dave said he'd fix it.
He lied! He lied!

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NickyDyke85


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lovely poetry every1!

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Arsecandle


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haha i like these poems :D

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chemicalfears


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apparently the met is bad -
the students there are really sad -
they sit and colour in all day,
and are mostly rather f***in gay

j/k - to all you met students it was a JOKE, so i include the followin:

leeds uni is a pile of crap
where you can hear the lezzers fapp,
once this uni was a hit
but now the str8s have made it sh1t.

me
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AliceH


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Sex in the Eddie Boyle loos
involves unpleasant ramming
but it's far more pleasant than the chore
of last-min exam cramming

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ChipsAndLube


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of all the cities on this sceptered isle
leeds has more tramps per square mile
than bradford, liverpool, hull or york
the latter so posh they eat cake with a fork

but the best thing about the vagrants here
is they don't go in for 9% beer
intead, what laces their stale breath
is cillit bang, domestos, aftershave and meths.

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Arsecandle


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Hotdogs for sale!
Where, where?
Hotdogs for sale!

But where, but where, but where?
Over there by the beef burgers.

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shymike


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'nin pooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssss

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quote:
Originally posted by: Arsecandle
"Hotdogs for sale!
Where, where?
Hotdogs for sale!

But where, but where, but where?
Over there by the beef burgers."


he he reeves and mortimer are great.

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Arsecandle


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yup yup :D

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