i shall concert myself into the shape of an effort to make one of the aforementioned, if not all 3, events of joy. argh, there's something odd still in my system from yesterday...
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
Bob forgot to mention that Jean Genet are on at 6pm, so if you have anything else to do on a Saturday evening you can see JG in all their lo-fi disco ho-ness and then go and drink/cottage/see Smog/go to Majestyk whatever.
I had so much fun at the Bridge! I just wish I could have sung more. Alice and I sand Summer Nights, from Grease. It was good fun. I want to repeat the experience.
Alby - So how did you like that?
A friend - It was beautiful, but it didn't sound like you. I saw you sing but I didn't recognise your voice.
Alby - Is that good or bad?
A friend - It's good, it's good.
Okay, crap speaking voice, good singing voice. At least it's something.
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'I've discovered the secret of life. A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a whole lot of tra la la.' Kay Thompson
Thats good! my talents only stretch as far as doing barbie girl n singin the man bits (my m8 Adam used 2 sing barbies bits) and occasionally ripping the piss outta M-people songs by tryin 2 sing wi sum deep growly voice.... it broke down the monotony of depressing love songs that made u wanna down ya pint, smash the glass n spend the night huddled in a corner cryin n cuttin yaself 2 shreads. Also only sang cos it wer £1 a pint night so I'd get twatted on pints and decide that i wanted to win the prize (3 winners, crate of 24 VK - so 8 bottles each, had 2b drank in half an hour) best one were the night when me n Adam won the full crate of 24 to ourselves, we'd only had 2 pints all night and wer messin around doin barbie girl (givin each other wedgies) attemptin 2 sing Hot Stuff but failing miserably due to dodgy karoke video of a woman wearing marigolds doing unspeakable things with a banana, had 2 share the images wi the rest of the pub n spend the whole song cryin laughin down the mic, then redeemed our twattishness by singin swear it again (perfectly). we won 4 the best song of the night with Swear it again, Biggest twats of the night for the barbie girl performance and won funniest attempt at singin 4 Hot Stuff, then spent half an hour downing bottles b4 pub shut, god we went home hammered!
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nic, was that one sentence? cos it hurt my eyeballs!
my worst experience of karaoke is singing the cranberries' zombie in a pub in clitheroe with my cousin phil. we rendered the whole pub deathly silent. and she made me buy her drinks :S
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
Dave, I think I would have paid to see that. Although my karaoke experience at the Year 12 leaver's ball, where I fell off the stage and then got in a huge punch-up with my best friend Het while singing 'Every Day is a Winding Road' by Sheryl Crow was quite legendary.
Karaoke was so much fun, though! I think we should do a society trip to The Bridge one Thursday and people wanting to go to Mission or anywhere else can do that afterwards.
its true i had been on the gum again, sent me fookin mad!
Havin a punch up wi ya best mate on karoke sounds funny. Think best me n Adam got were when he undid me bra during middle of a song (he had this talent 4 undoin bra's 1-handed in bout 2 seconds flat) n I gave him a proper harsh wedgie, made him hit the high note so it wer all good i guess, this carried on all song n he wound it up by twattin me over head wi microphone... got thrown out about 10mins later after pints started 2 get lobbed about. Was probably a good thing cos we had overdone it on the £1 a pint offer
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