please can someone help me? i have got nowhere to live on the night of the 30th of june due to contract difficulties with my landlord and the new property. is there anyone out there who can would be willing to "put me up" for the night as it were?
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don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
i'd love to help some of you good people out cos val's pretty easy but we have half the lgbt staying in the FHoD at the moment. and none of them has keys, meaning they get locked in during the day when i'm at work x
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
I'm spending Thursday night on someone's floor, but am tempted to spend the night at Dave's as well. I'm sure there's a potential world record for 'largest number of people to be fitted into a five-bedroom house'.
my back-breaking cash-hungry bum-****ing shag-hole of an employer won't give me ANY time off work so i have to move tonight and tomorrow night.
may i politely request that no matter how many people stay over-- and i'm really not bothered how many of you there are-- just please no-one get under my feet or ask any more favours cos i'm likely to shout at you. i have lots of washing and ironing to do for the rest of this week, having spent the last few days sorting out bills etc. oh, and i have to move house too you know.
love me x
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble