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thaidave


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Well, i'm revising for tomorrows exam and thought this was kinda funny...

1) Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you
admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me
for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings
whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy-
will you let me be yours?

Gloria

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2) Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.
Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined
me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings
whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

Okay - back to the grindstone.

Dave x

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NickyDyke85


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nah i really don't c the fun thing.... its about as fun as tryin 2 learn loadsa stats about prisons, not fun!

speakin of prisons, i served the bird who played denny blood in bad girls on sat nite in QC

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Laura


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she was in QC....y y y o y didnt u tell me?! i would have been there in a shot...oo how did she look? i know she wasnt one of the nicest ones bt still she was in bad girls!

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JohnK


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No Gloria, thankyou.

Grammar isn't ever fun, though it can be funny.



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NickyDyke85


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Laura wrote:
she was in QC....y y y o y didnt u tell me?! i would have been there in a shot...oo how did she look? i know she wasnt one of the nicest ones bt still she was in bad girls!


Didnt tell u cos I wer working at the time. She wernt as nice as she used 2b on tv, hairs still the same, shes looks alot paler n scrawnier, shes also pretty short.

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Arsecandle


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daaavid call me! check your pms

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ChipsAndLube


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dave has pms? aw, i'm premenstrual too at the moment.

other dave x

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