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AliceH


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ChipsAndLube wrote:
...hoovered and dusted and made the place shiny clean like me?


Was a compulsive liar like me.

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ChipsAndLube


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QQQQ

my retort is cryptic, dearest alice :P


...could shout and swear and curse at the world and his wife, like me

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ChipsAndLube wrote:
QQQQ

my retort is cryptic, dearest alice :P


...could shout and swear and curse at the world and his wife, like me


you stole that from the 2 ronnies!

kicked pidgeons like me

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NickyDyke85


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cud make pidgeon pie like me

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slobbered over pigeon pie like me

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spent their last food money on pretty new stationary like me

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EmilyL


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Could see fairies like me.

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reception fairies?

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EmilyL


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Steve, remember that elusive 'signal' fairy!

Dontcha wish ya girlfriend had melons like me.

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had grapes like me

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EmilyL


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Could do the heat magazine crossword like me!

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sang like anthony from anthony and the johnsons like me

i think we should call them signal imps because they are evil.

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had a poodle perm like me

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EmilyL


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Knew the way to San Jose like me

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NickyDyke85


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got lost on the way 2 amarillo like meeeeeeeeee

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installed a stairlift on the stairway to heaven like me

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STANNAH!

Hijacked stairlifts in old peoples homes like me

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Stole old people's teeth in the night like me

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could ride mobility scooters like me

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EmilyL


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Had a saggy bum like me.

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had wrinkly nipples like me

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Had a crazy Feng Shui boss who turns all the lights off in favour of scented lamps when she gets into work, like me?

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had 9 arms, 3 legs, 20 heads n a tail like me

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Stole from the morgue like me

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EmilyL


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was Antonius von Clustakawosa de la mengaralasa the 18th. (7th son to His Royal Highness Gary.) Ruler of all.....like me.

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NickyDyke85


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WOW!!!!

wanted 2 marry u based on above information, like me

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ruled the heavens and the earth... unlike me

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was on a mountain top, burning like a silver flame...

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Was guilty of love in the third degree like me

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NickyDyke85


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Heard a rumour, like me

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Adam


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moved in my direction like you

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EmilyL


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Had a big, shiny, bouncy, red rubber ball like me

-- Edited by EmilyL at 05:02, 2005-09-13

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NickyDyke85


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knew it aint what u do its the way u do it and thats wot gets results

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Had Robert De Niro waiting, talking Italian like me

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EmilyL


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Had the new mission cards (for Homo and something called Protocol on a Saturday, and they did 200 for us) like me!!

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wondered if 200 is enough like me

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EmilyL


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(It was last year...even despite the fact there were people who kept *losing* theirs!)

Had on silken peach coloured stockings and nothing else, like me!

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Laura


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Adam wrote:


kicked pidgeons like me


oh yes i would, very much so



.......had a snotty nose like me

-- Edited by Laura at 10:01, 2005-09-17

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NickyDyke85


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EmilyL wrote:

Had on silken peach coloured stockings and nothing else, like me!


was wondering if ur gonna go 2 work like that one night, like me


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