Inspired by Bill Bailey's scale of evil, and because it is the done thing when one owns a dartboard, I require suggestions for people to be printed off my computer and added to the dartboard of evil to suffer suitable revenge for their general cvntishness. The current shortlist includes Anne Widdecombe, Pope Benedict, Charlotte Church, Westlife and Carol Vorderman, but there is still plenty of room.....
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I reserve... I reserve... I have a reservation... I HAVE a reservation.. What do you mean its not in the computer?
Keira Knightly the annoying pretentious skank..... and anyone from tv shows like Jackass or Dirty Sanchez.... altho they've probably thrown darts at each other already
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Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
ChrisH wrote: Keira Knightly the annoying pretentious skank..... and anyone from tv shows like Jackass or Dirty Sanchez.... altho they've probably thrown darts at each other already
Keira Knightley shud b spared cos she looks yummy in footy kit *off in2 dream land again* and well Jackass is quite amusing, the Dirty Sanchez boys have gotta b spared tho cos they r bluddy funny and nuts
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
angelina jolie (sorry lesbos but what a b*atch - poor brad) trevor mcdonald (zzz) richard and judy (they interupt and have no point) maxwell and saskia from BB the old dude... oh whats his bloody name! cuckoo guy..... jack nicholson hillary duff (acting not singing part) blooming bo selecta guy (same joke for 3 seasons!) tara reid (waste of space) keira khightley (just cause of her voice) susan from desperate housewives!!!!! (dont get me started!!) the bardsleys (wife swap couple all over the telle in a B&B?!?!?) russel crowe (zzz) jude laws nanny (lucky b*atch) coldplay! (chris martin voted worlds sexiest vegetarian! whats that all about?) charlie and shelley from corrie (barmaid and crazy fiancee) germaine greer (if you hate big brother why go on it?!?!)
im sure there are more but thats all i can think of for now... didnt realise there were so many. thanks for letting me get that out!!! feel better. I like everyone else... im not totally horrid
My dartboard isn't that big you know! Some kind of rotation for people will be arranged so that everyone gets their fair share of puncturing. Coldplay however, will be securely fastened to the wall just to the top left of the board (where most of my throws tend to go) and left there permenantly.
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I reserve... I reserve... I have a reservation... I HAVE a reservation.. What do you mean its not in the computer?
lulu, michelle mcmanus, gordon brown, mcfly, the queen and prince phillip, nicole kidman, usher, paul daniels and debbie mcgee, the hamiltons, gareth gates, chris tarrent, jennifer saunders, leslie ash, wendy richard, the pope, colin jackson, alan hansen, ardal o'hanlan, the appletons, lisa scott-lee, fearne cotton.....
You can't put Jennifer Saunders on there! Where would we be without the likes of Ab Fab?!?! Leonardo Dicaprio, David Beckham and his scrawny wife.... and Rebecca Loos.
Please put Bob Geldoff on the bullseye tho.... if anyone deserves a dart he does! I'm actually getting quite angry thinking about him!
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Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
ChrisH wrote: You can't put Jennifer Saunders on there! Where would we be without the likes of Ab Fab?!?! Leonardo Dicaprio, David Beckham and his scrawny wife.... and Rebecca Loos.
Please put Bob Geldoff on the bullseye tho.... if anyone deserves a dart he does! I'm actually getting quite angry thinking about him!
chris, if you take back leo i'll take back jennifer
Kate Bosworth (for personal reasons) - Actually just stand on her face instead lol. Otherwise those twats Jordan and Peter. Darts at the ready..............................
we shud jus make an archery range n spend all day playin Robin Hood... sounds like a better plan cos the boards r bigger.... still i say we hook up & discuss it for an events idea, when ya free? theres potential in this...
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
