Are you a slut?

steven · Forum Addict

Are you a slut?

Drakey · Newbie

I just did that test - no comment on how slutty i was but 16% of people fantasize about being raped????
So, so wrong!
Sarah
xxx

ChallengeTheMighty · Bingo Whore

52%

does that mean i'm averagely slutty?

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

i'm 51%. I think that makes me a wannabe slut!

purest · One foot out of Narnia

erm.... 65%......

ChallengeTheMighty · Bingo Whore

purest wrote:

erm.... 65%......

oh dear!

purest · One foot out of Narnia

i've down 1% since january.... i must be regaining my innocence....

Paul · Poster

I'm 38%, not too bad. And the rape thing. WTF?!?!? Sick and wrong.

Drakey · Newbie

I was 65% too - feel less bad about saying it now that someone else is just as bad!!

certifiablysane · Posting Addict

52%

Average. *Boogies*

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Contrary to what people would have you believe, I'm 36% slutty.

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

certifiablysane wrote:

52%

Average. *Boogies*

That should be higher on last night's evidence!

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Pft, just 'cause you aren't getting any, Rich.

lil_miffy · One foot out of Narnia

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I got 61% i feel such a slut.

I blame it all on my past life in the straight world before i came to my senses and found the gayworld....now im an angel.

cx

-- Edited by lil_miffy at 23:54, 2005-09-30

Irish Dom · Forum Guru

Oh my god, I'm so ashamed.............. 71% And here's me thinking I was being just friendly lol

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

CRACK OPEN THE CHAMPERS!!!!! THE RESULTS ARE IN...........

89%

Woooooooohooooooooooooooooooo!

Go me! :o) Am well proud of that!

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Hm, NLT?! I wonder who that could be!

My housemates scare me sometimes.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Just for the record PP (perverted potato-farmer) is Dom! U live with 2 sluts, YAY! I think virtually every1 who was in the LGBT last year knows about the 3 in 1 night at mission in January, every1 who was there knew by coffee hour the next day. That was also the night where I was so pissed I'd managed 2 get a massive game of spin the bottle going, involvin 2 other society members n a random couple... which resulted in us gettin repeated bollockings from the bouncers, FABULOUS!!!

steven · Forum Addict

Can I just say how nice it is to be the most angelic to date?
I've just browsed through Gaydar, (I've been doing it for a few weeks now looking for an ex). I've just looked on my profile, which I've not updated for 18 MONTHS! It was so scary to see that, what possessed me I don't know. I'm going to post some pictures on there tomorrow if I can be bothered, I've been saying it for two years, but the time has finally come. I might even take my shirt off... then again, I wanna pull on Gaydar, so I'll just take a photo of my cock like so many other perver..people do. Only joking, but the shirtless idea, it's catching on fast.
If anyone's curious, (for God knows what reason), I'll post about it tomorrow night if I get it done, and people can offer me advice, to see if it's good, not bad, weird, tasteless or just plain freaky.

Anyway, the point to all that is, I might EVEN consider reneging my hatred of coupling, amd consider a ..a...date. There I said it. All I need to do now is find one. Nothing to it is there?

Bonjour darlings,
Steven. xxx

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

ohhh if ur talkin bout cock pictures on gaydar check out cockcheese (its a genuine gaydar profile), yummy!

I'm revelling in the fact that am the dirtiest to date! Altho slut is quite a harsh term... much prefer popular & experienced lol

purest · One foot out of Narnia

have a flick thru the pics on gaydar profile hole_eater niiiiiiceeeeee

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Thankfully the pictures are members only, and I can naively still believe that a manhole is a metal circle that covers up drains. *buries head in the sand*

Irish Dom · Forum Guru

AliceH wrote:

Thankfully the pictures are members only, and I can naively still believe that a manhole is a metal circle that covers up drains. *buries head in the sand*

Oh Alice Alice Alice - You have soooooo much to learn. And living with Me and Nic you will soon learn the joys of adventurous sex. lol xx

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

hehe, we r gonna scar u 4 life lass, mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

I love the fact you make me out to be sweet and innocent.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

in comparison 2 us you are but we all know that ur becoming more dirty, especially givin ur fella a blowjob on our sofa.....

certifiablysane · Posting Addict

richardyoung71 wrote:

certifiablysane wrote:
52%

Average. *Boogies*

That should be higher on last night's evidence!

Only just got the net working again! Yay!

Oh dear...I really don't remember much about Thursday. Just that I woke up on Friday morning feeling extremely angry at myself. No wonder I've been too embarrassed to show my mug at an event since. =P

Irish Dom · Forum Guru

NickyDyke85 wrote:

in comparison 2 us you are but we all know that ur becoming more dirty, especially givin ur fella a blowjob on our sofa.....

And the F-ing stains are there to prove it Miss Halsey!!!!! Sweet and Innocent my ass.

Irish Dom · Forum Guru

certifiablysane wrote:

richardyoung71 wrote:

certifiablysane wrote:
52%

Average. *Boogies*

That should be higher on last night's evidence!

Only just got the net working again! Yay!

Oh dear...I really don't remember much about Thursday. Just that I woke up on Friday morning feeling extremely angry at myself. No wonder I've been too embarrassed to show my mug at an event since. =P

Oh don't worry about it Mr. Some of the stories you'll hear later in the year when people are up and running will shock you. ...................................... lol

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Seriously mate don't worry about showing ur face at events if u do summat daft at one event... u didn't hear about my freshers week...

Moved in2 halls on the saturday, got wasted with new flatmates, playing fishtank (possibly the most suicidal drinking game ever) and went 2 majestyks, left cos i was bored n decided 2 walk back 2 clarence dock, inevitibly got lost and ended up cryin on some road thru an industrial estate... if it wasn't for a city council workman givin me a lift back 2 the dock in his city council roadsweeper van I'd probably still b there now.

Then monday before signing up2 the lgbt and all that I went 2 QC when it was £1 a pint n got myself blasted on 13pints, spoke 2 every1 in the bar, evidently got off wi half the people there & sparked off a pull-ups n press-ups competition in the womens toilets with a random I'd met (turns out she was a member of the LGBT Society called Pippa).

Then on the first event I completely offended a str8 girl who came and sat with us by asking her if she wer gay or bi (turns out she wer looking 4 the backstage society) and then in my infinate wisdom I tried 2 make things better cos she was convinced I fancied her, i told her she was a ****ing munter... that went down like a tonne of bricks. Followed by poptastic at mission, when I managed 2 lose every1.

Next day bought the first coffee hour, where I got cheered as soon as I walked through the door n every1 was reliving the memory of me making an arse of myself on the first event and Pippa adding her story of meeting me in QC to the mayhem.

The cocktail party the next daybought even more amusement as we all got drunk and I was telling people about what I'd dun at college (public services) and cos of that I'd been for a look round Wakefield Prison twice and Moorlands Young offenders institution, unfortunately drunken people misunderstood this and it resulted in a rumour going round the whole LGBT that I'd done time in prison 3 times - this rumour took ages to die down.

and then finally to add more nails to my coffin, we stole a drug rape sign on the otley run which ended up tied round my neck so it read rug rap and christ knows how this one turned out but it added fuel to the rumours about me being in jail, evidently I was in there for drug rape.

Thats pretty much most of my first few weeks in the LGBT covered, unless u do anything to top them don't worry about letting ur hair down on events, cos trust me I've probably already done it & several times worse... every1's got sum sorta story about summat I've dun at events. Trust me theres millions, just ask any1 who was here last year...

Its all worked out fine in the end tho cos I've got really good mates here, got voted in 2b events officer & not quite sure how but people trusted me enuff 2b responsible with politics (despite all my mad behaviour, the stuff listed above is only a small amount). Plus look on the bright side, the more crazy u go at events the more people seem to know who ur :o)

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 18:29, 2005-10-03

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

NickyDyke85 wrote:

Its all worked out fine in the end tho cos I've got really good mates here, got voted in 2b events officer & not quite sure how but people trusted me enuff 2b responsible with politics (despite all my mad behaviour, the stuff listed above is only a small amount). Plus look on the bright side, the more crazy u go at events the more people seem to know who ur :o)-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 18:29, 2005-10-03

That's because Nic is devoted to whatever she does, be it showing her 'growler' to the NUS LGBT officers at Summer Conference, shagging women halfway across the dance floor in Mission, or representing us politically.

There's very little this girl can't do.

Also, I would like to point out that those stains on our sofa are mushroom soup, not come. Although I did leave the Scene Tour early to, uh, hook up with my boyfriend.

certifiablysane · Posting Addict

NickyDyke85 wrote:

Seriously mate don't worry about showing ur face at events if u do summat daft at one event... u didn't hear about my freshers week...

Moved in2 halls on the saturday, got wasted with new flatmates, playing fishtank (possibly the most suicidal drinking game ever) and went 2 majestyks, left cos i was bored n decided 2 walk back 2 clarence dock, inevitibly got lost and ended up cryin on some road thru an industrial estate... if it wasn't for a city council workman givin me a lift back 2 the dock in his city council roadsweeper van I'd probably still b there now.

Then monday before signing up2 the lgbt and all that I went 2 QC when it was £1 a pint n got myself blasted on 13pints, spoke 2 every1 in the bar, evidently got off wi half the people there & sparked off a pull-ups n press-ups competition in the womens toilets with a random I'd met (turns out she was a member of the LGBT Society called Pippa).

Then on the first event I completely offended a str8 girl who came and sat with us by asking her if she wer gay or bi (turns out she wer looking 4 the backstage society) and then in my infinate wisdom I tried 2 make things better cos she was convinced I fancied her, i told her she was a ****ing munter... that went down like a tonne of bricks. Followed by poptastic at mission, when I managed 2 lose every1.

Next day bought the first coffee hour, where I got cheered as soon as I walked through the door n every1 was reliving the memory of me making an arse of myself on the first event and Pippa adding her story of meeting me in QC to the mayhem.

The cocktail party the next daybought even more amusement as we all got drunk and I was telling people about what I'd dun at college (public services) and cos of that I'd been for a look round Wakefield Prison twice and Moorlands Young offenders institution, unfortunately drunken people misunderstood this and it resulted in a rumour going round the whole LGBT that I'd done time in prison 3 times - this rumour took ages to die down.

and then finally to add more nails to my coffin, we stole a drug rape sign on the otley run which ended up tied round my neck so it read rug rap and christ knows how this one turned out but it added fuel to the rumours about me being in jail, evidently I was in there for drug rape.

Thats pretty much most of my first few weeks in the LGBT covered, unless u do anything to top them don't worry about letting ur hair down on events, cos trust me I've probably already done it & several times worse... every1's got sum sorta story about summat I've dun at events. Trust me theres millions, just ask any1 who was here last year...

Its all worked out fine in the end tho cos I've got really good mates here, got voted in 2b events officer & not quite sure how but people trusted me enuff 2b responsible with politics (despite all my mad behaviour, the stuff listed above is only a small amount). Plus look on the bright side, the more crazy u go at events the more people seem to know who ur :o)-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 18:29, 2005-10-03

Oh thank God!

Least I feel better now! Hehe, sounds like fun though, aparently I have a lot of learning to do!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

cheers alice!

Cert, you've got alot 2 learn, I AM the ruler of mad, loud n proud on nights out. Other classics include:

Doing the otley run with a strap-on on my head, b4 gettin deepthroated by half the people on the run.

Doin the dodgiest Bez dance at the Hyde Park pub quiz jus 2 win 2 bottles of wine... basics r that I didnt who Bez was n wer like "who the f*** is Bez?" John then told me he wer a druggy from manchester who had maracas... cue snorting imaginary coke off the tables n pretendin 2 shoot up while shakin maracas

Another Hyde Park pub classic... streaking thru the pub, tie breaker in the pub quiz was 2 do a goal celebration & i was against 3 blonde girls wi big tits (the dj picks who he blatently fancies) won a free pizza 4 it.

God I miss the HPPQ shall we start making it an unofficial sunday thing again?

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

NickyDyke85 wrote:

God I miss the HPPQ shall we start making it an unofficial sunday thing again?

YES!

When you combine Drew's knowledge of pop culture/80s kids TV, Nic's knowledge of sports and tie-breaking ideas, Scouse Dave's knowledge of current affairs, Adam's logic and Richard's blatant cheating at the end of the quiz? You have a pretty good team. And I bet everyone else can make it even better.

A fiver each, couple of pizza slices and a glass of wine is all but guaranteed.

certifiablysane · Posting Addict

AliceH wrote:

NickyDyke85 wrote:
God I miss the HPPQ shall we start making it an unofficial sunday thing again?

YES!

When you combine Drew's knowledge of pop culture/80s kids TV, Nic's knowledge of sports and tie-breaking ideas, Scouse Dave's knowledge of current affairs, Adam's logic and Richard's blatant cheating at the end of the quiz? You have a pretty good team. And I bet everyone else can make it even better.

A fiver each, couple of pizza slices and a glass of wine is all but guaranteed.

Sounds like a good night to me!!!

Adam · *Censored*

You forgot the random recreation of the buffy swearing keyboard. Personally I think we should start entering pub quizes that decent prizes. A pizza is nice, but I want real money!

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

You weren't there when we *won* £20

Adam · *Censored*

Last time I was in the Headingly Taps, the quiz prize was £90.

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

And what were your chances of winning?

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Adam wrote:

Last time I was in the Headingly Taps, the quiz prize was £90.

Yes, but it's all the way up in Headingley, and the Hyde Park is just round the corner from me!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Okay, I obviously ain't gonna beat Nic but I think a score of 83% is respectable enough!!

I think it was triggered by the question where you had to click which things you had done sexually and i clicked the majority of them.......

I also chuckled at this:

You need to be at least 13, legally, to be a slut.

and some of the comments, particularly:

"disabled toilets"
es, 62% Slutty, melbourne, australia

"Had my ex sleep over because of her emotional problems. Rubbed her up when she was asleep and woke her up when I stuck my dick in for a quickie root....she didn't mind."
LDB, 63% Slutty, Brisbane, Australia

and

"My boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed together but his roommate and suitemate were there. He fingered me anyway. "
MRT, 40% Slutty, Tokyo, Japan

and

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

JohnK wrote:

I think it was triggered by the question where you had to click which things you had done sexually and i clicked the majority of them.......

I didn't know you had a bun in the oven! When's the baby due then, John?

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

83% is respectable... and wot have i told u bout lettin ppl stick their thumbs in ur belly button??? DONT u end up gettin pregnant... me n scouse dave found this out last year, kids aint 2 easy2 get rid of on the black market either

falafel · Gay Lord

40% here. Pure as the driven snow.

steven · Forum Addict

Gaydar.

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

RE: Are you a slut?

ChallengeTheMighty · Bingo Whore

or u can email the administrators of gaydar to change the name without creating a whole new profile.

not that i frequent the site, u understand.

x

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

50%. Not bad eh??

This has just reminded me of the gay-o-meter on the channel 4 website - has anyone tried that out??

steven · Forum Addict

RainbowWarrior wrote:

This has just reminded me of the gay-o-meter on the channel 4 website - has anyone tried that out??

I've not tried it, but I've just scored exactly 50%, and apparently I'm a happy well-adjusted gay guy!
Although some of the answers I gave were MAYBES instead of DEFINITES.

finkbee · Posting Addict

I think the gay-o-meter told me i was 66% gay or something like that but ya know...whatever. I got 21% on the slut test hmmm.