I was out gift-shopping this afternoon and came across this book on gay slang. It is hilarious and there are some phrases in it that I have never heard of, along with the usual crude favourites.
Here are my faves:
Bagpipe : Sex where dick is placed in armpit Canned Fruit : a gay still in the closet Drapes : Foreskin fondle the fig : female masturbation gaybourhood : gay or gay friendly neighbourhood gayerati : smarter end of the gay scene; the gay glitterati Guppies : Gay yuppies hand shandy : male masturbation Mangina : arse Marmite Driller : gay man The Muffia : movers and shakesrs of the lesbian world Polari : once secret language used by the gays in the last century; Vada means 'to look' in polari...... Skirt-lifter : Lesbian Snowball : kissing with cum in your mouth trombonig : to kneel behind a man and rim and masturbate him at the same time
How I laughed.....
-- Edited by JohnK at 18:01, 2005-12-04
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JohnK wrote: I was out gift-shopping this afternoon and came across this book on gay slang. It is hilarious and there are some phrases in it that I have never heard of, along with the usual crude favourites.
Here are my faves:
Bagpipe : Sex where dick is placed in armpit Canned Fruit : a gay still in the closet Drapes : Foreskin fondle the fig : female masturbation gaybourhood : gay or gay friendly neighbourhood gayerati : smarter end of the gay scene; the gay glitterati Guppies : Gay yuppies hand shandy : male masturbation Mangina : arse Marmite Driller : gay man The Muffia : movers and shakesrs of the lesbian world Polari : once secret language used by the gays in the last century; Vada means 'to look' in polari...... Skirt-lifter : Lesbian Snowball : kissing with cum in your mouth trombonig : to kneel behind a man and rim and masturbate him at the same time
How I laughed.....
-- Edited by JohnK at 18:01, 2005-12-04
Oh My GOD john. My jaw just hit the floor - esp at Snowball - like eughhhhhhhh.
NickyDyke85 wrote: Ur forgetting the lube Mr!!!!!!
Yes we must never forget the lube lol
Gaybies or gay babies children raised by homosexual parentage
incidently can we clear the whole catorgarisation of gays and lesbians up i.e. twinks etc i was under the impression it was something like this Men Twinks: Small loud gay men with style but normally under 20 Queens: Loud and annoying (thats apparently me then) Preppies: Gay men whome go for the geek effect Cubs: Guys below the age of about 35 who are big cuddely and hairy Drag: from the shakesperian DRessed As Girl aka Ladygays Gaight: Straight acting guys Gater: gay skaters Fags: Old queens (old does not constituit all those over 30 its those over 40 apparently) Bears: Big butch gay men Daddys: Big butch normally only date young gay boys
women Dyke tykes: I was told its like a fag hag but i was also told its a lesbian twink Lippy lezzer lipstick lesbian: Fem lesbians Lesbians: Regular common garden variety Dyke: Butch lesbians Grand dykes: Older ladies whom like ladies. (not to be confused woth our own grand dyke Nicky whom is queen of the LU lesbians)
I find the 'bagpipe' idea rather disturbing too! In fact, yeah a lot of them deserve an eurgh!
But Bears/cubs aren't necessarily butch, they're just the older version of cubs - big hairy men. My mate is a cub and fancies bears, but he can be pretty damn camp at times! I think cubs might not go as old as 35 tho, but I really don't know about that
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Littlelatvian wrote: women Dyke tykes: I was told its like a fag hag but i was also told its a lesbian twink
Grand dykes: Older ladies whom like ladies. (not to be confused woth our own grand dyke Nicky whom is queen of the LU lesbians)
And thats all i have so feel free to correct me
Dyke Tykes = straight blokes who go out clubbing with their lesbian mate. Its not a lesbian twink.
Thanks 4 the Grand Dyke comment!
Box tickers/experimenters: Girls who go out n pull a woman just to try it and be able to say they've tried it to make themselves seem more interesting Science experiment: the girl who's used by the box ticker
Altho it's really funny if ur used as a science experiment 2 completely **** up the box tickers head, AKA = Neutralisation. Just cos the box ticker is just doing it for the wrong reasons n unfairly stringing someone on, so any revenge attempt is just there 2 balance that all out.
Chemical reaction: The outcome of 'neutralisation' often explosive with interesting results, followed by a calm period of stability until the next box ticker comes along and the process is repeated.
You won't find those terms in any gay slang books, but they are used in friendship groups.
boi: kinda cute boyish lesbian, not femme n not manly enough to be classed as butch
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OMG, these are genius! I'm quite confused by the whole bagpiping thing too. how exactly would that work?
heres another one for u although not technically slang. Was doin my italian revision and came across the word SODO which apparently means 'hard' or 'firm'. lol
theres also the classic homophobe slang like -
butt pirates pillow biters ass gangsters
and such...
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Bears and Cubs are hairy men who like hairy men. Sometimes they are cuddly/beefy but not really a requirement. Also has nothing to do with being butch/camp.
Main difference is Cubs are younger like Chris said earlier under 35 but can include up to 40. Cubs also tend to have less hair than bears normally a hairy chest/tummy but normally hairless/sparse on shoulders. The difference between a patch and complete covering.
Bears range from 30+ And do tend to bit a bit beefier/cuddlier
Polar Bears are bears who are completly white in head hair and chest hair again its a fluid tier but generally 60+
These are loose categorisations and do have flexibility.
Paul you are a real source of knowledge in these issues. I am amazed with the depth of detail in the definitions that people have come up with for so simple words. Bear, Cub, Polar Bear
Myself, I avoid labelling people within the gay community. If I had an elderly hairy friend, how would it feel to say: My friend is a Polar Bear ?? That's good stuff for laughing about, but I hope not laughing at other people.
Anyway, thanks for the clarifications Paul. That was fun
I feel it is my duty to quote something steve said.
This conversation is getting very uncomfortable now........Its making me quite disturbed.... that is all now back to your disguisting ways. Oh incidently i have a new way of describing Gays.........................................................................speed bumps
I'm sure he'll be appropriately offended. 
But, yes, they're quite funny. 
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