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i was vaguely amused by the following website...

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

.... such joys as:

We'll Leave The Cum On For You.

The Ultimate Cum Machine.

Because Cum Can't Drive.

Get the Cum Habit.

Chocolate Cum Since 1911.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Cum.

Tense, Nervous, Cum?



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You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Dildo.

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Forum Guru

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OMG, could waste hours of my life on this,hehe!

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Cheese Too?

For The Donkeys You Don't Yet Know

Drinka Pinta Shoe Polish A Day

Have a Big Bird and Smile

Little. Yellow. Different. Kate Bush.

Ichthyosaur: The Other White Meat!

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One foot out of Narnia

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Hi guy's,

Just had a nosey, thought you might like this one i got:

"Wait Till We Get Our Bum On You."

and if that ain't your thing...

"You Can Really Taste The Cunt!"

Yeah, think i could spend far too long here...



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Erika

-- Edited by Erika50 at 02:31, 2006-02-16

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Pieces of me you've never seen

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It's Not TV. It's Coprophillia.

and

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Coprophillia

and

Super Coprophillia is Almost Here!

and

The Non-Sticky Sticky Coprophillia

and

Come to Life. Come to Coprophillia

and

Did Somebody Say Cress Mirkin?

and

Tell Them About The Cress Mirkin, Mummy.

and

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Cress Mirkin On Your Knife.

and

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Vegan Tampon

and

The Curiously Strong Vegan Tampon

and

Ask the Man From the Vegan Tampon

I am soooo immature sometimes, I could spend all day on this!




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Queen of Quips

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i´m loving this slogan machine thingummy!!!!

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Cocktease Too?

The Science Of Cocktease.

I'd Walk a Mile for a Cocktease.

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Beef Curtains.

If You Like A Lot Of Beef Curtains On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.

Built Beef Curtains Tough.

From Our Pillowbiter to Yours.

Made In Scotland From Felching.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Rim Licker.

Beanz Meanz Rim Licker.

wow, those last two make me wanna heave .....the best however, has got to be:

It's Not All Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Hard, you know.

sasha
xxx

-- Edited by chemicalfears at 13:34, 2006-02-16

Silly Rabbit, Rimming is for Kids.

somebody stop me!!! lol
xxx


-- Edited by chemicalfears at 13:37, 2006-02-16

Ribbed For Her Spontaneous Erection.

is this last one gonna get me into trouble?? lol

(the immature one)
sasha
xxx


-- Edited by chemicalfears at 13:40, 2006-02-16

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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loving it

gusset-lickin' good.

bet you cant eat tramp cocks.

got tramp cocks? your in luck.

its how fisting is done

turn loose the fisting

a finger of fisting is just enough to give your kids a treat.

let the fisting take the strain

i could be here all night, damn my procrastination!!!


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Dame Poofy

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Cum just feels right
151 countries, one cum
give the dog a cum
come fly the friendly cum
cum makes everything better
Live in your cum, play in ours
Gives a meal, cum apeal
Strong a beautiful, just like cum
Oh hungry? oh cum
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Cum.
It's Cum Time.
Sweet as the Moment When the Cum Went "Pop"
Doing It Right Before Your Cum.

Your Flexible Merkin.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Merkin.
Get Serious. Get Felching.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Felching?
Moms Like You Choose Felching.
A Felching Is Forever.
Making Felching Taste Better.
And All Because The Lady Loves Felching.
See the Felching, Feel the Shine.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Felching from the Oven.
Everything We Do is Driven by necrophillia.
Did Somebody Say Necrophillia?
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Necrophillia?
Today's Necrophillia, Since 1903.
What's In Your Bum Love?
Have You Had Your Bum Love Today?
We Do Bum Love Right.

ok i will stop now..if you find soem offence please remove the but dont get rid of them all

-- Edited by richardyoung71 at 02:12, 2006-02-18

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Bingo Whore

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the real smell of helmet

the helmet with the hole

reach out and touch pork

try pork, you'll like it

the incredible, edible gash

i wish they all could be gash girls

life's pretty straight without gay

make someone happy with wood

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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hehehe, hangover entertainment! (overdid it yesterday afternoon n at Fruity)

unzip a minge
its the bright one, its the right one, thats minge!
have a minge & smile
only flaps can prevent forest fires
I wish they all could be flaps girls
mild green flaps liquid
p!ss - australian for beer

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Xylophone Buggery!


je suis perdu.

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This website is going on my favourites list!

Men Can't Help Acting On Cubs

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Cubs.

Pride of the Cubs For Over a Hundred Years

The Joy of Cubs

Nothing Works Better Than a Wino

The Wino of Confidence

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Wino!

Sweet as the Moment When the Wino Went "Pop"

Give That Man A Wino.

Welcome To Wino Country.

Made In Scotland From Wino.

Snap Into A Slim Fairy.

Fairy: The Other White Meat.

My Fairy to Yours.

What Would You Do For A Fairy?

I'm not Just the Fairy, I'm a Member.

Pride of the Fairy For Over a Hundred Years.

You Can Really Taste The Fairy!

You've Got Questions. We've Got Fairy.

More Fairy Please.



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i've created a monster

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Respek My Authoritar!

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4 out of 5 Forum Admins recommend Mr Darcy thinks more before posting messages on the forum.

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Sorry, will think befor jumping next time....

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Strong And Beautiful. Just Like Forum Admin.

Taste The Forum Admin.

Come See the Softer Side of Forum Admin.

I'm Only Here For The Forum Admin

And so on.

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Dame Poofy

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HO!HO!HO! green cum

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Dame Poofy

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The C**t Breakfast.
The C**t That Likes To Say Yes.
C**t Just Feels Right.
C**t, the Other White Meat.
C**t-Lickin' Good.
Grab Life by the C**t.


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'The Sweet You Can't Eat Without My Pork Sword'

and

Top Breeders Recommend Purple-Headed Bowel Broom.

and

Make Room for the Gigantic Tits

and

With A Name Like Fishy Fanny, It Has To Be Good

and

Sometimes You Feel Like a Teabagging, Sometimes You Don't

and

Go To Work On A Cum Dump

and

Cock Cheese Saves Your Soul

and

Dude, You're Getting and Up the Bum No Babies

and

Half the Ass Eater, All the Taste

and

Obey Your Clunge








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Dame Poofy

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Devon Knows How They Make Felching So Creamy.

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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Dr Shipman. whats the worst that could happen?

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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Don't Be Vague. Ask for Syphilitic Scabs.

The Butt Mud of Champions.

It's That Golden Shower Feeling.

Have You Forgotten How Good Cock Brie Tastes?

Double the Pleasure, Double the Growler.

- double the growler? how would that work?

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