Right, before I launch into a polemic, I´m going to apologise for any graphic language.

"Well, have you ever heard of a chap with a public boyfriend who has women on the side? Of course not."

........Yes, I have Lowri. I´ve even slept with a couple of them. One of them was married to my best friend. "They" exist. Are you scared yet, Lowri?

"Before I am accused of prejudice, I should say that not only are some of my best friends gay, but probably most of them are"

.........Right, this has to be one of my most HATED avenues of reasoning. It´s worthy of torture at best, and execution at worst, and I mean it. Fag-hags - and I don´t care who that term upsets - are some of the most homophobic people I have ever come across. They use their gay friends as an excuse to say the most hideous things, and it´s usually about lesbians, bisexuals and trans people, whilst preaching love and tolerance for their gay male pals.....as evidenced by my sister´s friends, and the majority of my own fag-hags. My sisters friends actually SPAT on the floor when I mentioned the word "lesbian", yet they all have a fag-bangle, to a woman. Lowri, do your gay friends like being the excuse for your sick diatribe?

"Their lifestyles are too divorced from the norm. They are not better or worse, but they are different"

.......Tell me Lowri, what IS "The Norm"? Are you governing it? A coalition with Maggie Thatcher in the offing? Got the velvet gloves filled with iron yet? There we have it folks - according to the latest statistics, "different" = EVIL. Oooooo, let me go repent! Really!

"My gay friends have not sat in accident and emergency with a small child. They have not had to make the decision over whether to give them MMR. They have not struggled to get their child statemented or gone through the schools' appeals process."

..........Has she ever met a set of LGBT parents? I bet they would have something to say to that pathetic piece of reasoning. Not to mention which, the children would also take issue with you inferring that their parents are wrong and incapable. Not only that, but having experienced the **** i did in school, if I have children, and I´m damned determined to, I´m going to fight their corner and care for them come hell, high water, or extreme conservatism. Who the hell gave Lowri Turner the Eternal and Unblemished Guide to Fool-Proof Parenting, Available For Heterosexuals Only? Oh that´s right - there ISN´T one! Go out and question gay parents Lowri, or are you afraid they might be better parents than you?

"However much I love my gay friends, I don't want them running the country."

..........."However much I love my straight friends, I don´t want them running the country". If I or any of you said that in public, we would most likely be harrassed for being heterophobic, and it would be used as an excuse to show that queer folk are evil and full of hate. In this case, I am. Lowri, would you rather be living with Robert Mugabe as your elected leader? Or George Bush? It can be arranged, you know....

And people wonder why I do not like living in the UK...Lowri, you´ve won. You get my most-coveted Bigot of The Month Award.

sasha,
Lover of Righteous Anger
xxx

DIY SOS is pretty damn good though!

No, its not new. Nick Whatshisface presented it as well. Not sure if it's still on actually

I understand the comment about fag-hags having issues with people other than gay men, put it simply we're not a threat unless we're after the same bloke of course. I live with 4 amazing girls who are perfectly happy to live with and support me but react badly to the very idea of lesbians. The cries of disgust when Naomi admitted to Sonia that she liked her in Eastenders (yes I am ashamed to admit watching it) was beyond belief as they have no problem with me or other gay men. But then again most men have no problem with lesbians, well apart from sexual fantasies. It is all about issues of threat and simply put whilst straight men are afraid of gay men so straight women are afraid of lesbians. Bi-sexuality can either be seen as more or less threatening again depending on gender.

love and peace to all

Paul

I don't think it's worth getting all worked up about to be honest. An E-list celebrity is desperately trying to spark a bit of controversy to revive her nonexistent career... And we're surprised by that?? I mean come on, she's not even famous enough to go on celeb big brother, all that she's managed is celebrity fat club!! And the "column" she's writing is essentially for the Welsh version of the Leeds Metro... I think she's only doing it for the reaction, so why give her that satisfaction?

Adam wrote:

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I might win a general election just to spite her.

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but won't you be too busy deciding what colour sofa to have?



What an absolute load of tripe.

haha, that made me laugh

is it wrong that i fancy the person who wrote that response, despite knowing absolutely nothing about them?!

Others think gay men shouldn't be parents. I disagree again.


Doesn't 'talent enema' somewhat contradict herself here? She said that gay men can't make good leaders as they aren't parents...... but she thinks gay people should be allowed to be parents?

This woman is off her face on somethin?!

I really don't need to go on on this forum about how utterly bloody mornic this woman is. Silly Bint.

haha, are we going to put them in a Gay Court or something?

can we? can we?!

"You are hereby charged with degrading, subverting, and by negligent non-action, tarnishing the Outrageous And Most Splendid Name of Gay....TO THE GALLOWS WITH YOU, DISGRACED QUEENS ALL!!!!"

lol. what a world.

sasha
xxx

Fraternising with the enemy!! That on its own is worth a dishonourable discharge (oo-er) isn't it??

Lowri Turner's gay friends are too busy debating whether or not to go for the cream sofa or the black sofa to realise their fag hag is about as accepting of gay rights as Michael Howard. Come on, would anyone with more than three brain cells be friends with Lowri Turner?

- Alice

We sooo need a militant wing! I can picture the uniforms already!

How dare such a pathetic never has-been like Lowri WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE NOW Turner even attempt to write anything on politics or gay issues. The sad cow is probably attempting controversy just to regain some sort of celebrity.

She talks about her gay friends as if they are totally representative of the whole gay population and then says we can't be politicians because we can't have children! WHAT THE FUCK!

Does that mean that someone infertile could never be Prime Minister?

Also, how the hell are these breeders supposed to truly represent us if we are so different?

ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS

When I become the first Gay Prime Minister that bitch is being deported to Turkmenistan

I'd probably get in if I had an anti-Lowri campaign.

Chris we have to tread carefully, we need a good reason to kill Linda Barker not just because she is annoying as who knows where that could end - Death of Noel Edmonds, Anne RObinson, Carol Vorderman ..... Every American who has ever lived.

A far better solution would be to sow her mouth shut leaving space for a feeding tube or simply cutting out her tongue. Facial disfigurement would also help to keep her off the telly, think the poisoning of Victor Krushenko.

Anne robinson I love her but also in the non rubbing sense lol BTW good one John

Ok people who need to die
1) the entire staff compliment of THE SUN and SUNDAY people as weel as a host of other tabloids

2) The inventers of the sound effect on BB

3) The inventors of BB

4) The members of the self ellected QC maffia

5) Who ever told Linda barker she had a career

P.s. lets make sure maddonna dosnt make any more pooo films