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Hani


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K, for those of you who don't know, the object of this game is to name three people, and the next person has to say which one they'd shag, which they'd marry and which they'd kill. You have to use all three people and all 3 options and only one person per option. K i'll go first

Samuel L. Jackson, Russel Crowe and Edward Norton

Marry, shag, kill?

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Marry Samuel L Jackson, Kill Russel Crowe, Shag Edward Norton

Trisha, Ricky Lake and Judge Judy...

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Marry Trisha
Shag Judge Judy.... dominatrix stylee!
Kill Ricky Lake

Chris Evans, Patrick Moore, Stephen Hawkings....

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marry patrick moore
shag stephen hawkings (how would that work exactly)
kill chris evans (evil ****)

George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Tony Blair.....hehe

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Marry Stephen Hawking, shag Patrick Moore, Kill Chris Evans.

Noel Edmonds, William Hague, Dick Cheney.

I misread the title of this thread as 'Mary, Shag, Kill' and wondered what our poor Mary had done.

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marry patrick moore
shag stephen hawkins
kill chris evens

tim curry, spike milligan and charles darwin

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Hani


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hmm, marry spike milligan
shag tim curry
kill charles darwin

Pope Ratzinger (or whatever name he gave himself), stephen king, kilroy-silk

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falafel


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Marry the pope, **** the king, shoot the other cvnt.

Gloria Hunniford, Oliver Letwin, Suzanne Vega

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marry - suzanne vega
shag - Oliver Letwin (is it a bloke?)
kill - Gloria Hunniford

Alanis Morisette, Anne Robinson, Adam Backhouse

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Oliver Letwin.



Would you really?

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Marry Alanis
Shag Adam
Kill Anne


Gavin Henson, Martin Johnson, Frederik Michelak




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Adam doesn't approve of this game Dave!

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Marry Adam, shag dave, kill the rest!!!

teeeheee!!!

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Hani


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proughan wrote:
Marry Alanis
Shag Adam
Kill Anne


Gavin Henson, Martin Johnson, Frederik Michelak





dont know who any of those people are

Captain Jack sparrow, wolverine, Neo

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Hani google images

And international rugby players for a subtle hint Gavin plays for wales and is bangin charlotte church, Martin Johnson captained england to victory in the 2003 world cup, and frederick michalak OMG i i say dieux du stade (gods of the stadium) to you do you get any inkling. Basically the franch rugby team does a nude calendar every year. HOT

Gavin

Martin

Frederick(on the left)

Marry wolverine so he could shag me silly every night

Shag captain jack sparrow

Kill Neo


ok next 3 Holden Caulfield, Mr darcy (austen no offence finn), harry potter

-- Edited by proughan at 23:00, 2006-03-09

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I'm not going to say anything, apart from that I want to have rough sex with Frederick Michelak.

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I second that opinion on Frederick.... altho anyone from the french rugby team would do!

Marry Mr Darcy.... he's a moody bugger... I like that
Shag Holden Caulfield
Kill Harry Potter.... but only as it would be inappropriate to shag a small boy


Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Barker (given that he was still alive), Ronnie O'Sullivan

-- Edited by ChrisH at 00:43, 2006-03-10

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Hani


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i would marry gavin cuz sex with something that pretty needs to be more than once
shag frederick just the once cuz hes hot, but looks quite dim
kill martin, cuz hes ugly

marry ronnie barker (for comedy value)
shag ronnie o'sulliavan
kill ronnie corbett

robert altman, steven spielberg, ang lee

-- Edited by Hani at 14:06, 2006-03-10

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AlbyFC


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I'm undecided here....

I'd marry Robert Altman...

shag Ang Lee

and kill Spielberg, I'm afraid.

Sorry, Steven, I do like a few of your films, but Cookie's Fortune is so much better than so many of yours.

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Oops! Forgot to mention three more people.

Alan Rickman, Hugh Grant and Colin Firth.

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Marry Alan Rickman
Shag Colin Firth
and
KILL Hugh Grant

Sandy, RIzzo and Johnny

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Marry Rizzo (the best beard in the world!)
Shag Johnny
KILL SANDY (although why nobody has done it yet, i´m not sure...)

brendan frazer, nick nolte, hugh heffner

lol

sash
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-- Edited by chemicalfears at 09:34, 2006-03-15

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Hani


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marry hugh heffner - i could do with a mansion
shag brendan frazer
kill nick nolte - hate him!

Will Shakespeare
Albert Einstein
Marie Curie

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I'd marry Shakespeare - a true romantic.
I'd shag Einstein - He was pretty notorious, so I'm guessing he'd be pretty good.
I'd kill Marie Curie - but from radiation poisoning, so it'd look like an accident.

OK, Homer Simpson, Bender the robot and Peter Griffin?

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marry homer
shag peter griffin
kill bender cause he made of metal and thats not good for intimacy

Battle of the tangerines

Dale winton, david dickinson, and jack duckworth after his tanning accident

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marry jack duckworth, kill dale winton and shag (for comedy value) david dickinson.

George, Zippy and Bungle?

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Marry George, shag zippy, kill Bungle

Pol Pot, Chairman Mao, Stalin

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mmm, good one.
Marry Stalin - for the power
shag mao - the minx
kill pol pot cuz hes more psycho than the other 2

Time for warped views
Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy

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Marry the easter bunny
Shag santa
Kill the tooth fairy

tony blair, Maggie Thatcher, John Major

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Marry Tony Blair, he was torso of the week once
Shag John Major..... good enough for Edwina good enough for me...
Kill Maggie as there's only so many strokes a person can take!

Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzy Bear

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marry miss piggy
shag kermit
kill fozzy bair

his dad, her brother, and their son? (they being random folk)

sasha
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ChrisH wrote:
there's only so many strokes a person can take!


59, on average

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That doesn't seem like many.... especially for a woman of her age and experience.

Do you often look up such things?! I think you may be overworked...

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chemicalfears wrote:

his dad, her brother, and their son? (they being random folk)

sasha
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dont get it.

Groping mission man, Kilroy-Silk, George Bush

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Shag George Bush... purely for the scandal and the damage it would do to his preacher image you understand!

Kill - The mission man.... which might actually happen

Marry - Robert Kilroy Silk and keep him in the baement while having mad passionate sex with George Bush.

Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Emporer Palpatine

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Marry Vader, only cos I'm bored
Kill Maul cos the first film sux
and... that leaves for me to shag Emperor

Disgraced pop star version
Jordan's thing (I even forgot his name)
The other members of N*Sync besides Justin (do they actually sing?)
and Journey South from X-factor

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marry journey south cos they look like nice boys who cud b turned in2 my house bitches n do all the cooking n cleaning etc, also cos my mum likes them so she'd b overjoyed at a str8 wedding, even if it wer bigamous.

shag the rest of nsync, they were more famous than the rest of them so the kiss n tell story would make me millions, especially if i sold it 2 the yanks.

kill peter andre, greasy little permatanned twat... the sight of his face annoys me.

Anne Widdecombe, Lizzie Bardsley & Jo Brand

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Marry Jo Brand - She would make the rest of my life a hoot on wheels!

Shag Anne Widdecombe, cos we all know she´s really a mucky wh0re underneath that more-conservative-than-thou exterior...

Kill Lizzie Beardsley cos i don´t know who the fvck she is...and she´s not as funny as Jo Brand. Or Anne Widdetomb´s face.

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MrDarcy


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you forgot to add new people silly

snow white, little red riding hood, and sleeping beauty

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Marry sleeping beauty.... a silent wife is a good wife
Shag Snow White
Kill little red riding hood.... I wouldn't want the police knocking if I shagged her...

Jake Gyllenhaal, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck

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marry jake gyllenhall cuz hes sweet and hot
shag matt damon -purely for the money i'd get from the kiss and tell stories
kill ben affleck cuz h8 the ****er

Orlando Bloom, Wes Bentley, freddie prinze jr.

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Shag Orlando Bloom, with a bag on his head
Marry Wes Bentley, cause I'm not sure who he is
KILL KILL KILL Prinze Junior.

Wolf, Hunter or Cobra

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Marry cobra and continuosly shag him
shag hunter
kill wolf

Winnie The Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore

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Bestiality? Gross!
Marry the bear so I can help him with his honey addiction
Give some happy to the depressed donkey
Kill some tiger 'ho that gets way too much attention, although he's not the main character of the series.

B1tchy artsy people ver.:
Russel Crowe: Throwing phones at people he get annoyed with

Morgan Spurlock: the egomaniac behind super size me. Went to make a speech at school, and made fun of kids at special ed, by calling them "retarded kids with helmet." Then refusing to apologize, because of "freedom of speech."

Annie Proloux: Wrote the short story Brokeback Mountain, and a sore loser. When BBM didn't win Oscar, she went on a tirade calling Crush "trash" and then attacked Philip Seymour Hoffman.

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Marry Russell Crowe, I know he's an arsehole but still cant get images of him in leather from Gladiator out of my head.

Shag Annie Proux - so she didn't win an oscar but she did write a fantastic novella

Kill morgan Spurlock just cause he is a tit (though I also hate McDonalds but the lack of exercise was an important if missed factor in supersize me) .

next three for matrimony, lust or murder

Joey, Chandler, Ross

-- Edited by proughan at 16:47, 2006-03-28

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Marry Ross as I seem to like the geeky type for some reason...
Shag Joey as he would be bound to have some decent moves
So I guess that means I'd have to kill poor Chandler!

How about some pirates...
Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Hook (Dustin Hoffman) and Long John Silver (Tim Curry in Muppets Treasure Island)

-- Edited by ChrisH at 18:45, 2006-03-28

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Marry Long John Silver, because Tim Curry would make the BEST husband ever!

Shag Captain Jack Sparrow, cos he´s obviously got an eye for the lads as well as the lasses, and he´s absolutely charming (in a cowardly way), at the same time as being deliciously sexy...

so that leaves Captain Hook to be killed off...because there isn´t an ounce of good to be found in the man...to Davey Jones´ Locker with the scrote!! aarghh!!!

Superman, Spiderman, and Stretch Armstrong...you choose...

sash
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Is spider man still Toby mcguire, is Superman as in small ville or Like daily adventures of, cos it all matters ok ok ok

Shagg Toby mcguire, Marry Tom welling, Kill stretch armstrong Hes a twat

Matthew McConaughey Ed from ed tv, Bette midler needs no introduction, Gwensteffani yet again needs no intro

go on then shag, marry, Kill





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Pukes
Use harpoon on Gwen,
Do it as short as possible with the Ed dude
And get rich by joining Bette

The not-so-fit Lost survivor version:
Hurley
Locke
Rose

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