Anonymous Confessions

Sally · Big Gay Al

Anonymous Confessions

Date: Wed May 17 15:59 2006

my gf/ex is a cheating ass!

but i stil want sex with her! oops

Sally · Big Gay Al

it wont let me post anonymously so i'll just let this one be known

i own some socks that say 'give us a snog' on them

and

they were shoplifted from mark one

(not by me, i'll add)

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Well done thats a good claim.

my homophobic supervisor at my old workplace must have drank more than a cupful of my spit.... everytime i was on teamaking 4 ppl she used 2 get her cup gobbed in & I still remember the summer where she was been a cow & not letting any1 bring soft drinks in2 kitchen when it were boiling, but bought her own drink in n left it 4 a min, so we passed it round and every1 added abit of slav 2 it (bout 20 of us on shift), she didnt notice and well we all watched her drink it before proceeding to tell us how fantastic and thirst quenching it was.

Scotty · The saviour of mankind

Sally wrote:

i own some socks that say 'give us a snog' on them

i have pulling socks

Mackie · Guru of the Gay

I have sox that say 'i love boys on them ' and the worst thing is i have 2 different pairs!!! lol

xx

davidx · Spice World!

I have "Merry Kissmas" socks!! They are awful. But no pulling socks... maybe I should! hmmm
xxx

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

This doesnt seem to be very anonymous so far!!

Scotty · The saviour of mankind

I have a facebook addiction

Date: Thu May 18 10:18 2006

I still really fancy my ex and want to kiss him whenever I see him but am too scared to

Laura · Vodka! Books!

is it sad that ALL my socks are black plain socks an i wont wear any other type?!

ah well is my ex/gf thats a cheatin rat, bt o well, couldnt keep away lol, fool...

i have a confession, im in exactly the same clothes as yest, an i smell....lovely

Date: Thu May 18 12:58 2006

Sometimes when I run out of things to say that are true, I make stuff up.

Date: Thu May 18 14:37 2006

Sometimes I want nothing more in life than to find someone rich who'll let me lounge around all day in skimpy clothing, drink G&Ts and read French literature.

Unfortunately, I think I'll end up a teacher.

Was this thread inspired by Post Secret by any chance?

Sally · Big Gay Al

yes, total rip off im afraid :)

Date: Thu May 18 21:18 2006

To lower the tone.

I will quite happily pick my nose and eat whatever comes out.

So will my sister.

Date: Thu May 18 21:48 2006

I love my girlfriend to bits, but sometimes wish I was single. Tho I know that if I was single, I'd just want a girlfriend again!

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

I think I'm ever so slightly addicted to Crispy Nests from Ainsleys!

EmmaMase · Guru of the Gay

This is meant to be anonymous! Jeez...

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

I was gonna do mine anonymously, but everyone else seemed to be posting er, what's the opposite of anonymous? Anti-anonymously (and some people already know mine anyway)

Date: Fri May 19 13:59 2006

Somebody has stolen a massive bottle of lube from my room. The sad thing is that its really upsetting me.

Date: Fri May 19 14:01 2006

Following an absolutely horrific split with my ex gf, i cleaned the toilet with her electric toothbrush and gave it back to her

Date: Fri May 19 14:17 2006

I'm really shy around women that i like and rarely make the first move. In general I'll go with the flow but it all ends the same, they either run off with someone else (usually followed by coming back), were on the rebound and needed an ego boost, in love with somebody else but trying to make them jealous, try to change me, fall madly in love with me and become very obsessive within 2 weeks or just use me to gain some status. I hate it! All I want is to find someone nice who wont screw me around and likes me for me.

Date: Fri May 19 14:21 2006

i´ve had more pricks than a pincushion...

...oh, and i let a drunk old man finger me...

Date: Fri May 19 14:22 2006

I fancy half of the society

Date: Fri May 19 14:27 2006

i'm not a happy bunny even though i lead you to believe i am

Date: Fri May 19 15:16 2006

I still cuddle my teddy when i sleep !! well except when my gf's in the bed ! x

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

Anonymous wrote:

I fancy half of the society

just out of curiosity, is it the female half or male half? or is it a bit of both?

Date: Fri May 19 20:17 2006

Anonymous wrote:

Following an absolutely horrific split with my ex gf, i cleaned the toilet with her electric toothbrush and gave it back to her

Would quite like to know who this is just so i never ever piss them off!

Anonymous wrote:

I fancy half of the society

This i can relate to..........

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I have done a similar thing with toothbrushes. I lived in a house with really evil people in my final year. Well, they all turned evil. So i cleaned the toilet, my razor and the plug holes with their toothbrushes, spat in their milk and other random things.

Do NOT piss me off boys and girls or expect to find rogue **** crumbs on your teeth!

Date: Sat May 20 00:21 2006

the female half

Date: Sat May 20 00:33 2006

I am not revealing my identity over the toothbrush one. All I will say is that after all of the crap she put me through she deserved some back.

Date: Sat May 20 10:33 2006

y didnt IIII htink of that when the lyin scumbags toothbrush is lying on my shelf?! wow! i may try it! good idea thanx...

laura xx

Date: Sat May 20 15:53 2006

I know who at least four of these anonymous posters are. Especially the toothbrush one, and the one who can't find someone who loves them for them. And I have a sneaking suspicion who the owner of the missing lube is. (Surely everyone should have the own lube! It's an essential whether you're with someone or without someone! I suggest ID brand tingly lube, myself.)

As much as I loved my boyfriend, I often wish I'd stayed with girls.

Date: Sat May 20 16:51 2006

I wet myself in a club once.

Date: Sat May 20 22:27 2006

I am very much grossed out right now...

Date: Sun May 21 14:18 2006

I've slept with this year's winner of mr gay uk leeds heat

Date: Sun May 21 14:27 2006

Somone in the society scares me to the point that I hide in a different room when I know they're at the same place I am till they have gone away.

Date: Sun May 21 15:24 2006

I am not actually human, I am a genetically modified pumpkin.

Date: Sun May 21 16:32 2006

I'm a little grossed out by people on this forum and have had a thought don't think am ever going to piss off, anyone in the society again! well at least i don't have an electric toothbrush! so thats a plus x

Date: Sun May 21 16:36 2006

...I wish I had the strength of character to satisfy my inner slut.

Date: Sun May 21 18:13 2006

I get that one!!! i feel sweet and innocent when i talk to people. Just because i don't put out easy.

Date: Sun May 21 22:09 2006

...I wish I had the strength of character to inhibit my inner slut

Date: Mon May 22 01:57 2006

I think half the people in the society are fake, arrogant and self absorbed and have proved time and again that they don't care about anyone but themselves

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

Anonymous wrote:

I think half the people in the society are fake, arrogant and self absorbed and have proved time and again that they don't care about anyone but themselves

haha :D

Date: Mon May 22 08:49 2006

I think I want to be polyamorous, instead of all this crumby monogamous bull****

Date: Mon May 22 09:30 2006

I have made two untrue confessions.

However, I do believe trumping and burping is completely OK in the right company and is very often amusing.

Date: Mon May 22 09:44 2006

I have a VERY tight arse, lol

No looking up ISP addresses, children! : P

The loud one

Anonymous wrote:

I think half the people in the society are fake, arrogant and self absorbed and have proved time and again that they don't care about anyone but themselves

Thats because they are all GAY its what they do just like elizabeth duke makes earings for chavs MOs spend their lives bitching about others.

But who gives a rats ass just ignor the sniping however if it anoys you that much climb the parkinson building and shoot student nurses meh

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Anonymous wrote:

I think half the people in the society are fake, arrogant and self absorbed and have proved time and again that they don't care about anyone but themselves

I'm with you on that one, and I don't give a toss about being anonymous. Although I would be amused if you were including me in the half above.

Hah.

Date: Mon May 22 21:14 2006

I am. And i'm not saying that everyones horrible cause some people are really nice but most of the lgbt are self absorbed heartless twats. And you cannot use being gay as an excuse cause thats pathetic. We are normal like everyone else and just because we're gay doesn't give anyone the right to act like that