Anonymous Confessions

Scotty · The saviour of mankind

RE: Anonymous Confessions

Date: Mon May 22 22:28 2006

It's sooo cold, I can't get out of the bed! I'm debating whether I should not get up and starve until it gets warmer in few days, or whether I should just endure the cold and get myself some beef jerky.

Date: Tue May 23 01:06 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I know who at least four of these anonymous posters are. Especially the toothbrush one, and the one who can't find someone who loves them for them. And I have a sneaking suspicion who the owner of the missing lube is. (Surely everyone should have the own lube! It's an essential whether you're with someone or without someone! I suggest ID brand tingly lube, myself.)

As much as I loved my boyfriend, I often wish I'd stayed with girls.

It was my own lube and it was the tingly brand. It was a BIG bottle too which is why I am so heartbroken. I know who you are! Obvious!

Date: Tue May 23 01:23 2006

i am ashamed to say that my day involved taking the morning after pill

Date: Tue May 23 01:25 2006

I want to have lots of sex with Lady Soveriegn. Chav girls make me drip

Date: Tue May 23 01:28 2006

allowing me to lick ur feet or suck toes makes me as stiff as a board

Date: Tue May 23 01:40 2006

does anybody else have innappropriate sexual thoughts about pinning people and having rough forceful sex with them or is it just me?

Date: Tue May 23 02:40 2006

Anonymous wrote:
does anybody else have innappropriate sexual thoughts about pinning people and having rough forceful sex with them or is it just me?

I do but only if its me being pinned down. kinky!

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

This thread is getting quite bad! Sally I think you've unearthed something that maybe should have been left untouched...

Date: Tue May 23 10:40 2006

I sense a disturbance in the Force...a mass of gayers are unleashing dark energies into the world...

...they must be stopped! Or satisfied. Whichever.

Sash
xxx

p.s.(more dark secrets please...come on...you know you want to share *cackle*)

The loud one

Anonymous wrote:

I am. And i'm not saying that everyones horrible cause some people are really nice but most of the lgbt are self absorbed heartless twats. And you cannot use being gay as an excuse cause thats pathetic. We are normal like everyone else and just because we're gay doesn't give anyone the right to act like that

im confused are you climbing the parkinson building or not

and ok so not all gays are bitchy but unfortunatly its a self fufilling prophesy that has led to this or at least thats what my mate told me she was doing social psych covering gay and lesbian studies

indie_hunk · Guru of the Gay

The loud one,
I know what you mean. I think some gay ppl who frequently visit the scene often may get the idea that being b1tchy, shallow, and pretentious is the way to be if you are gay, and the way to be accepted in the gay scene. But annoying b1tch is an annoying b1tch, whether you are gay, straight, or just an animal. It's not cute, and instead precipitates me to further avoid those ppl.

Date: Tue May 23 12:31 2006

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:does anybody else have innappropriate sexual thoughts about pinning people and having rough forceful sex with them or is it just me?

I do but only if its me being pinned down. kinky!

We should hook up! ill have sex with anything

The loud one

Anonymous wrote:

does anybody else have innappropriate sexual thoughts about pinning people and having rough forceful sex with them or is it just me?

he he he who is this lol fancy a coffee

Date: Tue May 23 14:05 2006

I couldn't get the key into the door quick enough so wet myself on the step.

Date: Tue May 23 15:13 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I couldn't get the key into the door quick enough so wet myself on the step.

I can relate to that. Science teacher in secondary school wouldn't let me go to the toilet and I wet myself on my front door step when I got home.

Date: Tue May 23 18:11 2006

People who can't muster the guts to leave their name (yes, this is a anonymous thread but I doubt hurtful comments were Sally's intent) amuse me. You really think anyone's going to change the way they behave because of that? I think if anyone sticks around the LGBT for long enough, they'll be able to sort the good 'uns from the bad and make some very close and long-lasting friendships.

And, if not, there's always CU.

I haven't wet myself since I was 8. I was doing PE, in the middle of a lap, and couldn't make it to the bushes in time for a wee.

I do, however, confess I once started my period unexpectedly, at work, wearing cream-coloured trousers, and walked around all day with a satchel covering my arse and a pile of files in front of the offending stain. Class-eh.

Date: Tue May 23 20:21 2006

I think I'm becoming too gay. Every time I see a drug dealer on Crimewatch I say to myself "You'd think they could afford a better skincare regime..."

Sally · Big Gay Al

i know this thread was intended for people to express themselves but the more negative comments seem to be actually putting people off prospective membership, which is not the idea of this forum at all.
if anyone has any gripes about the society, its probably best to talk to a committee member in private rather than attack people publicly, it doesnt do anyone any favours.
hope that doesnt sound too arsey...im a bit tetchy from all my revision : )
sally x

Mackie · Guru of the Gay

i'm going to agree with sally and say i don't think that you where too tetchy at all!

Peps this is suppose to be a friendly space for people to communicate! and have a laugh so to speak !

I'm going to confess something is hould be revising but something keeps dragging me away!

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

There is so much bitterness here

... it's like poison pen letters from an Agatha Christie novel! If i win the lottery i am going to buy the LGBT a big bouncy castle with one of those amazing plastic ball pool that can be played on 365 days a year....

Realistically though... LGBT Event: Paintballing trip? Would go down a right treat!

ThaiDave x

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Apologies. enter got jammed and wouldn't stop!

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

thaidave wrote:
If i win the lottery i am going to buy the LGBT a big bouncy castle with one of those amazing plastic ball pool that can be played on 365 days a year....

Can there be lots of food and alcohol too?! I think it would be quite funny to see everyone bouncing up n down and then throwing up all over each other...

-- Edited by ChrisH at 22:54, 2006-05-23

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Aye the point of this thread is just for fun confessions, not an excuse 2 make bitchy swipes and attacks.

If ur gonna do that, have enough guts to put it under ur own forum name instead of hiding behind an anon tag, better yet if u can't do that don't post spiteful **** at all

Date: Wed May 24 00:49 2006

well as much as i am ready to tell all of you exactly what i think of u to your faces that wouldnt solve anything and its not like any of you would actually take what i've said into account. instead of attacking people for telling you your faults and calling them cowardly maybe you should actually listen to what i'm saying. i'm not saying i'm perfect, but atleast i'd never act the way some of you do

Scotty · The saviour of mankind

oh my gosh kids seriously its a bit of fun not a bitch fest. Chill out everyone and think about happy thoughts and confessions.

I confess, i have yet to buy my dates ticket for the summer ball, but i have mine!

Date: Wed May 24 01:00 2006

I would just also like to say that i'm not attacking anyones character or anything, and that the majority of you are nice people most of the time. I just think that a lot of you, including myself at times, need to look at the way they treat people and realise that what they say or do has an effect and can really hurt someones feelings

Scotty · The saviour of mankind

Anonymous u sound like u need a hug or someone to chat too. Sally and i are experts. Please come see us, would really like to help and here what u have to say

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

Why not vent?!......i would love to know what people think of me lol

-- Edited by MrDarcy at 04:07, 2006-05-24

Date: Wed May 24 08:38 2006

I have a crush on Emily! She's an epitome of a lady!

Date: Wed May 24 09:56 2006

I've run out of cough sweets, so I've resorted to eating those skanky ones at the bottom of my bag, covered in fluff and ink.

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

proughan · je suis perdu.

The computer wont let me post anonymously!!!!! Keeps aking me to type in a code listed above but I cant find the code! Is it because I am using firefox and not scummy internet explorer!

How can I tell you all my embarassing confessions if I can't do it anonymously!

Apologies for all the exclamation amrks but as you can see this is distressing me quite a bit, I need to unleash my burdens!!!!!!!!!

Date: Wed May 24 12:01 2006

Even tho i'm a man, sometimes me and my housem8s take pregnancy tests when we're bored.

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

Anonymous wrote:

Even tho i'm a man, sometimes me and my housem8s take pregnancy tests when we're bored.

reading that i nearly just pissed me'sen laughing

Date: Wed May 24 17:25 2006

I'm still in love with my first love, but my second love doesn't know it. I miss him.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Anonymous wrote:

well as much as i am ready to tell all of you exactly what i think of u to your faces that wouldnt solve anything and its not like any of you would actually take what i've said into account. instead of attacking people for telling you your faults and calling them cowardly maybe you should actually listen to what i'm saying. i'm not saying i'm perfect, but atleast i'd never act the way some of you do

Private message me n tell me exactly wot u think of me if u want

I've had it non stop all year, so one more aint gonna make abit of difference, plus it gives u a chance to let off steam

Laura · Vodka! Books!

i fear i was very drunk last night

an my hair.. o dear, it wsa crazy

Laura · Vodka! Books!

am ever so slightly getting a headache

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

I was wasted last nite, didnt get home til 4.30 (got lost on way back from Dev) passed out 4 an hour and made it in2 work 4 7am! Very tired n hungover now so am off 2 bed for a few hours.

In the spirit of confessions tho...

Me & sum1 else in the society were been abit OTT drunk last nite & I have a video of sum very dodgy frot porn on my phone. The thing is, I haven't got a ****ing clue who filmed it.

Date: Fri May 26 20:11 2006

im addicted to wanking and have to have at least 5 a day

Date: Fri May 26 20:13 2006

courgettes are my favourite veg to wank with because you can cut shapes and patterns into them for extra sensation and use them afterwards in a nice vegetable curry

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Argh!!!!

Date: Fri May 26 21:48 2006

you've never tried it? courgette covered in spermicide and lubricant makes a fantastic curry or mousakka or lasagne or stew for that matter. Have to spice up vegetarian cooking.

Date: Fri May 26 22:27 2006

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:does anybody else have innappropriate sexual thoughts about pinning people and having rough forceful sex with them or is it just me?

I do but only if its me being pinned down. kinky!

We should hook up! ill have sex with anything

I'm still intrigued as to who this is! Any clues?! Sounds exciting! We should definately meet up sometime

Date: Fri May 26 22:34 2006

sure thing! La Cafetiere 5pm Sunday

Date: Fri May 26 22:39 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I'm still intrigued as to who this is! Any clues?! Sounds exciting! We should definately meet up sometime

Clues???

I may be male,
I may be female,
I may be undetermined,
but I be around 5"6,
have big feet,
and 5 handcuffs,
to keep you held in place,
while i sit on your face.

Date: Sat May 27 00:46 2006

Anonymous wrote:
sure thing! La Cafetiere 5pm Sunday

Which cafetiere? Be more vague why dont you lol

Date: Sat May 27 00:55 2006

La Cafetiere its the purple one on hyde park corner across from the chip shops

Date: Sat May 27 10:21 2006

See you there in that case if I can recognise who you are