Anonymous Confessions

AlbyFC · You best sima!

RE: Anonymous Confessions

Date: Sat May 27 12:25 2006

one time i was that drunk an so desperate for the loo i wee'd in the merrion centre.....prob near where phono used to be

Date: Sat May 27 12:32 2006

oh i an have also snogged people in mission after bein sick in the toilet only a few minutes earlier.....arent those ladies the lcuky ones heh heh

Date: Sat May 27 16:48 2006

Anonymous wrote:

See you there in that case if I can recognise who you are

Am sure u will. Hopefully ill recognise u2.

Date: Sat May 27 16:49 2006

AlbyFC wrote:

Oh my God! I'm meeting a friend there at 3 tomorrow! Is there gonna be a spectacle? :oP

It will be raucnhy unbridled passion right in front of ur eyes, u lucky voyeur

Date: Sat May 27 16:51 2006

i once gave my friend a blowjob on a club dancefloor to win a bottle of champagne

Date: Sat May 27 16:53 2006

sometimes i have sex with people just for the comedy value of the experience

Date: Sat May 27 16:57 2006

me and my friends once ran over a deer on the motorway

Date: Sat May 27 17:06 2006

I have a biting fetish, there is nothing better than been bitten and scratched during a session.

Date: Sat May 27 21:17 2006

I have a porn obsession and look at some everyday. I find it more satisfying than sex

Date: Sun May 28 00:09 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I'm still in love with my first love, but my second love doesn't know it. I miss him.

I know what you mean. Life is a bitch for such situations...

Date: Sun May 28 13:06 2006

I've never made it beyond 2 dates with a guy, though to be honest there are only 2 guys I haven't slept with on a first date.

Date: Sun May 28 15:31 2006

oooooo likewise, i sleep with everybody on the first date, sometimes just the night i meet them

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

I was wasted last nite, didnt get home til 4.30 (got lost on way back from Dev) passed out 4 an hour and made it in2 work 4 7am! Very tired n hungover now so am off 2 bed for a few hours.

In the spirit of confessions tho...

Me & sum1 else in the society were been abit OTT drunk last nite & I have a video of sum very dodgy frot porn on my phone. The thing is, I haven't got a ****ing clue who filmed it.

you didnt know them?!

Date: Mon May 29 00:22 2006

I gave my first bf a blowjob on a canal bank cos we couldn't go to either of our houses, a guy went past on a bike but he was going very fast, i sometimes wonder if he knew what we were doing!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

probably do know them, seems i know pretty much every1, but i wer plastered n cant remember who filmed it

Date: Mon May 29 01:34 2006

Anonymous wrote: See you there in that case if I can recognise who you are

Am sure u will. Hopefully ill recognise u2.

Im sorry I didnt go so I hope you didnt too and had a wasted journey. Am still intrigued as to who you are. Is there a way of finding out on here without everyone knowing?

Date: Mon May 29 02:57 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I gave my first bf a blowjob on a canal bank cos we couldn't go to either of our houses, a guy went past on a bike but he was going very fast, i sometimes wonder if he knew what we were doing!

Similarly my ex + I were once having some fun+frolics in the woods + a jogger went past, we thought he hadnt noticed us as we were quite hidden in the trees off the path, but when he went past again 5 mins later at a much slower pace we figured we had been busted!

Date: Mon May 29 09:57 2006

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I gave my first bf a blowjob on a canal bank cos we couldn't go to either of our houses, a guy went past on a bike but he was going very fast, i sometimes wonder if he knew what we were doing!

Similarly my ex + I were once having some fun+frolics in the woods + a jogger went past, we thought he hadnt noticed us as we were quite hidden in the trees off the path, but when he went past again 5 mins later at a much slower pace we figured we had been busted!

I had some fun and frolics in the wood and ended up being chased by a bull. Plus it was so cold he couldn't get it up.

Yorkshire plus nudity plus cows and scratchy surfaces means outdoor sex is rarely a good idea.

Date: Mon May 29 13:00 2006

once had sex with my ex gf up against the thing they pull down at night over the newsagents js next to the somerfield in headingley... fun times

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

i love how f*cked up all this is...see, this is the real underbelly of the Gay Beast coming into view...i think i´ll take notes for a trashy potboiler!! :D

sash
xxx

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

Anonymous wrote:

once had sex with my ex gf up against the thing they pull down at night over the newsagents js next to the somerfield in headingley... fun times

Oh no!! I love that shop, the guy in there's always really nice to me! Lol it'll never be the same again...

Date: Mon May 29 18:02 2006

I had a short but sweet affair with a goat

Date: Mon May 29 18:14 2006

Anonymous wrote:

Im sorry I didnt go so I hope you didnt too and had a wasted journey. Am still intrigued as to who you are. Is there a way of finding out on here without everyone knowing?

It wasn't wasted, I got to eat pie & chips!

Also still intrigued as to who you are. I can't think of anyway of finding out without eveyone else knowing. Well maybe one which is private message who you think i might be.

Date: Mon May 29 18:15 2006

I had sex with my gf in a shop door in the middle of town and got busted by security

Date: Mon May 29 18:17 2006

I've had sex in the LGBT office

Date: Mon May 29 19:52 2006

I have only ever come once, it was when i was in a plastic binbag with a carrot in my mouth and my gf was whipping me with a wet noodle saying "naughty horsey".
FACT.

Date: Mon May 29 19:53 2006

I had sex with my french teacher at school, but it was after i'd left.

Date: Mon May 29 19:55 2006

certain members of the lgbt have been eyeing the pool cue in my living room with longing eyes

Date: Mon May 29 20:11 2006

RainbowWarrior wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
once had sex with my ex gf up against the thing they pull down at night over the newsagents js next to the somerfield in headingley... fun times

Oh no!! I love that shop, the guy in there's always really nice to me! Lol it'll never be the same again...

he was always nice to me too! they obv didnt check out the cctv,,

Date: Mon May 29 21:35 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I have only ever come once, it was when i was in a plastic binbag with a carrot in my mouth and my gf was whipping me with a wet noodle saying "naughty horsey".
FACT.

hahaha sounds like something someone i know would say. I gave up nearly a year for that! what the hell was I thinking???

Date: Mon May 29 21:43 2006

I try to be a nice person, I really do, but recently I'm getting the urge to kill certain people and losing patience with people very quickly. Especially those who can't be trusted to keep something quiet and think its funny to mention it when they shouldn't and others who don't seem to realise that its not for their ears.

Date: Mon May 29 21:48 2006

I had sex with a 13/14yr old when I was around 17/18. I know its not a good excuse but... they lied to me about their age and I found their bus pass.

Date: Mon May 29 23:38 2006

some of u r **** in bed anyway

Date: Tue May 30 00:24 2006

Anonymous wrote:
It wasn't wasted, I got to eat pie & chips! Also still intrigued as to who you are. I can't think of anyway of finding out without eveyone else knowing. Well maybe one which is private message who you think i might be.

I can see that going horribly wrong if I message the wrong person! add me to msn true_bobby_dazzler@hotmail.com im getting past caring greatly

Hani · Big Gay Al

u do know that everyone will now add u to see who YOU are

Date: Tue May 30 19:45 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I've had sex in the LGBT office

I've had a wank in the LGBT office, and a wank in the library (Eddie B, sweetie) and wanked someone off in The Library (the pub).

I've also made £5 worth of vouchers from the Union's chlamydia testing days over the years I've been at Leeds. Woo!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

That last one is either Dave or Alice.....

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

How could it be Dave? He's been at uni for so many years he'd have amassed at least £20 worth of chlamydia vouchers... or conversely he'd be too lazy to get tested.

You're mean, John.

PS - I know who one of the mystery people who were going to meet up in La Cafetiere were! Bwahahah.

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

Anonymous wrote:
I've had sex in the LGBT office

I've had a wank in the LGBT office

Whatever happened to the office being a safe space!? I feel like its been tainted. I don't think I'll touch anything in there again...

Laura · Vodka! Books!

an u thought it was in the first p[lace?! i cnt imagine theyre the only one

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Laura wrote:

an u thought it was in the first p[lace?! i cnt imagine theyre the only one

They aren't! I know two sets of people who've had sex in the LGBT office.

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

I think you should name and shame! lol

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

probably lesbians

Laura · Vodka! Books!

how rude!

Date: Wed May 31 16:42 2006

Anonymous wrote:

I've had a wank in the LGBT office, and a wank in the library (Eddie B, sweetie) and wanked someone off in The Library (the pub).

I've also made £5 worth of vouchers from the Union's chlamydia testing days over the years I've been at Leeds. Woo!

I've wanked in the office as well. The chlamydia testing... made about a tenner in vouchers over the past year, had amassed so many condoms from it in my first year that we could cover a kitchen wall in them and ate so many free sweets. Shameful thing is that everytime I've been tested I've had to tick the boxes for having new sexual partners since the last test.

Hani · Big Gay Al

I think i should start making use of the voucher thing for chlamydia testing. only got tested by my doctor a while back and no free stuff there. I think next year multiple tests are needed. Not that i would have chlamydia or anything

Date: Thu Jun 1 23:07 2006

i used to want to be a boy and even tried weeing standing up.

i've taken a **** in a field in front of a sheep in Wales coz i was running and needed one so badly.

monkey · Forum Guru

Ah the sheep in wales have had to put up with worse; usually when someone comes into their field and drops their pants they have serious cause for concern.

Sally · Big Gay Al

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
jess you made me laff a lot.
poor sheep