Anonymous Confessions

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

RE: Anonymous Confessions

Hani · Big Gay Al

AliceH wrote:

Hardly 'desperately' considering most of the people have drunkenly told me already either in person or on MSN, pervy One Stop loving anon!

well arent u special then

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

i have never seen the sound of music........i am proud and dont need to hid in the dark about it anymore...but will alberto hate me?:

Laura · Vodka! Books!

aww i love the sound of music

" the hiiiiillllllls are aliiiiive.... "

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

wah wah

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

oh my life

evie · Posting Addict

i've just danced the timewarp in costume on horseback, with music, on video. but it was for charity, so that's ok.

Date: Thu Jul 13 06:50 2006

i think i made a mistake signing the housing contract this year. weve being living together a week and ive realised how scheming manipulative bitchy and two faced my house'mates' are. i cant trust them in the slightest.

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

I have a confession to make...

...I think the society tends to attract some seriously pathological people.

Courtesy, intelligence and sanity most obviously do not mix for some people.

Sasha
xxx

-- Edited by chemicalfears at 09:43, 2006-07-13

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

whyyyyyy so greeeeeeeeeeeeeen and lonely....and lonely

forum admin next gen · Posting Addict

hi all, as you may know some posts have been deleted off this thread and i have to say that im not a happy bunny, you boys and girls play nice or its going to be slapped legs and early bed time with no supper for you all.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Finally! Well Done folks, did the anon poster get banned??? Altho the message ur giving out is 2 nicey nicey... bring back super stern supernanny!

Date: Thu Jul 13 15:43 2006

mm supernanny!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

thanx for deleting it all..

bt that wasnt exactly a harsh msg to send out!

can ask if ppl want to slag me off on here could they address me personallly, im open to criticism like anyone else but hiding behind anon is merely pathetic

Laura x

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

Hani · Big Gay Al

so nic u've become an e-thug now. interesting

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

yeah, i find that its really satisfying & I dont have 2 get off my arse n go anywhere i might get arrested 4 been a normal thug...

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Laura wrote:

thanx for deleting it all..

bt that wasnt exactly a harsh msg to send out!

can ask if ppl want to slag me off on here could they address me personallly, im open to criticism like anyone else but hiding behind anon is merely pathetic

Laura x

I agree, it wasn't the harshest message to send out.

Anyway Laura.... y haven't u got in touch wi me tellin me ur whereabouts right now???? U can't come to Leeds 4 a weekend n not see me!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

i did i did! and i had fun... hehe

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

i had fun 2! even if i did get quizzed by my workmates last nite bout wot u wer doin 2 me at the bar...

on the bright side, i think i put up a damn good pole dancin display!

Date: Mon Jul 17 11:39 2006

u did!!!! i agree, it was rather... impressive?!

was i doing anything to you at the bar?! al i remember is i bought u a drink, ha, hmm

Hani · Big Gay Al

nic u were pole dancing?

EmmaMase · Guru of the Gay

That certainly would be a sight worth seeing... I think it should definately be something you repeat... not until my return to Leeds though.

Man alive, that and the head stroking, it's like a dream.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Anonymous wrote:

u did!!!! i agree, it was rather... impressive?!

was i doing anything to you at the bar?! al i remember is i bought u a drink, ha, hmm

It was a special dance. Ok at the bar (my work bar) u wer doin all the stuff u usually do 2 me at mission when we r ****ted n on a roll of embarrasing Jess. If the regulars didn't think I was gay b4, I think they've got a damn good idea now

Hani wrote:

nic u were pole dancing?

Yes, it was beautiful, u missed it... i dismounted the podium/stage thing by swinging off it on2 sum1's shoulders n dancin on them 4 2 seconds b4 fallin off. Ask Jess for further proof/details.

EmmaMase wrote:

That certainly would be a sight worth seeing... I think it should definately be something you repeat... not until my return to Leeds though.

Man alive, that and the head stroking, it's like a dream.

U supply the tequila & encouragement (possibly sum1 else 2 drag down with me as well) and I'll give u a special dance n let u stroke my head lots... altho i am actually not 2bad on the poles, me n a guy who used 2 work there used 2 have dance off's at the end of the night when the bar stopped serving n we wer given a few mins 4 a fag break

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

I think sum1 might have filmed it on their phone as well...

The loud one

Im living in suburbia its expensive to get home and there are these little people smaller than me that run around in the street kicking sr=trange spheres and travel on boards with wheels its very strange also there is this bizzar green at the side of the road the little people seem quite fond of.

Date: Wed Jul 19 20:12 2006

I've been craving steamed broccoli for the past week and it's starting to scare me.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Anonymous wrote:

I've been craving steamed broccoli for the past week and it's starting to scare me.

See a Dr or a shrink, possibly even both...

Date: Fri Jul 21 16:37 2006

I put malteasers up my fanny and let them dissolve.

- The lighter way to enjoy chocolate -

... a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips...

xxx

Breconboy · Big Gay Al

Believe me, I'm no expert, but aren't you putting yourself at serious risk of infection? I've heard it doesn't take much in such a warm, moist environment.

Date: Fri Jul 21 23:19 2006

i miss everyone! one person in particulr even though they don't know who they are.. september's so far away!

Date: Sat Jul 22 16:45 2006

I can never picture myself being with anyone in a relationship but Im afraid of growing old alone

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

Anonymous wrote:

I can never picture myself being with anyone in a relationship but Im afraid of growing old alone

have a child and then cripple it emotionally so that it never wants to leave home. then maybe one day when you are dead and gone he will open a motel and have you sitting as a skeleton in a rocking chair in the basement while he sets out an a shame induced paying customer killing spree and you can be safe in the knowlege that even though you are dead and gone someone will still have time to come and chat to you while wearing your old clothes.

(writing this sia am reminded somehow of th life of jimmy 'now then, now then' saville.)

Date: Sun Jul 23 17:25 2006

ew... what a waste of maltesers

Date: Mon Jul 24 17:15 2006

i really fancy laura and wish she'd wear her superheroes army costume a bit more coz she looked fantastic.

Laura you're fit! xx

Date: Mon Jul 24 17:35 2006

i got both chocolate AND strawberry sauce. and they dripped down the side of the ice cream.

Date: Tue Jul 25 23:25 2006

And Laura, I know you've found a really hot girl but I can't stop thinking about you.

Laura, I love the way your hair falls down around your shoulders
And if green facepaint was smudged across those cute cheekbones set in
Ur soft skin, I'd wipe my fingers all over you to try and get it off
Rather than have its acrylic texture corrode your own
And because I know these sleazy words won't tempt you

I'll summon all the poets in the land to
Serenade your sleek figure

Fixating on your eyes like
Iridescent whirlpools on the coast of
Tuscany, until they lulled your indignance at my crude words

Soph4 · Forum Addict

I just mixed pure grapefruit juice with lemonade and it tasted like sh1t

To the last poster - it's true, Laura is hot but then so are other LGBT members.

Deal with it, no more poems!

-- Edited by Soph4 at 02:57, 2006-07-26

Date: Wed Jul 26 07:19 2006

oh dear oh dear

i think someone maybe taking the michael

im in despair about the amount of wrk piled on my desk...

grapefruit juice an lemonade doesnt exactly sound the best combination

like when u were at school an ya all mixed ur drinks in, tasted ****e but was fun

Laura

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Hey up luv!

Only other week u wernt liked, now ur well popular!

Hows work going?

Date: Wed Jul 26 11:22 2006

i know, but i think it jus may b the same person taking the mick?! o well if it aint

wrk is fine, alhough a bit boring, i have cleared some piles of letters and invoices...getting there,

anyway back to anon confessions...i cnt think of one...

Soph4 · Forum Addict

laura, what u working as? wish i had a job...i may be an ugly gnome but i'm sure i'm not that unemployable!

Date: Wed Jul 26 11:56 2006

erm...in an accounts dept...doin alsorts...its fun! i like it! although i struggle to get up in the morning!

get a job you lazy bums you all...

laura xx

Soph4 · Forum Addict

oi...my lack of employment is not for want of trying thank you v.much. i take it all back, you're not hot, you're just mean!!

beeyatch.

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

I want to start another thread where people just confess who they fancy, but that might be a bit mean...?

x

Soph4 · Forum Addict

oh emily...we all know who you fancy love, you don't have to make it more obvious!

tee hee.

did you like my poem about laura? i don't believe in subtlety anymore...she can tell me to go snog a frog if she wants. whoever slagged her off is obviously blind or a frightful queen!

come on let's have a thread about fancying unavailable people. i'll write you all a poem.

there was a lesbo called nic...

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

how come these poems always start off involving me???

Date: Thu Jul 27 07:23 2006

because ur so poetic?!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

lol am i???

Date: Thu Jul 27 13:00 2006

there was a lesbo called nic
whose method of thought was quite sick
she'd gather a crowd
then pass judgment out loud
about their ability to deep throat her d1ck

of course nic is queen of most things sapphic
meaning she doesn't actually own her own d1ck
so this rhyme is ok
about this legend of gay
because it's non-offensively taking the mick