Anonymous Confessions

Date: Thu Jul 27 21:37 2006

RE: Anonymous Confessions

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

who?

Soph4 · Forum Addict

hey forum admin, i didn't mean to offend...but i'm sorry if that helps?

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

who does everyone think I fancy? Or should I not ask...?

I don't know if I like this anymore... (hehe)

Laura · Vodka! Books!

the stereotypical pic of the girl on the door in the office!?

Date: Fri Jul 28 20:29 2006

i wish i could stop thinking about sex, for at least a few minutes

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

thats nothing to be ashamed of

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

Polo fiend wrote:

who does everyone think I fancy? (hehe)

i think we all know the answer to this question ms jeffries.

Soph4 · Forum Addict

hoho...poor emily (and charlotte!!) somebody send the girl a private message saying "we know you like ..."

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

Laura wrote:

the stereotypical pic of the girl on the door in the office!?

Well whatever everyone believes to be true, I'm afraid Laura has uncovered my dark secret. If she were real I'd snap her up in an instant. Oh why does she only have to be on paper? *sigh*

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

you can have alot of fun with people on paper

Laura · Vodka! Books!

i think on paper you can join most pppl of the lgbt... nnow thats scary

i think that last glass of wine ppoilished me off

i have a hUGE brusie on my leg, dno where its from

Date: Sun Jul 30 00:08 2006

The good Lord himself only knows what I am going to do upon my return to university. With all the getting drunk and seeing/pulling different people over the summer, what is going to happen when they all come back at the same time? And Freshers to top it all off?

"Oh My Gosh", as Basement Jaxx once said.

Soph4 · Forum Addict

Freshers....oh dear.

Another year of freshers getting together and breaking each other's hearts.

Glad i never was one.

Date: Sun Jul 30 00:47 2006

I've exhausted myself with the forum and will now live a solitary and simple life meditating atop a mountain in Tibet; my hungry brain fulfilled only by the drip drip drip of snow melting and the occasional Easy Jet plane overhead.

When times become difficult and my will becomes weak, I will think of how often my eyes did hurt from squinting at the pc screen reading about the latest adventures of society members and of how many hours of study I could have used to boost my degree classification instead of going to coffee hour and eating the leftovers of Sally's 'cheese and something odd' sandwiches.

But then I will catch a glimpse of Lucy Liu flying overhead in her whiny 'film four is free' plane and my eastern adventure will be over...gah.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Anonymous wrote:

there was a lesbo called nic
whose method of thought was quite sick
she'd gather a crowd
then pass judgment out loud
about their ability to deep throat her d1ck

of course nic is queen of most things sapphic
meaning she doesn't actually own her own d1ck
so this rhyme is ok
about this legend of gay
because it's non-offensively taking the mick

I'm very touched!

please reveal urself to me!!!!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Laura wrote:

i think on paper you can join most pppl of the lgbt... nnow thats scary

We did that, it got VERY messy n is currently lost sumwhere in the frottage cottage...

Mackie · Guru of the Gay

Yer we joined it too from what we know you can join everyone in between 2 and three moves! but we keep ours hidden due to the upset it would cause too many hidden secrets.

x

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

We also created such a web. One day, everyone should bite the bullet and join all of the webs together and create a massive mega super web of sin.

x

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

That would be fun. We cud join most people in 2 links on our web n even had a not sure line 4 incidents of extreme wastedness

-- Edited by Rt hon NickyDyke85 at 11:16, 2006-07-31

Mackie · Guru of the Gay

I deffo think we could it would be amusing! but it could cause some problems! We had different colour lines for different things then we created lines for thigs we think happened but ppl deny! which happens alot too!!! from my knowledge that is. x

Date: Mon Jul 31 11:26 2006

I'm sure Dave used to have a sex web with Michael Jackson on it.

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

if you put the web that we made at the frottage cottage into a 3D form, I think you´ll find it is a new, gay, extremely fvcking complicated form of molecule that is the building block of a gay universe, about to form somewhere in the vicinity of terry george´s pants...

sash
xxx

Date: Mon Jul 31 16:47 2006

i have fallen asleep whilst doin stuff with someone...on more than one occasion

Date: Mon Jul 31 17:51 2006

Think I can say that I'm not on any of the love webs at uni. Unless we are including outside people too. I don't know whether this is something to be proud of or means I'm boring.

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

Anonymous wrote:

The good Lord himself only knows what I am going to do upon my return to university. With all the getting drunk and seeing/pulling different people over the summer, what is going to happen when they all come back at the same time? And Freshers to top it all off?

"Oh My Gosh", as Basement Jaxx once said.

hmmm, i'm guessing this is either emma, jeni or jess. tut tut girls already got your predatory eyes on the wide eyed freshers. god help em :p

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

i have indirectly pulled benjimine britain though a sex web

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

Anonymous wrote:

Think I can say that I'm not on any of the love webs at uni. Unless we are including outside people too. I don't know whether this is something to be proud of or means I'm boring.

Be proud haha! It's ok to be on a web in a fun way, such as via spin the bottle hehe. But at least your life's not complicated from the webness as is some people's ha!

EmmaMase · Guru of the Gay

Why do you have another account Hani? x

Date: Tue Aug 1 01:34 2006

I thought about stepping out in fron tof a taxi tonight, but I wasn't drunk enough

Date: Tue Aug 1 17:25 2006

i just need a hug

Date: Tue Aug 1 18:45 2006

Anonymous wrote:

i just need a hug

aww i'd hug ya!....unless u ya know smelt funny or somethin...i suppose i could always febreeze u or somethin before i did!

sophie

indie_hunk · Guru of the Gay

Group Hug TIME!!!

And for the person who has a b1tchy housemate. I feel sorry for ya, and I hope you can keep your fortitude.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Anonymous wrote:

I'm sure Dave used to have a sex web with Michael Jackson on it.

He did indeed... evidently sum1 who'd had phone sex wi jacko had also had sex with mr gay uk 2004, who'd in turn slept with sum1 in the society. Following Jacko's addition we managed 2 add on the rest of hollywood n link end up wi bout 5 links between any LGBT member n an A-list celeb. Someones bike seat and a mobile phone wer also on there 2, so it was all with a pinch of salt i guess

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

is it sad that i know the link to the sex web? it is terry george (no joke) it is a matter of public record that terry george and michael jackson were friends when he was a child and mr george would visit him whenever he was on tour in the uk.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

You are.... CORRECT!

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

EmmaMase wrote:

Why do you have another account Hani? x

cause i got bored with the other one. plus change is good

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Well I can tell ya right away that it aint ross joey or dom

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

what aint joey or dom???

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

sum1 had put a link on forum 2 sum anon persons gaydar profile

Date: Sat Aug 5 09:49 2006

I hate relationships

I hate the one I am in

I wish I was single or with less of a ****

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

awwww

looks like LGBT will have to organise another speed dateing again this year........woo

Date: Tue Aug 8 12:34 2006

Good idea. Chat'n'shags are great.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

The frottage cottage web has been streamlined to just Leeds... its still twisted like but good. Anyone else who has webs fancy hooking up n creating the superweb of sin????

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Yes yes yes yes.

Yes.

x

EmmaMase · Guru of the Gay

Wendy wrote:

Yes yes yes yes.

Yes.

x

Yes.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

EmmaMase wrote:

Wendy wrote:

Yes yes yes yes.
Yes.
x

Yes.

Am free 2nite, all day 2moro, til 8 on sat n after 5 on sunday.... pick a day.....

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Tomorrow night perhaps... hmmm. I may have to get permission off people first, as there may be naughty information on ours.

x

EmmaMase · Guru of the Gay

Nooo, when I get back to Leeds! Next week!

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Oh, okay then.

Scrap what I said before.

Jeni
xx