so silly!! awww. fern and phil are amazing. they have an interview in Heta this week which is so funny... they just talk about their favourite swear words! (Phils is "F*ck" and Ferns is "C*nt"!! btw) xxx

Hmm, but really, what's wrong with cúnt as a word? I mean, it's not inherently disgusting or anything really, is it?

Stop it! Ur turning me on!

beef curtains
bovine drapes
gash
furry cup
twatflaps
minge
spunkbucket

the list is endless!!!!

Altho the italian word for cvnt is figa.... i think thats pretty sweet

Ok, Crotch Pheasant is the greatest word for the lady bits.

Bollocks is still my fav swear word!!

Hairy nad sack.

Wendy thats well funny!

bollocks is a good word. ermmmm theres also gonads (www.threebrain.com rock videos, click on the squirrel) orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

population paste factories

I think Bernadette had it best: Look here you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're evergonna get sweetheart!

This led to one of those conversations. ie. Tampons aren't explosive. They're made of cotton wool aren't they? How would you make it explosive? Dip it in petrol. That's flammable not explosive. And petrol would really sting. But so, we suppose, would the resulting combustion. Semtex core, then. How would you blow up a penis? Cheers Mum. (Dad had left the room by this point, holding the Sunday Times Magazine to his chest.



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Breconboy wrote:

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I think "seepage" and "discharge" are more offensive than "moist".

Actually, I've been trying to track down a plausible etymology for cûnt (as used to represent female intercrural foramen) for some years now.

First known reference in Eng. is said to be c.1230 Oxford or London as a street name: Grope****lane, presumably a haunt of prostitutes.

If from Latin, it would be from cuneus (wedge).
From Dutch de kont means arse. (FYI they also call it liefdesgrot (cave of love) and vleesroos (rose of flesh).
Some even try to find links with Egyptian words for queen.

Now ladies, if you had to hear it, would you choose cûnt or "rose of flesh"?
Actually, "axe wound" and "spam purse" are the two most offensive in English, I think. So, you see, cûnt is really quite innocuous as it is simply descriptive of location, not sensation.

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lol, okay Breconboy, i actually can help you here...

there´s a book called "Druids of Britain", written by a scholar called Peter Beresford-Ellis (don´t let the new-agey sounding name put you off, he´s a good and unbiased academic), in which he puts forward evidence for a possibly relationship of the modern word "cúnt" to a Proto-Indo-European word stem (kan-" meaning "womb"...because wombs and their symbolic counterparts - cauldrons - are found throughout European mythologies, it´s possible that in this way, the word stem became associated with particular goddesses, and therefore, to the regions which people associated with these goddesses and their fertility...Kent, Kennet Longbarrow, etc.

of course, it sounds like bollocks, and could very well be. But then, our days of the week ARE named after norse gods...

sash
xxx