Random fact - (on average) every 90 minutes during sleep, woman have a clitoral erection.

Jeni
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Wendy wrote:

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Random fact - (on average) every 90 minutes during sleep, woman have a clitoral erection.

Jeni
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Eeewwww!! Jenni - why grace us with that fact. It's..... just..... I dunno. eeww. lol.

Love this:

"The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone"

I would add, I've never seen a cartoon with LGBT characters; Mickey Mouse blushed of love not for the expected Minnie but for Donald Duck, etc.
Unfortunately, cartoons seem to make part of the undeclared campaign to suppress gay feelings; sort of an "american dream", etc. A subtle brainwashing for generations.




Apo xx

I should rather imagine that the logistics of such a task would take one's mind off the pain.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

A 'morning glory' is caused by a full bladder from the night pushing on your prostate not horniness, so consider that when you think your morning partner is up for it!

chess was invented by the arabs and 'check mate' was actually originally 'al-sheikh maet' which means 'the sheikh's dead'

are they identical?because if they were that would be really cool and random. otherwise it's not that unusual.....

yes...very identical

Courteney Cox-Arquette was the first person to say tampon on tv

and totally unconnected:

Blue whales have 12ft penises

PIE was rounded both up and down (in diffrent places) in some states of america,
causing the colapse of a few buildings

Some women can be born with more than two X chromasome, so they can have XXX and then if that have a daughter they will have XXXX and then XXXXX and so on. making them super women, usualy with showing an exagerated hour-glass figure and also a bit more muscular and inteligent

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

Ohh. And if you started counting, saying one number per second, it would take 33 years to count to 1 billion. So, billionaires must have made many pounds/dollars per second to get where they are.

[brief pause for Googlage]

Bill Gates began Microsoft in 1975 and at one point was worth 100 billion (it's now down to 55 billion, sad times). So, that's roughly 25 years. Even if he worked a perpetual 14 hour day, that's still $300 per second. Isn't that scary?

Esp. when I am currently chuffed to be on £10 per hour.

V. xx

Indeed it is Miss Sally.

Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

It's a bit misleading. A burning cigarette combusts the chemicals (half of which never make it to your mouth but drift into the room from the cigarette end). Even from the inhaled stuff, only a small quanitiy gets through the alveoli. Only a fraction would ever make it to your blood stream - and would do so gradually. So injecting all the chemicals at once is really an entirely different scenario.

That said, smoking is bad. Shame on you. It the millenium for goodness sake! Shame, shame. Poppy shame!

V. xx

hehehe silly boy you mean guide dog

that's quite astonishing though.....

i stand corrected, have never heard that before though..... it sounded funny

Elephants can't jump...

... it'd be brilliant if they could though.

there are NO blind dogs!


white cats with blue eyes are ALLL deaf

The top 6 inches of water in any public pool (such as jacuzzi's & swimming pools) is a layer of sweat, skin, hair, urine, blood, semen.... mmmmmm

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Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

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The bacterium that causes leprosy Mycobacterium leprae can't be grown in labs yet due to its complexity so Armadillos are used to cultivate it as it spreads between them easily, whereas it's far less infectious in other animals like mice and rhesus monkeys.

Poor armadillos! Reminds me of dime bars... not had one of those for ages!

That's sick? What about all the people who drive BMWs? Think of all the children they could save if they bought a 206. Not to mention the drop in pollution. Or the ugly people who buy Armani? (Beautiful people just need it.)

I have often asked myself - why not give all non-essential income to charity? It's because I want cool stuff. Everyday I choose cool stuff over starving orphans. I often think it would be nice to live in a commune, take a vow of poverty and donate my Fleet Street salary to skinny people in hot countries. Cool stuff has alot to answer for.

How do you guys reconcile our opulent lifestyles in relation to third world poverty?

V. xx

oh, umm

There are 2,500,000 rivets in the Eiffel Tower

Bamboo can grow three feet in twenty-four hours.

No! No! Sir. You are skirting the issue! Choosing a charity is fraught with difficulty because of all the bureaucracy. Who can be trusted? And, be it man, woman, child or animal, responding to the needs of others can only be good karma; extending our capacity for altruism. It is the buying of cool stuff for our damnably selfish selves which cannot be reconciled.

Damn you Oxford Street. Damn you!

PS. but yes, obviously, orphans over dogs.

my statement was only concerning orphans over dogs, nothing else!

there is a branch of zoology called cryptozoology where you can be given grants to hunt for animals like the giant mongolian death worm, or dragons or the yeti

nope, but i will be applying for a grant to try to find a giant sloth in south america in a few years, so if we ahve any enterprising young gays who would like to join me, please get in contact...must be fit and with lose morals