Hmm. Silky underbelly fur and those cute little udders. Hey, if it wasn't for the milky pus, I'd shag one.


The lifespan of a tastebud is ten days.

LSD does that. Apparently. Have to take alot of it, though. Something to do with inhibiting the chemical which breaks down the excitatory fluid between nerves and thus causing spontaneous synapses. Drugs are bad.

How does it work with you, then?

Rats have huge balls. If they were our size, they'd need a wheel-barrow. I dissected one at school and had to lacerate its rather thick scrotum to identify the epididimus.

V. xx

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chess was invented by the arabs and 'check mate' was actually originally 'al-sheikh maet' which means 'the sheikh's dead'

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Not that it matters... but it actually translates to 'The kings corpse'

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if you cut up rats at school you must be OLD!!!

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they do indeed have massive balls. i thought the one i cut up ws pregnanat but just had massive ones.

fact. the pussy cat dolls look unbelievably rough up close. especially the ginger.

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if you cut up rats at school you must be OLD!!!

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Science club at a private school. Could have got a vacuum-packed cadaver if I'd wanted. I'm 22. Bïtch.

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i can see things i hear.

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I never said I doubted you.

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porcupines are young bevers

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Eh? Do their spines fall off when they start to build dams?

Coca-cola used to contain cocaine when it was first manufactured. Hence the name. Eventually people figured out white coke was bad and banned it & it got removed from the drink.

The french are 2 blame for the UK having lisenced drinking times... in the 18th century French wine was really heavily taxed, so people started to learn how to distill spirits (gin) and were pretty much nearly permanantly plastered, this saw the government raise taxes and lisencing drinking times.

what got cencored from that!! what were thay doing in the pit!!

pirates wore eye patches, not just to cover up empty eye sockets, but to also hyper sensitise one of there eyes so when it was removed in the nigt time they had super nigth vision....just the thing for star light navigation or fighting in the dark

No I think it probably said toad. Watching toads fight is the best.

Although I've never seen them fight before... so take that as you will...

lots of toads have claws and both toxins and poisons

statistically 1 in 10 people have or have had chlamydia... altho statistical variations show that within students at leeds about 1 in 4 have had or have it

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
A ****roach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!
A hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute on average!
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador’s waving cape no matter what color it is — be it red or neon yellow!
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed… or is that paws?!
Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!
Porcupines float in water!
The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!
A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A lion’s roar can be heard from five miles away.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
A rhinoceros’ horn is made of compacted hair.
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
A whale’s penis is called a dork.
Cat urine glows under a black light.
Catgut comes from sheep not cats.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
Crickets hear through their knees.
Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
Despite the hump, a camel’s spine is straight.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.
No animal, once frozen solid (i.e., water solidifies and turns to ice) survives when thawed, because the ice crystals formed inside cells would break open the cell membranes. However there are certain frogs that can survive the experience of being frozen. These frogs make special proteins, which prevent the formation of ice (or at least keep the crystals from becoming very large), so that they actually never freeze even though their body temperature is below zero Celsius. The water in them remains liquid: a phenomenon known as ’supercooling.’ If you disturb one of these frogs (just touching them even), the water in them quickly freezes solid and they die.
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
Other than humans, black lemurs are the only primates that have blue eyes.
Polar bear fur is not white, it’s clear.
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
Spain literally means ‘the land of rabbits.’
Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
The bat on the Bacardi symbol is there because the soil where the sugar cane grows is fertile from the excessive guano (bat droppings.)
The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
The pet ferret (Mustela putorias furo) was domesticated more than 500 years before the house cat.
The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.
There are more beetles than any other kind of creature in the world.
When opossums are playing opossum, they are not “playing.” They actually pass out from sheer terror.

when fishermen catch sharks they cut off their fins cuz they can be sold for a very high price to make sharksfin soup. However, since the shark is a) too dangerous to keep on the boat b) too expensive to legally dispose of and c) none of it's other body parts can be sold it is usually thrown back into the water after its fin has bin sliced off. Since it cant swim without it and since it can only breathe whilst moving the shark sinks to the bottom of the sea and drowns

When women blush their flaps do too! I don't know who found this out or how, but hats off 2 them!

i feel ilike i am still in my monkey business pj bottoms

it wouldnt surprise me, lefft the house too quick

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When women blush their flaps do too! I don't know who found this out or how, but hats off 2 them!

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eww

how the heck do you find out something like that?!

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Oh, I've also been told that apparently yawning is contagious cos you subconsciously want to be liked by the other person, so you imitate them. Saying that, someone did try to convince me once that it had something to do with the air pressure in the room changing cos someone else had yawned! haha

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when i was a child i used to tell my mum that i wasnt yawning but that i had just breathed in too much air and was getting rid of it so she would let me stay up and watch the Bill. I think she bought it.

apparently at leeds uni (since we're apparently all a bunch of whores) you are always atleast 5 degrees of people away (through your friends) of someone you've had a one night stand with

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apparently at leeds uni (since we're apparently all a bunch of whores) you are always atleast 5 degrees of people away (through your friends) of someone you've had a one night stand with

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Within the LGBT shorten that down to 3 links max.

5 ppl a year die as a result of walking in2 lamposts - its true it was 1 of the facts of the day on galaxy fm other day, made me go 2 work with a smile on my face

The production company that made "Byker Grove" has gone bankrupt, so sadly angst-ridden Geordie teens will never fill our screens again.

I learn useful things in my lectures

The really cool advert 4 colour tv where the paint is exploding n colouring/brightening up a council estate..... isn't computer generated!

It was a proper council place sumwhere in geordie land which was ready 4 demolition, so they exploded paint all over it & blew it up. Great advert tho!

o my god seriously with the paint thing?!!! i LOVE that advert!!!! that has made my day

althoug tis in glasgow. and they cleaned it instead of destroying it.