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A pigs orgasm lasts 3 hours lucky pig

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So do mine. Its my excuse for not doing any work.

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A pigs orgasm lasts 3 hours lucky pig
ur wrong its actually 30mins

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blondelottie wrote:




my mate ran into a lampost when she was drunk and put herself in hospital!


is that jeni then?

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well itsw not me 4 once! :o)

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nah... a mate from home!

She's bloody funny though!

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Random fact: there is a cool new band just staring up, called The Laughter Tampons.

Listen out for them. They will be the next big thing.

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Laura


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i had a sneak preview the other week

i was speechless

take that to mean what you like

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I hear that they're currently looking for groupies

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according to a comment from Shaun of the dead dogs cant look up.......

they can they are also able to munch their way through your datacable for your sky box....

on the same note did anybody realise just how warm a dog skin hat scarf and glove combo is

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aww, poor puppy!

*is traumatised*

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Random fact: I am a vodkat, therefore I can drink one...

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Random fact: Hollyoaks in the city is ****e!

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I really got into the repeats they've been showing... but completely forgot about it (shows how gripping it was. Bah).

But I liked the bits I saw, it was mindless and rubbish. Just like regular Hollyoaks.



and there were fake lesbo kisses...

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i sat up all night in hopes of seeing philip oliver having some bum fun and they had him arrested i would like to point out that as he locked the door to the cubicle it wasnt illegal so there.

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thats true, its only illegal to have sex in a bog if u don't shut the door behind u...

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Still it's not very nice is it

Besides, you can't cuddle up afterwards and go to sleep.... unless you're a tramp and the idea of sleeping somewhere warm like a toilet cubicle is welcoming.

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Apparently Phil Olivier (or rather, his character - I tend to keep confusing the two in my head for some reason...) has his first gay experience tonight so clearly being manhandled by those policemen didn't quite have the desired effect on him... Pray for a glimpse of his backside... Amen.

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The loud one wrote:

i sat up all night in hopes of seeing philip oliver having some bum fun and they had him arrested i would like to point out that as he locked the door to the cubicle it wasnt illegal so there.


Seriously?

You learn something new everyday!

PS: Who wouldn't lock the door in that situation?

-- Edited by blondelottie at 17:20, 2006-12-07

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9 brits a year die from testin if a 9volt battery works on their tongue

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Water and Wine Education
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) Bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine , beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poo, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk s.h.i.t than to drink water and be full of it.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...

p.s. i still have my signed philip oliver calened mmmmm philip my scruptious scouse delight

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i hate christmas cards, especially ones covered in glitter, altho i like BIG ones cos they r fun to destroy

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ChrisH wrote:

Random fact: Hollyoaks in the city is ****e!


i have to bump this up

it really is

shockingly bad

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Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

9 brits a year die from testin if a 9volt battery works on their tongue


9 volts is never enough to kill you is it!?

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why dont you try it

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laura stop in your evil plot to up the number of battery related deaths grrr

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oh dear, I'm developing a strange compulsion to try that out... I am the cat that curiosity killed!

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thankgod someone else was thinking it. i have some batteries next to me at the moment and i am eyeing them.

random fact: the windsor rose is the national flower of england

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I am now 19, but I don't believe that number exists as it is silly. Therefore I must not exist..?

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****tail girl in mook is FIT


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get me a 9-volt & i'll try it!

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if we are to live together next year, you will not try it nichola!

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A 9 volt battery... that's 3 times the battery used in a car clicky thing. Some guy wanted one today.


I think.


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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

in my next life im coming back as a pig see above

-- Edited by The loud one at 15:52, 2006-12-13

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apparently most serial killers are left handed

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hani are you suggesting that im a serial killer i would like to remind you that you cannot convict someone without evidence and they aint never going to find the real chris any where

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Ditzy_fck wrote:

apparently most serial killers are left handed


I've already planned ur death.... it involves been tied 2 a chair & a 9volt battery

Following Laura's warning I will not be trying it on myself, so I need a victim.

Jeni, 9volt batterys are those matchbox sized ones wi 2 charges at the top, that u piss about with in science & resistan materials lessons in school to light an L.E.D bulb on a circuit for 10mins be it blows, car batteries operate on a lot higher voltage (how dykey do I sound?)

On a left-handed note, right handed people may actually live 9years longer, but left handed people are generally more intellegent

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a lion can have sex upto 100 times a day

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why is everyone planning my murder! i better go in an interesting way so some brainstorming needs to happen!

random fact: this morning was vernon kaye's last ever interview on T4 (he was interviewing Billy Zane)

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that wasnt a random fact that was gay

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Random fact: the new series of Scrubs is not as funny as the first 5.

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never rly found scrubs that funny. its all a bit random - like a live action version of family guy - which is infinitely superior

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although scrubs is a quadrovisual perve fest-- jd, turk, elliot and carl: my bed, NOW!

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ok, u also forgot 2 mention, kim & jordan (unless u've not seen them yet... FIT!)

heres another random fact, god bless zoo for making my day.... Michelle Rodriguez (Blue Crush, Ana Lucia - Lost) is a lesleybean & boffing a fairly fit lingere model

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NIC!!

How dare you reduce the beautiful Kristinna Loken to "a fairly fit lingere model".



The Terminator 3 lovely is also guest starring in the new series of the L Word. Wooooo!

xxx

P.s Now do you all believe me that Michelle Rod = lady lover?!

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I apologise very muchly miss jeni! am I forgiven?

n YAY the Rod is a lady lover!!!!!!

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they're so not gay! nic and jeni - keep dreamin

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THEY ARE!

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NO WAY?! QUA?

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a lump of coal would be more useful than my virus ridden laptop

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