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Ok found this on LeedsItchy.com Website. Not sure if people have seen it before, but have a go.

PS sorry for putting whole thing on here, but for some reason, copying only the link doesn't seem to work.

Ok, Have a Go. How gay were you as a child?

Lets face it, whenever you came out, 13, 30 or 303, whether you like it or not there were more than a few telltale signs in your past that should have given it away. Like an alcoholic hiding empty vodka bottles in a bush at the bottom of the garden, you can convince yourself the obvious ain’t happening. So, you think there was no indication of your filthy attraction to the same sex until that night at the age of 24 after 8 pints that you ended giving your mate a blowjob? Mmmmm…… Lets look at your childhood and see what everyone else probably thought, they don’t call them the (in)formative years for nothing you know.

(1)When you were a child did you ever have a slight obsession with Philip Schofield? Three points for yes

(2)How many My Little Ponies did you own (whether acquired legit or not)? Two points awarded for each

(3)At any point did you consider following in Dame Edna’s footsteps and evaluate this as a potential future career path? Three points for a yes

(4)Were you always disappointed at Christmas when Santa sent you one of those “Sorry *****, but the elves don’t have any more Fisherprice dinky kitchens left this year” for the fourth year running? Three for a yes

(5)By the age of 5 how many of your close friends happened to be girls? 2 points for every one

(6)Can you ever remember an irrate mother grounding you for stealing her 5 inch stilettos and wearing them to the local corner shop? 2 points for every item of clothing you can remember nicking, 4 if you ever managed to get your hands on a glitter wig.

(7)When your parents had friends down did you always see this as an opportunity to perform your latest cabaret show? Three for a yes

(8)By the age of eight, did you find yourself looking up to any of the following:- Madonna, Dolly Parton, Stephanie Beacham, Joan Collins, Kate Bush or Tina Turner? Three points for every one

(9)Can you ever remember trying to reconstruct the video scene from Freddy Mercury’s “I Want to Break Free,” incorporating furry slippers, scarlet lipstick and upright Hoover? Three points for a yes

(10)Did you prioritise female friends in accordance with their Barbie quotient? Three for a yes

(11)When it came to infant hobbies did you find yourself engrossed in any of the following:- flower pressing, knitting, crocheting or pompom making? Two points for each

(12)When it came to playing shopkeepers, did you always have to be the person running the fragrance counter at Boots, making endless copies of CK1 with a combination of dandelion, daisies, rose petals and puddle water? 5 points for a yes

Add your points up and weep as we pigeonhole you into one of the following:-
50+ Complete and utter screamer, your mother must have uncrossed her legs to find something in a sequinned tutu making its way out between her legs

40-50 Let’s face it, you’re not number one, but no one should have been under any illusion... by the time that you were eight that you were as queer as the driven snow.

30-40 Bet you were always picked on in school by all the hard boys and called a poof, but believe it or not, you almost fooled them, no one was sure

20-30 Tendencies here, but people just thought you were the quiet, sensitive type and mothers probably had aspirations on you for their daughters

Less than 20 Ok, everything was put down to you being a child, inquisitive and growing up. Just a shame it took you eight pints and a small majority of your useful shagging life for you yourself to happen upon you preference for penis.


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The shame - I got 45 points. Definately a Queer one then. lol.

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Nil points

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Okay, this doesn't actually work. I got less than twenty but many people knew when I was little. I had an infactuation with my male primary school teacher and briefly experimented with the camp until I knew better.

Do many gay boys interest themselves in drag? It's a huge assuption that homosexuality stems from adopting female psychology. Who wrote this questionnaire and what are their credentials?

One of my sister's friends had an entire Barbie city. It was like Stepford. Maybe I was a little jealous. But I bet straight boys were too.

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hmmm i got 8.

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27 for me xxx

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I got 17. Noy sure whether to be happy or sad about the fact. And whats wrong with pressing flowers, used to make fantastic birthday cards for my mum.

see if this link works
http://www.itchyleeds.co.uk/articles/953.html

-- Edited by proughan at 14:58, 2006-06-21

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