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MrDarcy wrote:

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i have slept with two members of the soc, but, not at the same time.....and still hold with the theory that it would be spooky, or just very wrong

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to be more precise, that act invokes the LGBT Curse of Social Suicide, a very nasty curse whose effects have been witnessed in the annals of LGBT history before...

...you have been warned ...

Well, since you asked so nicely...

There were once three gayers, men of the Realm of Gaysoc, who hatched a dangerous and cunning plan; in order to better defend themselves against the Ogres of Gay Monogamy, they decided to become a Triumvirate, instead of a Couple.

In those days, dark and sinister magics were at work in the Realm - with Hags of Faggotry, the Nefarious Queens and the High Priestess of CU abounding in their evil powers and ruling the land from beneath, the Triumvirate was not safe, triumviration being a big no-no in Gaysoc. Try as they might, their Sexy Magic would not rend them invisible forever from the Prying Eye spells of the Dark Ones, who had noticed a Change in Behavious from the three.

In a far off forest, the Dark Ones gathered in their blasphemous style, shewing all vestments and dancing round the glade...

"Flags, Flax, Fodder and Fr1g, reveal these men, o blood of pig!" sang the Ultimate Queen, sprinkling pig blood on a Madonna CD.

"Fly forth, fly forth, o Fetch of Fear: reveal to me this Triumvirate queer!" spake the First Hag of Faggotry, waving a fetish bear at the sky.

The third and last, greatest of the Dark Ones, High Priestess of CU, cried: "By stick and stone, by dark and light, bring these three men within my sight!" as she spat thrice on a rainbow flag (so blasphemous were they).

Their blood-curdling spells tore away through the Night, products of this unholy alliance between the religious, the wanna-be and the bitter ex...within less time than it takes to say "Frankie Goes To Hollywood", the Triumvirate appeared in a cage of beige before the Dark Ones.

"Ahh," spoke the blashpemous evil-doers in unison, "we have found you with our Prying Eyes, and now thou shalt be punished to a man, for doing what we Disapprove Of, and hiding it from our Eyeses!"

The poor Triumvirate huddled and snuggled together, to better feel the warmth of each other, but their Sexy Magic was useless in this Cage of Beige - it had defeated them! The one in the middle* cried softly and hugged his Boys, as the Dark Ones began their final move.

"A Curse! A Curse! On all your heads! Post-coital suffering! Hetero dreads!" they chanted.

"Pale thy skin, and bad thy breath - forewarnings of a social death!" they cried.

"Wrong, and sick, and bad you Three! Stricken as Outcasts thou shalt Be!" they sang, as a blast of Beige Magic struck the cage, spreading throughout the land, notifying by dark and sinister magic the Realm of the Triumvirate and their disobedience of Monogamy.

What happened to those three gallant men of the Realm of Gaysoc? Well, when the dawn chorus arose, and the mists had parted, the Dark Ones departed, the cage lay in the glade, blast asunder by the evil powers of the Blasphemous Three, but the men...

...they were never heard of again. Who can say what happened to them? Where they went? Who they be now, if indeed they survived the Curse? One thing is known however, that the Curse lives on, and and of the Realm of Gaysoc who do so break Monogamy by sleeping with more than one of their own in the Realm, is doomed to be Hunted, Cursed, and thereby Outcast made...FOREVER.

Nighty-night children, and may your dreams be haunted...xxx