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Nice and simple, we've all been on bad dates, and when they're going really badly we all need some form of entertainment.. So, questions to ask your date to pass the time over crap dinners people...

I'll start off with (Steve will provde a million more in a minute)

How much does your head weigh?

Can you please recite all of the words to the Sheila's Wheels advert?

Which is your favourite historical sea battle?

What is your favourite thing about me?

If you were a pokemon, which one would it be?

Which final fantasy game are you? If you were a final fantasy character, which job class would you be?

If you were going to kill me, what would your method of choice be?

Which is your favourite piece of cutlery?



-- Edited by Adam at 16:06, 2006-08-04

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"How many people have told you that you were a freak/bad in bed?"

"Are you with me cuz you like me as a person, or are you a whore or can't you find any other suckers?"

"What is your favourtie robotic death?"

"What is the worst thing you've done in your life?"

"I have a huge debt and criminal records. Would you like to hear 'em?"

"Have I seen you in gaydar, wearing nothing but a feathered thong?"

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'So how many bad dates have u been on?'


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Have people actually asked you these questions on dates!? Or am I missing the point... Can't really remember any bad dates, not because I haven't had any but because my natural reaction to them is to get as drunk as possible and pray for it all to end.

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Having said that, the first question I ever asked my first boyfriend was if he had ever taken drugs, luckily he saw the funny side but I don't think I'm gonna be using that line again...

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Have actually been asked "so what do find attractive about me" needless to say he was quite a lot less cute after that than he was beforehand.

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RainbowWarrior wrote:

Have people actually asked you these questions on dates!? Or am I missing the point... Can't really remember any bad dates, not because I haven't had any but because my natural reaction to them is to get as drunk as possible and pray for it all to end.



I've been asked sum cracking questions like,

"so cos u work in a gay bar do u get to take a different girl home everynight?"

"Would it bother you if I told u I had a 43-yr old gf waitin at home 4 me?" (19yr old i was dating)

"Would u like to be my tool?"

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Is your nose naturally that big?

So how is your diet actually going?

And this one I was actually asked - Don't you think your brother is kinda fit? - needless to say I got up and left!!

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I was once told-

'All the other guys I've been out with were so much hotter..' and got a weird look from him. First date!

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"Didn't you have a thing with my cousin?"

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