The following questions are reversals of questions frequently asked of lesbians and gay men.
How would you feel if they were asked of you?
1.What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2.When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? Was there something that happened to you?
3.Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of soon?
4.Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover? Have you ever had a positive gay or lesbian sexual experience?
6.Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay or lesbian relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of a fear of failing again?
7.If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
8.If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
9.Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
10.Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other into restricted stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
11.How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman or vice-versa?
12.How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation?
13.Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
14.Could you really trust a heterosexual counselor to be objective and unbiased? Don't you fear that she or he might be inclined to influence you in their own leanings?
I say we go out n do market research on this n ask random ppl walkin thru the city centre these questions
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Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
market research? what exactly would that entail? us standing outside the union randomly asking ppl "so what do u think caused your heterosexuality"?
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
yes! We must cure this terrible affliction otherwise known as heterosexuality!
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Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
