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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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I know we've already got the anon confessions thread but I've been inspired by Galaxy fm's 'Anonymous Confessional' every morning (listen to it, is ace)...

Basically how to play this is:

Someone posts a question on here - can relate to anything
People answer ANONYMOUSLY

I'll kick it off with the first question...

Wierd Crushes, do you have one? & if so, who is it?

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Yes. Jessica Rabbit she is so fit for a cartoon.

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RainbowWarrior


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Question 2:

Have you ever stolen something weird? And what's the story behind it?

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A concrete bollard in Keele. It had been hit by a car and had been uprooted, because me, my friend and their housemates had been painting the town red we thought it would be funny to claim it. So we kicked it over and carried it the full half hour walk from Keele town centre to their house before breaking their coffee table by putting it on it.

In addition to that me and my flatmates developed kleptomania when drunk and used to raid the skips and building sites near our halls.

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In addition to that me and my flatmates developed kleptomania when drunk and used to raid the skips and building sites near our halls.


haha! you wake up one morning to find a building site in your bedroom and can't remember quite how it got there!




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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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used to wake up with random junk in our flat kitchen, or were woken up by sum1 else in the block bangin on our door cussing bout falling over summat in the entrance to the block or on the stairs...

mind u our flat was blamed for most stuff. Best one was waking up, walking out the door 2 the block stairs n smack in2 a 20ft piece of gas piping that we'd nicked from the Clarence dock development building site, wasn't as amusing as the builders n subwardens searching the whole of the dock 4 it

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Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

mind u our flat was blamed for most stuff. Best one was waking up, walking out the door 2 the block stairs n smack in2 a 20ft piece of gas piping that we'd nicked from the Clarence dock development building site, wasn't as amusing as the builders n subwardens searching the whole of the dock 4 it


"****... Where do we hide this???"

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Question 3: Have you ever had a night where you've done 'naughty things' with someone you REALLY REALLY shouldnt have (i.e. either good mate, friend's partner, housemate or relative) and whats the story behind it

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Laura


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decided to withdraw my last statement...

-- Edited by Laura at 12:14, 2006-10-30

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Question 3: Have you ever had a night where you've done 'naughty things' with someone you REALLY REALLY shouldnt have (i.e. either good mate, friend's partner, housemate or relative) and whats the story behind it


CONSTANTLY!

Done everything on that list apart from a relative although I so would with my cousin FITT! Story = I am a bad person who can not resist bad urges.

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nic?

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RainbowWarrior


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Oooh one of my second cousins is well hot! And it doesn't count as incest with a 2nd cousin does it?? He's a breeder anyway - oh well...

Question 4 - Have you ever done anything "inappropriate" in a lecture??

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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Ditzy_fck wrote:

nic?


Nope! As lovely as my cousins are, I wouldn't, there are lines even I wunt cross!

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The loud one


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your all disturbed i listened to two people having sex in the toilets

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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when?

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on the day of that message

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blondelottie


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The guy in the flat next to me shares half my wall and I heard him having sex the other week...

I felt violated!



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MrDarcy


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once again.........Anonymous means you dont tell people who you are guys!!!

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blondelottie


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But it's so much funnier if you know who ppl are. and if it's something bad they hide it anyway!

:op

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RainbowWarrior


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C'mon people - you're getting distracted!

RainbowWarrior wrote:

Question 4 - Have you ever done anything "inappropriate" in a lecture??


Dom needs some filth

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blondelottie


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dirty dom!

*tuts*

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i'm sure someone in the society mentioned to me that they had 'knocked one off' in a lecture before

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Ditzy_fck wrote:

i'm sure someone in the society mentioned to me that they had 'knocked one off' in a lecture before


I believe that was Nic.

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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yep

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Has anyone ever had sex in the library?? I was in there yesterday (Eddy Boyle) and was wondering if you could get away with it... Anyone??

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i believe the leeds student run their annual 'where's best to have sex on campus' piece during the easter eggsams. and the eddie boyle always comes top. it's always the bogs on the 10th/11th/12th floor.

will someone fúck in the brotherton! there's porn in the brotherton 'special collection' y'all...

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You could easily do it in the stacks in Brotherton annexe. It first occured to me when I bumped into a very attractive fresher there at the start of last term and offered to help him find what he was looking for - was quite a test of self control not to say owt lewd!

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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it'd b well easy to shag in the brotherton library, mainly cos its that big ppl get lost there for years until a search party made up of the longest serving librarians, gps mapping systems, mountain rescue & sniffer dogs, is sent in to find them

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a chinese man once tapped me on the arm and handed me my library card in the brotherton-- i didn't even know i'd lost it! what a sweet fella. he'd actually walked round the whole library looking for me.

you couldn't get it on in the stacks, mind. it would be a tad disasterous to die in the throes of passion-- crushed by a wall of icelandic literature.

health and safety goes out the window with their turny system

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the brotherton scares me cuz when i'm in th lower levels its always really quiet and i feel like i'm in a slasher movie

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RainbowWarrior wrote:

Has anyone ever had sex in the library?? I was in there yesterday (Eddy Boyle) and was wondering if you could get away with it... Anyone??


No, but I've had sex in a church

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RainbowWarrior wrote:

Has anyone ever had sex in the library?? I was in there yesterday (Eddy Boyle) and was wondering if you could get away with it... Anyone??


No, but I've had sex in a church


Shocking! And you weren't stuck down or anything??

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That should've said STRUCK down... Though you might've been stuck down, depends what you're into I guess...

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That should've said STRUCK down... Though you might've been stuck down, depends what you're into I guess...



It wasnt quite as bad as it sounds, it was in a tent in the church hall! And no not struck down yet, still here to tell the story!

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I've had sex in the student union

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A couple of gay flamingos stayed together for 5 years not changing partners annually and stole other flamingos eggs so that they could be parents. Cunning.

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I've had sex in the student union


where exactly if it was in the old bar toilets provide photographic evidence and you could win a fabulouse prize you dirty pervert

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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I've had sex in the student union


So have I!

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wow is that true about flamingos? where did you read that?

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probably is, u get gay penguins

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blondelottie


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if it was true why did they post anon?

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Laura


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RainbowWarrior wrote:

Has anyone ever had sex in the library?? I was in there yesterday (Eddy Boyle) and was wondering if you could get away with it... Anyone??


No, but I've had sex in a church


How disrespectful!
I've had sex in some weird, 'shouldn't have' places but I couldnever in a church!

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RainbowWarrior wrote:

That should've said STRUCK down... Though you might've been stuck down, depends what you're into I guess...



It wasnt quite as bad as it sounds, it was in a tent in the church hall! And no not struck down yet, still here to tell the story!


Okay, so that's not quite as bad as spanking someone bent over the alter... An alter boy at that

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There are homo-flamingoes, I saw it on TV a while back...

OK, new question!

Question 5: How did you lose your virginity? And have you seen the other person since?



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blondelottie wrote:

if it was true why did they post anon?


I am embarrassed about my big fat wobbly bum thats why

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I lost mine to my first bf which was nice, still good friends with him too.... is that boring enough for you? I know you're looking for sleaze Dom!

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I lost mine to a gay flamingo

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i lost mine when i was 15 to someone who was close to me. he'd been flirting loads for a while and when we finally did it he then told me he didn't really want to see me again as he'd had me now.

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aww

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i lost it in a very hot summer day, in Sicily, on a roof of a nice white house.

That was so ****ingly exciting!

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