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i lost it on a beach in Turkey with a waiter, although i never admit to it. I didn't see him after that because he went to Istanbul for his brothers wedding and then i went home! worst thing is my dad caught me and lost my room key god did i get in trouble that night. But i never tell people that i use the first boyfriend story instead its nicer.

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ChrisH wrote:

I lost mine to my first bf which was nice, still good friends with him too.... is that boring enough for you? I know you're looking for sleaze Dom!



Anonymous wrote:

i lost it on a beach in Turkey with a waiter, although i never admit to it. I didn't see him after that because he went to Istanbul for his brothers wedding and then i went home! worst thing is my dad caught me and lost my room key god did i get in trouble that night. But i never tell people that i use the first boyfriend story instead its nicer.



Hmm... Anyone think these 2 might be at all related??

-- Edited by RainbowWarrior at 04:02, 2007-01-17

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ooh... you're quick dom!

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Here's another question:

have you ever paid or been paid for sex?

why did you do it? what was it like?



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Yes. Paid £200 for 1 hour. Was ok! would do it again but probably won't!

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Anonymous wrote:

i lost it on a beach in Turkey with a waiter, although i never admit to it. I didn't see him after that because he went to Istanbul for his brothers wedding and then i went home! worst thing is my dad caught me and lost my room key god did i get in trouble that night. But i never tell people that i use the first boyfriend story instead its nicer.



hmmm, didnt we already get the 'nice boyfriend' story. think we may be on to u

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Sally wrote:

Here's another question:

have you ever paid or been paid for sex?

why did you do it? what was it like?





ha i soo know why sally came up with this question, lesbian gossip is ACE

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Anonymous wrote:

i lost it on a beach in Turkey with a waiter, although i never admit to it. I didn't see him after that because he went to Istanbul for his brothers wedding and then i went home! worst thing is my dad caught me and lost my room key god did i get in trouble that night. But i never tell people that i use the first boyfriend story instead its nicer.



hmmm, didnt we already get the 'nice boyfriend' story. think we may be on to u




Hani, do you have some sort of disorder where you just repost things that other people have said!?

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wow...im not even sure why I came up with that question!

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Sally wrote:

Here's another question:

have you ever paid or been paid for sex?

why did you do it? what was it like?




U know the answer 2 this anyway...

£10, cos I was drunk it seemed funny & i got a tenner for summat I wer gonna do 4 free anyway (by that I mean my clubbing acquaintence). Was alr8, worked out that I got 'kept' for a month after & didn't have 2 pay 4 anything including nights out... were pretty much spoilt rotten just 2b a kinda 'trophy' 4 her round her mates n bitchy ex, shut them up really cos I were top of 2 scenes at that point. Not sure bout doing it again cos it was 4 a laugh wi a kinda mate... the been spoilt rotten was great, guess it'd b a case of if we both knew the score, but doing it wi strangers probably not cos thats illegal n i have 2b good now... however if i wer desperate 4 money i might do & charge more than a tenner

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I'd do it for money if only I could find a sucker willing to pay me for it...

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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erm i suppose i should come out and say it im a virgin........

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me too!

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Yeah & I'm the pope

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Anonymous wrote:

Ditzy_fck wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

i lost it on a beach in Turkey with a waiter, although i never admit to it. I didn't see him after that because he went to Istanbul for his brothers wedding and then i went home! worst thing is my dad caught me and lost my room key god did i get in trouble that night. But i never tell people that i use the first boyfriend story instead its nicer.



hmmm, didnt we already get the 'nice boyfriend' story. think we may be on to u




Hani, do you have some sort of disorder where you just repost things that other people have said!?



 



ok calm down.

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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stop it girls your making the lesbians cry there there dykena mommy wont let the nasty gays scar you anymore.

And nik are you uggesting that im not a virgin because if you are i will have you done for slander

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wont b the first time u've tried 2 'do' me, whore! :oP

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cant imagine ever paying or being payed for sex. in the red light district in amsterdam i was really embarrassed to look at all the hookers, one made eye contact and i just waved sheepishly and scurried off. I'm shy really

-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 21:36, 2007-01-31

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I bet they have a right laugh at all the punters and people walking past (No offense) coz they must all look "sheepish" or something! hehe!

I totally couldn't pay for sex... It's obvious they're just in it for the money so what's the point if they aren't enjoying it too?

Plus..... rent boys=ew! lol!

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I'd do it for money if only I could find a sucker willing to pay me for it...


 


hmm, what are your rates?

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10p an hour for dom!

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Anonymous wrote:

Sally wrote:

Here's another question:

have you ever paid or been paid for sex?

why did you do it? what was it like?





ha i soo know why sally came up with this question, lesbian gossip is ACE



 



ha i get you

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How is lesbian gossip any better than other types?

:s

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Mmm eyebrows!

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RainbowWarrior wrote:

ChrisH wrote:

I lost mine to my first bf which was nice, still good friends with him too.... is that boring enough for you? I know you're looking for sleaze Dom!



Anonymous wrote:

i lost it on a beach in Turkey with a waiter, although i never admit to it. I didn't see him after that because he went to Istanbul for his brothers wedding and then i went home! worst thing is my dad caught me and lost my room key god did i get in trouble that night. But i never tell people that i use the first boyfriend story instead its nicer.



Hmm... Anyone think these 2 might be at all related??

-- Edited by RainbowWarrior at 04:02, 2007-01-17



 




How did I not notice this before?! No that second one isn't me! I've never been to Turkey...

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10p an hour for dom!


 



How very dare you... 20p at least. I accept payment via Visa, Mastercard, or Dairy Milk.

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thats cheap!

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nic, what you talking about... you're cheaper... you accept 1p sweets!

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at least i dont go for a rainbow drop... jesus woman, the whole packet costs just 10p! Ur waaayyyyy cheaper

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I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!

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BUGGER! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HOW I GET LAID!

Oh well at least its a cheap date :oP

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Man Down! Sexy dyke!

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blondelottie wrote:

How is lesbian gossip any better than other types?

:s



 




cos it involves lesbians ... and i havent seen the girl i lost my virginity too since, god bless guide camp, and i have never paid for sex

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nic keeps trying to get me to pay for her!

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Sally wrote:

Here's another question:

have you ever paid or been paid for sex?

why did you do it? what was it like?




U know the answer 2 this anyway...

£10, cos I was drunk it seemed funny & i got a tenner for summat I wer gonna do 4 free anyway (by that I mean my clubbing acquaintence). Was alr8, worked out that I got 'kept' for a month after & didn't have 2 pay 4 anything including nights out... were pretty much spoilt rotten just 2b a kinda 'trophy' 4 her round her mates n bitchy ex, shut them up really cos I were top of 2 scenes at that point. Not sure bout doing it again cos it was 4 a laugh wi a kinda mate... the been spoilt rotten was great, guess it'd b a case of if we both knew the score, but doing it wi strangers probably not cos thats illegal n i have 2b good now... however if i wer desperate 4 money i might do & charge more than a tenner



 



oh nic, you KNOW that we've planned out our business strategy should it ever come to it, lol!!!

Nic & Sash Do Global, Inc.

xxx

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cant imagine ever paying or being payed for sex. in the red light district in amsterdam i was really embarrassed to look at all the hookers, one made eye contact and i just waved sheepishly and scurried off. I'm shy really

-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 21:36, 2007-01-31



 



"dont look at me!!!! I am so shy!, no dont look at me, hehehehe, dont look at me! i am shy"

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Titty bang bang. x

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I>


 



"dont look at me!!!! I am so shy!, no dont look at me, hehehehe, dont look at me! i am shy"



 



thats just rude

-hani

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No Hani! It's a quote from Titty Bang Bang. Don't get your knickers in a twist. x

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Sash! It'd be an absolute pleasure 2 do business wi u... in every sense of the word ;o)

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no i know! but that woman really scares me and i find her rude

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once again we are speaking of soliciting. i love this forum lol



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hey its easy money & 'Am a solicitor' always sounds good....

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thursday night i went to the penny and some old kosovan groped me i told him to f off before i had him deported back to whatever rock he escaped from.

im not proud of this not proud at all but in my defence he was a nob

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tut tut tut thats bad, plus its not easy to deport them ask John Reid he tries to bribe the ones we've locked up into leaving

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blondelottie wrote:How is lesbian gossip any better than other types?:s
 


cos it involves lesbians ... and i havent seen the girl i lost my virginity too since, god bless guide camp, and i have never paid for sex



 




Guide camp?!? haha thats ****ing awesome!

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guides pure filth lol love it.

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3 fingered salutes n all that....

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lol oooh brown owl spank me again iv been a bad girl lol

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lol

dib dib dob dob (the mating call)

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That would be Scouts..

Don't diss the guides.

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lol sorry, I stand corrected.

Did anyone go to rainbows?

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