a face tattooed on my bum. possibly my own

be the only person in the world with really bad breath or be the only Sweet breathed person in a world full of mouths that smell like a rotten front bottom.

No ears as you could get some stick on ones.

Would you rather have no fingers or no eyelids?

No lips! Eyebrows are a most sacred thing not to be ignored!

A nose for a penis or a penis for a nose?

celine dion!

Would u rather give Jo Brand a sponge bath EVERY DAY for the rest of your life OR sleep with Johnny Vegas once a month for the rest of your life?

O my. this thread is quite rude.....um, probably a sheep cuz its more halal :P

Would you rather never be kissed again or never be hugged again

deaf as pretty much am anyway. colour is too good to miss out on.

would you rather (and u have to pick one) do mario or luigi?

Stephen Hawkings... not that he'd be much of a go-er in bed!

Would you rather eat an earthworm every week for a year or drink your own wee once a month for a year?

Do the London Marathon obviously.

Poor Hani. I wish I could restart my degree...if money were no option I'd quite happily sign up to another 3 years here. I'd want to live with Jeni and Stu though...

Would you rather be homeless or in prison (think about long term effects)?

Funny you should say that Stu...because I did one about an hour ago in the eddy boyle cluster but managed to make a loud creaking noise with my chair which sounded a bit like it, so I was saved...

How embarassing that could have been. Aside from that, prison lets you have your own tv, slave and car now doesnt it? Isn't it easier to get a job when leaving prison than university nowadays?

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with:

Jeremy Clarkson

or

Gordon Brown?

Clarkson

Who would u rather give a naked piggy back? Fern Britton or Vanessa Feltz?

sweaty cuz that can be easily rectified by smacking on some right guard.

would you rather be stuck in the middle of a death metal mosh pit or stuck at the taping of barney (that purple dinosaur one)

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For all the Geeks (me included) Buffy or Angel? _ Personally Buffy. But some of my fav charcaters appear in Angel. Buffy purely for originality and enterainment.

Haunted house for 20. In fact I'd do it for free!!! Lets have a gay ghost hunt. That'd be ace..........

Richard & Judy, or Fearn & Phillip (This Morning is my wake alarm lately - how sad).............

Lol well as charming as sir Ian is and he is quite dashing for an older fellow i must choose Haunting but only in the good way like in ghost not the creepy way like grudge. And yes gay ghost hunt sounds like fun im sure we can find a ghost at mission as there are quite a few skelitons in the closet he he he sorry terrible pun.

Would you rather sleep with sir Ian McKellen or Parick Stewart

for the lesbians Sandy Totsvig or Ellen Degeneres

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patrick stewart-- sir ian is from wigan and as such, a no no.

would you rather pay lip service to ann widdecombe's front crust-hole every day for a year, or felch a chicken with the same regularity?

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The image of both upset me greatly. But I would say good old anne widdecombe, best to keep such activities within the same species I reckon.

Would you rather be continually drooling or have a permanent lurker?

i'd be the rah thrown up on by a child - aint havin no rah sick on me.

never dance again or never sing again?

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would you rather pay lip service to ann widdecombe's front crust-hole every day for a year, or felch a chicken with the same regularity?

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you are very disturbed.

i think i would choose the chllie pepper you could lose an eye with the salt thing.

two chavy kids whom wondered from the common estate just called my boy friend a queer pervert. they are still playing foot ball out side in the street would you rather creatures like this be set upon by wild dogs or made to eat broken glass whilst watching im in desperate need of some popularity so shove me in the outback with mr potatohead.

beer up my nose. Me & sambuca don't mix well.

sickness or the ****s?

conga down headrow cos that sounds fun!

no hands, cos then i could learn to write with my feet lol

ummm.......

would you rather sleep with cherrie blair or tony blair (never mind the gender)

Never drink alcohol again

have a hook 4 a hand or a peg leg?

snakes

be locked in a cupboard for a week with a naked Jackie Stallone OR be locked in a cupbaord for a week listening to the Crazy Frog album on continuous repeat

mistle toe and wine mr blobby gives me nightmares true story.

would you rather be Forced to walk through the antartic wearing nothing but a wooly hat whilst being savagely beaten with a frozen fish and having to eat out of date dairy products or fly ryan air

sorry, that thick i can't even play by the rules.

i'd rather live in the arctic naked, with nothing but chilli snuff for sustenance, and nobody but ann widdecombe with whom to snuggle on those extra cold nights in at the igloo. and possibly let her rub salt in my eyes, just for the sheer thrill of it.

anything but ryanair.