Dirty Little Secret

Date: Thu Jan 18 07:58 2007

RE: Dirty Little Secret

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

OOooooh, it's a fresher.

That's exciting!

Was it with another fresher, or an older participant? Hehe.

x

Date: Thu Jan 18 20:41 2007

Guess!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Wendy wrote:

OOooooh, it's a fresher.

That's exciting!

Was it with another fresher, or an older participant? Hehe.

x

Think outside the little 2nd year bubble people, it could be a 3rd year! orrrrrrr possibly a post-grad who's still around doin their masters, pgce, phd or research stuff. There's alot of variation in the LGBT.

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

... that's why I asked if it were a fresher or an older person you silly lady!

blondelottie · Gay Lord

oooh! scandal!

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

but i like our 2nd yr bubble

-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 01:49, 2007-01-20

blondelottie · Gay Lord

Ditzy_fck wrote:

Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

???

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

Wendy wrote:

OOooooh, it's a fresher.

That's exciting!

Was it with another fresher, or an older participant? Hehe.

x

Think outside the little 2nd year bubble people, it could be a 3rd year! orrrrrrr possibly a post-grad who's still around doin their masters, pgce, phd or research stuff. There's alot of variation in the LGBT.

Or maybe you? Hanging around, and with a fresher?

blondelottie · Gay Lord

What are you implying Miss Laura?

The loud one

iv had an affair with a married man and his name was (bang falls down dead voice over begins) "will the residents of gaysville find out who killed chris it could be anyone i mean hes sooo contraversial find out next week in gays of our lives"

hani before you say it yes im bored.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Anonymous wrote:

What makes you think I'm a second year?

Wendy wrote:

OOooooh, it's a fresher.

Thats wot I meant when I said you should all think outside the box, cos it might not actually be a fresher. Could be anyone from any year, with anyone from any year.

Laura wrote:

Or maybe you? Hanging around, and with a fresher?

Yep, thats a possibility. However I don't really care much for lifts cos the only way 2 do stuff like that is when the lift is stopped/stuck between floors. I got stuck in one when I was little & it took 3hours for fire brigade to rescue us, not been 2 keen on them since.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Just a little point about the last post I made cos it makes me sound like abit of a wimp... I'm not afraid of lifts, am dead big & hard, I just don't like them very much.

blondelottie · Gay Lord

Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

Just a little point about the last post I made cos it makes me sound like abit of a wimp... I'm not afraid of lifts, am dead big & hard, I just don't like them very much.

"Big and Hard syndrome"

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

The loud one wrote:

hani before you say it yes im bored.

its good to know i psychically influence ur posts

The loud one

bless i love freshers they make a good time great. its fun to watch them all decend on qc on a night out then watch them be picked off by all the experienced slappers in leeds. i remember when i was a fresher good times............................................ok so im guessing from nicks post that its a third year doing their masters that she knows this person im just trying to think of someone nick knows thats a virgin and i cant imagine who it could be....................................

blondelottie · Gay Lord

did I miss something? Where did virgin come into this? Am I confusing threads?

The loud one

well i was suggesting that theres no way in hell nic knows a first year whos a vergin never mind a second or third year

blondelottie · Gay Lord

ok! a vergin? not a virgin?

:op

The loud one

ooops sorry of course i meant virgin sorry im a very very special boy

blondelottie · Gay Lord

The loud one wrote:

ooops sorry of course i meant virgin sorry im a very very special boy

We know... but don't worry... this is a "Safe space"

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

Ditzy_fck wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

surely you dont know who i am...?

hmm, simon?

I don't know if Simon likes really religious people, but that's not who made that post hahaha

Ooo, I'm really excited about this lift person. We must work it out... Give us some more clues mystery poster! I'm sure you will only get respect once we know who you are haha

The loud one

why yes you dirty troll tell us more

loves ya really

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Why are these kind of things always sex scandal related?
Come on people, liven this forum up a little

The loud one

laura who shat on your dildo some of us happen to like scandle it allows us to escape from our dull lives at the moment mine couldnt get much duller

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Maybe I like my dildo being shat on..

Oh, I love the scandal, I wasn't meant to relate the two sentences... I was just bored and wanted entertaining....

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

The loud one wrote:

well i was suggesting that theres no way in hell nic knows a first year whos a vergin never mind a second or third year

wot ru tryin 2 imply boyo?

& yay! big up the sexual lift scandal! Nobody got any leads on it yet?

Also congratulations Laura for admittin ur strange masturbation festishes... scat dildo's, guessin its a niche market

The loud one

nick my darling gal remember i know the same people you know and we both know there aint a chance in hell that any of them are virgins

blondelottie · Gay Lord

I am!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Yeah as am I..
Pfft

Date: Tue Jan 30 19:33 2007

ok... I, the lift person, am a girl!

that enuff info???

scarymary · Forum Addict

jess??

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

The loud one wrote:

nick my darling gal remember i know the same people you know and we both know there aint a chance in hell that any of them are virgins

That is true my dear...

Laura · Vodka! Books!

scarymary wrote:

jess??

Ha, if you can't work it out... blame Jess

blondelottie · Gay Lord

I think that's a bit harsh really!

poor jess! I'll stick up for you and save your good name!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

It's Jess. She practically asked for all the Slag jokes..
Heh just messing, she knows I don't mean it...

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

hmmm, i'm starting to edge towards jenny lee for some reason. or possibly laura - she seems to willing to place blame in others. if all else fails, then yes its jess

Laura · Vodka! Books!

I wish! It's one of my things to do before I die... Preferably not when I'm old and wrinkly..which I will never be as I will have surgery that will either work or kill me

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The loud one

i forsee the lgbt reunion in about 50 years us all sat around in our arm chairs then in walks laura at which point i turn to nic and say she looks fab has she had work done then hani pipes up sweetie shes a quilt before setteling down to play with his rentboy ahhh im looking forward to getting old

blondelottie · Gay Lord

Ditzy_fck wrote:

hmmm, i'm starting to edge towards jenny lee for some reason. or possibly laura - she seems to willing to place blame in others. if all else fails, then yes its jess

Jenny Lee doesn't have a lift in her halls!

Does sound like something she'd do though! Maybe we'll se a confession about sex on stairs in halls... then we'll know who it was...... jess! lol!

Date: Fri Feb 2 17:33 2007

blondelottie wrote:

Ditzy_fck wrote:

hmmm, i'm starting to edge towards jenny lee for some reason. or possibly laura - she seems to willing to place blame in others. if all else fails, then yes its jess

Jenny Lee doesn't have a lift in her halls!

Does sound like something she'd do though! Maybe we'll se a confession about sex on stairs in halls... then we'll know who it was...... jess! lol!

hani, u shud know there is no lift in oxley! oh how i wish there was, the stairs are always covered in mud. damn, h block needs a lift

jenny
xXx

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

The loud one wrote:

i forsee the lgbt reunion in about 50 years us all sat around in our arm chairs then in walks laura at which point i turn to nic and say she looks fab has she had work done then hani pipes up sweetie shes a quilt before setteling down to play with his rentboy ahhh im looking forward to getting old

wait, first i am a rentboy, then i use rentboys. i'm confused. will u and nic plz make up ur minds

Date: Fri Feb 2 19:45 2007

Avast! Pipe down ye bilge rats!

davey jones.

blondelottie · Gay Lord

since when have they agreed on anything?

:op

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

ur both.... firstly i pimp u out to dirty old men (i mean it, he serves the tramps who pave briggate) so u make sum money, which you then use to cheer urself up by gettin a rent boy in to service u.

Me & Chris always agree on things, we just do it in our own special way which u mere mortals arent interlectually capable enough to understand.

Oh on the whole lift thing, I'll stick up for Jeff.... I know ur not as whorish as everyone makes you out 2b :o)

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

i never said jeff was whorish! would never dream of such a thing. she is merely very friendly

The loud one

bloody hell hani thats the pot calling the kettel black...

i would like to say if there are any kettels or pots out there that were offended by that remark ofcoms number can be found at www.ofcom.gov.uk i would also like to take this oppertunity to say i appologise for any offence caused by those remarks and that in no way was i suggesting that kettels or pots were inferior to any other cooking apperatus.

blondelottie · Gay Lord

The loud one wrote:

bloody hell hani thats the pot calling the kettel black...

i would like to say if there are any kettels or pots out there that were offended by that remark ofcoms number can be found at www.ofcom.gov.uk i would also like to take this oppertunity to say i appologise for any offence caused by those remarks and that in no way was i suggesting that kettels or pots were inferior to any other cooking apperatus.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a812/a812.gif

lol!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

The loud one wrote:

bloody hell hani thats the pot calling the kettel black...

That pot is sooooooo racist! Quick lets arrest it & do it for incitement of racial hatred!

Anyone else get slightly annoyed at how anything slightly 'racist' get loadsa attention, uproar & support, but anything homo/bi/transphobic is seen as acceptable?