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Dame Poofy

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the pot wouldnt be arrested. it would come under a tirade of abuse from the 'socially conscious' readers of the sun and mirror and be stripped of any social status it previously had, whilst the 'coloured' kettle would be arrested as a terror suspect, have his passport taken and be held without trial

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i'm so sad that i still cry when I think about how my ex is going to have a great life without me.

i can't get over them at all.

i don't even want to kiss other people and they're in another relationship

it's sh1t

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Aww, please don't be sad. It does get better, you just need to go out and have some fun

Come to Curious...

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actually sorry, theres a big chance it wont. if you love them then fight for them. thats all there is to it really

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Every time I watch any of the Bring It On films, I get an insane urge to become a cheerleader.



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actually sorry, theres a big chance it wont. if you love them then fight for them. thats all there is to it really


 



that's a really cr4p thing to say.

it's not true, things will get better, it could take a while though.

some people you can't fight for and it's often not worth the trouble....it can also lead to a restraining order.

i agree with soph, have fun, might seem pointless at first, but i reckon it's the best way to move on.

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Lord of the Rings

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Every time I watch any of the Bring It On films, I get an insane urge to become a cheerleader.



funny that, when i watch it i get the insane urge to be in a cheerleader

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Thanks for that lovely image Nic.

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Gay Lord

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lovely? It's gross!

Still not found out the lift person?

I'm bored.... someone do something fun at curious tomorrow!

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Laura wrote:

Thanks for that lovely image Nic.



Anytime my dear!



and I know one half of the lift shenanigans....

(don't worry the £5 bribe will keep me quiet)

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-- Edited by Soph4 at 03:23, 2007-02-07

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haha!

funny!

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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im worried about the gays in this union

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Me too. Every time I go to the arc for a nice cup of tea and a sit down I am surrounded by filthy homos and their dirty magazines with stories like "Whipped with a paddle while hanging from a steel bar" and I find myself disgusted and outraged and slightly aroused. It's just not good enough!!

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Lord of the Rings

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It could be worse :o) theres always granny porn. Altho speaking of filthy homo's, who else has seen video's of docking & were highly amused by them?

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I was very scared and freaked out!

I was also scared and freaked out that I didn't like any guys in that magazine the other day!

I don't wanna be a gayer!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

(ok, I'm done)

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Dame Poofy

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nic stop showing us ur wierd porn. i still cant bring myself to buy a cucumber

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IT WAS A CORGETTE!



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Dame Poofy

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well when it was in her hand it was a cucumber. wasnt really paying that close attention when she was using it. was more trying to stop my eyes from melting out of their sockets

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stop lying gay, u know u loved it really!

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is that an.........offer?

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wanna give or take? either way we could have a nice salad afterwards...

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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you two make me sick................

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liar! I know u love it, otherwise why would you film it?

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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this isnt the vicious roumers thread so shut upa your face

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Aww chris i love it when u serenade me :o)

here's one for you 'macho macho man....'

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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lol hey look as gays go im deffinatley one of the butcher ones lol
she is D dykeolicious
she is Y erm we will come back to this one
she is K Krazy krazy
she is E Expinencial



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