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The first TV couple to sleep in the same bed was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

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The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the United States

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A certain king Edward was foudn out to be homosexual and punished by having a hot poker stuffed up his arse

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10 people a year die of accidents in putting their trousers on

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in hereford it is legal to kill a welshman as long as you do it on a sunday with a bow and arrow from the top of the cathedral tower.

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It is legal to kill a puffer on the eve of all hallowsnight in southern america

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the human brain weighs 3lbs... the average 1 does dont ask bout non average ones

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celery contains chemicals that make you happy. except you have to eat a truck load to get the required dose

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drinkin 6 cans of red bull has the same effect on ur body as takin a tab of speed/ e, makes u giddy n happy n run round like cornholio (bevis n butthead) i got told this n had 2 try it out, it works

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jeeeeeeeez

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that aint a fact...

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in Indonesia shadow puppets are considered to be the highest form of culture

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chet baker died of defenestration

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he fell or was thrown out of a window? i never knew that. well as you always say adam everyday is a school day.

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if you laid out a persons veins end to end they would be dead

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things u arent supposed to eat together;

Beef & Butter: U will get a lifetime's worth of cholestrol if u fry beef in butter since
the two things both have high Cholestrol.

Bean & Cheese: Cheese has high calcium, Beans have high phosphoric acid so
when these two are mixed, calcium phospate is produced,
which leaves the body without givin any energy whatsoever.

Tomato & Sugar: Tomatoes' Vitamin B1 is completely wasted in order for the body
to dissolve sugar.

So be aware next time you try to fix up tea from scratch, obviously these ingridients mixed up wrong way can cause eternal damage to your health..!

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"things u arent supposed to eat together;

Beef & Butter: U will get a lifetime's worth of cholestrol if u fry beef in butter since
the two things both have high Cholestrol.

Bean & Cheese: Cheese has high calcium, Beans have high phosphoric acid so
when these two are mixed, calcium phospate is produced,
which leaves the body without givin any energy whatsoever.

Tomato & Sugar: Tomatoes' Vitamin B1 is completely wasted in order for the body
to dissolve sugar.

So be aware next time you try to fix up tea from scratch, obviously these ingridients mixed up wrong way can cause eternal damage to your health..!
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eating babies covered in arsenic is also bad for you

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beans n cheese? is that baked beans n cheese? my flats fooked if it is cos thats 1 of our fave things 2 eat, oh well we r gonna die from sum uncurable string of bacteria growin in our ktichen anyway so it dun matter 2 much

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Most divorce cases happen significantly more after christmas than before, along with moving home.

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a fact about dating: a wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.

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Theres no "I" in team but there is me

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"Theres no "I" in team but there is me"


there is an i in victory though, and in rich

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More people died in the Thailand chicken flu craze from coconuts falling on their heads than the actual flu....... 18 IN ALL! (apparantly)

My bike got hit by a falling coconut but i just got knocked off me bike xxxxx

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why? were they hiding up the trees from the crazy chickens?

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i do slightly wish i was dead

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never under-estimate the power of a falling coconut...

Dreading returning to Lancaster, hows Kettering?

xxx

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"i do slightly wish i was dead"


aww, please dont say that. dont even think it. thats horrible xx

did you know that Xmas is three days, twenty-three hours and fifty minutes away.

(yes, a random piece of rubbish, so it is the right thread. hehe, mwah xx)

-- Edited by Phil at 00:14, 2004-12-22

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This 1 is actually real as I did my analysis work on this, this afternoon. A guy called Schenker proved that all western music ever written is one musical progression - and that progression is - 3 blind mice

figures

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pretty much all western music is crap n has stupid titles

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My random fact of the day: When there are no students in Devonshire Hall except myself the residence is overrun by squirrels. Today i counted more than 50 of the dairy milk stealing, birthday cake eating bastards.

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After midnight at least 2 insane people can be found in any hospitals A&E Department - 1 of these will have been drinking & there will always be another person, sane or insane who is accompanied by police

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"pretty much all western music is crap n has stupid titles"


Surely you're not refering to the joy that is "Saddle up the stove ma I'm riding the range tonight"? or my favourite country song title "you're the reason our kids are so ugly"

I am going to take an elective in them next year

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thats right people, Christmas is now only

one day fourteen hours and one minute away

Hoorah!!

-- Edited by Phil at 10:01, 2004-12-23

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chesterfield hospital is the only hospital in the country that has its mortuary in the female staff changin rooms (this aint bull**** n i have the letter to prove it)

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if the entire population of china were to walk past you in a single file line, the population of the country grows so rapidaly that the line would never end

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Yes, people, the count down to Christmas has OFFICIALLY begun

Twenty-three hours and fifty-five minuetes

love all xx

-- Edited by Phil at 00:06, 2004-12-24

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I want to cry.

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"I want to cry."


Are they tears of joy or tears of grief? :oP

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bring on the grief

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its christmas, bring on grief

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of all the times of year xmas has the highest suicide rate

and that is true apparently

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can c y tho, its only time of year that ur expected 2 bankrupt urself n spend at home wi all family

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in birmingham chavs and chavettes are called kevs and sharons; some more to add onto the list.

bring on the joy

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How fast does this get updated?!
Tears of desperation.
Accompanied by rocking back and forth.

I'd laugh at that if it weren't uncomfortably close to the truth

Sorry, I'll get off the boards and stop bringing people down.

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Dont worry bout it pete :o)

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Did you know that you can never die in a lift crash??? Like in the films.

For a start there are three safety cable and safety brakes. if they fail the lift would descend but slow down and come to an eventual halt due to the fact that liftshafts are built slightly inwards coming closer together at the bottom.

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The little black boxes that r indestructible on airplanes aren't actually black, they r orange

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i think female hyenas have bigger penises than the males.

i might have got that wrong though! lol

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oh, and i think there's quite a large number of polar bears that are hermaphrodites, although i'm not sure.

not a fact really, more speculation.

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quote:
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"i think female hyenas have bigger penises than the males.

i might have got that wrong though! lol
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nic has a bigger penis than the males

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