Ross' Random (Facts) Rubbish

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

RE: Ross' Random (Facts) Rubbish

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the United States

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

A certain king Edward was foudn out to be homosexual and punished by having a hot poker stuffed up his arse

Adam · *Censored*

10 people a year die of accidents in putting their trousers on

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

in hereford it is legal to kill a welshman as long as you do it on a sunday with a bow and arrow from the top of the cathedral tower.

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

It is legal to kill a puffer on the eve of all hallowsnight in southern america

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

the human brain weighs 3lbs... the average 1 does dont ask bout non average ones

Adam · *Censored*

celery contains chemicals that make you happy. except you have to eat a truck load to get the required dose

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

drinkin 6 cans of red bull has the same effect on ur body as takin a tab of speed/ e, makes u giddy n happy n run round like cornholio (bevis n butthead) i got told this n had 2 try it out, it works

yongee · Forum Addict

jeeeeeeeez

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

that aint a fact...

Adam · *Censored*

in Indonesia shadow puppets are considered to be the highest form of culture

Adam · *Censored*

chet baker died of defenestration

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

he fell or was thrown out of a window? i never knew that. well as you always say adam everyday is a school day.

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

if you laid out a persons veins end to end they would be dead

yongee · Forum Addict

things u arent supposed to eat together;

Beef & Butter: U will get a lifetime's worth of cholestrol if u fry beef in butter since
the two things both have high Cholestrol.

Bean & Cheese: Cheese has high calcium, Beans have high phosphoric acid so
when these two are mixed, calcium phospate is produced,
which leaves the body without givin any energy whatsoever.

Tomato & Sugar: Tomatoes' Vitamin B1 is completely wasted in order for the body
to dissolve sugar.

So be aware next time you try to fix up tea from scratch, obviously these ingridients mixed up wrong way can cause eternal damage to your health..!

Adam · *Censored*

quote:
Originally posted by: yongee
"things u arent supposed to eat together;

Beef & Butter: U will get a lifetime's worth of cholestrol if u fry beef in butter since
the two things both have high Cholestrol.

Bean & Cheese: Cheese has high calcium, Beans have high phosphoric acid so
when these two are mixed, calcium phospate is produced,
which leaves the body without givin any energy whatsoever.

Tomato & Sugar: Tomatoes' Vitamin B1 is completely wasted in order for the body
to dissolve sugar.

So be aware next time you try to fix up tea from scratch, obviously these ingridients mixed up wrong way can cause eternal damage to your health..!"

eating babies covered in arsenic is also bad for you

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

beans n cheese? is that baked beans n cheese? my flats fooked if it is cos thats 1 of our fave things 2 eat, oh well we r gonna die from sum uncurable string of bacteria growin in our ktichen anyway so it dun matter 2 much

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

Most divorce cases happen significantly more after christmas than before, along with moving home.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

a fact about dating: a wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

Theres no "I" in team but there is me

Adam · *Censored*

quote:
Originally posted by: PretentiousPuff
"Theres no "I" in team but there is me"

there is an i in victory though, and in rich

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

More people died in the Thailand chicken flu craze from coconuts falling on their heads than the actual flu....... 18 IN ALL! (apparantly)

My bike got hit by a falling coconut but i just got knocked off me bike xxxxx

Adam · *Censored*

why? were they hiding up the trees from the crazy chickens?

Adam · *Censored*

i do slightly wish i was dead

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

never under-estimate the power of a falling coconut...

Dreading returning to Lancaster, hows Kettering?

xxx

Phil · I didn't buy it!

quote:
Originally posted by: Adam
"i do slightly wish i was dead"

aww, please dont say that. dont even think it. thats horrible xx

did you know that Xmas is three days, twenty-three hours and fifty minutes away.

(yes, a random piece of rubbish, so it is the right thread. hehe, mwah xx)

-- Edited by Phil at 00:14, 2004-12-22

Adam · *Censored*

This 1 is actually real as I did my analysis work on this, this afternoon. A guy called Schenker proved that all western music ever written is one musical progression - and that progression is - 3 blind mice

figures

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

pretty much all western music is crap n has stupid titles

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

My random fact of the day: When there are no students in Devonshire Hall except myself the residence is overrun by squirrels. Today i counted more than 50 of the dairy milk stealing, birthday cake eating bastards.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

After midnight at least 2 insane people can be found in any hospitals A&E Department - 1 of these will have been drinking & there will always be another person, sane or insane who is accompanied by police

Adam · *Censored*

quote:
Originally posted by: NickyDyke85
"pretty much all western music is crap n has stupid titles"

Surely you're not refering to the joy that is "Saddle up the stove ma I'm riding the range tonight"? or my favourite country song title "you're the reason our kids are so ugly"

I am going to take an elective in them next year

Phil · I didn't buy it!

thats right people, Christmas is now only

one day fourteen hours and one minute away

Hoorah!!

-- Edited by Phil at 10:01, 2004-12-23

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

chesterfield hospital is the only hospital in the country that has its mortuary in the female staff changin rooms (this aint bull**** n i have the letter to prove it)

Adam · *Censored*

if the entire population of china were to walk past you in a single file line, the population of the country grows so rapidaly that the line would never end

Phil · I didn't buy it!

Yes, people, the count down to Christmas has OFFICIALLY begun

Twenty-three hours and fifty-five minuetes

love all xx

-- Edited by Phil at 00:06, 2004-12-24

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

Xmas

AlbyFC · You best sima!

quote:
Originally posted by: PeterJ
"I want to cry."

Are they tears of joy or tears of grief? :oP

Adam · *Censored*

RE: RE: RE: Ross' Random (Facts) Rubbish

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

its christmas, bring on grief

Adam · *Censored*

of all the times of year xmas has the highest suicide rate

and that is true apparently

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

can c y tho, its only time of year that ur expected 2 bankrupt urself n spend at home wi all family

Phil · I didn't buy it!

in birmingham chavs and chavettes are called kevs and sharons; some more to add onto the list.

bring on the joy

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

Yikes!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

RE: Ross' Random (Facts) Rubbish

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

Did you know that you can never die in a lift crash??? Like in the films.

For a start there are three safety cable and safety brakes. if they fail the lift would descend but slow down and come to an eventual halt due to the fact that liftshafts are built slightly inwards coming closer together at the bottom.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

The little black boxes that r indestructible on airplanes aren't actually black, they r orange

ChallengeTheMighty · Bingo Whore

i think female hyenas have bigger penises than the males.

i might have got that wrong though! lol

ChallengeTheMighty · Bingo Whore

oh, and i think there's quite a large number of polar bears that are hermaphrodites, although i'm not sure.

not a fact really, more speculation.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

quote:
Originally posted by: ChallengeTheMighty
"i think female hyenas have bigger penises than the males.

i might have got that wrong though! lol"

nic has a bigger penis than the males