You're amazing! That was, like, the most obscure line I could think of!

I don't recognise the quotes you put up. Will ask some nerd friends (and by that I mean even nerdier than me) (they live in a virtual commune and plan to destroy Microsoft) (there is nothing they can't find out for you).

It's great that there are other people who appreciate the wonders of 1995's mini-series. Let's have a damn hard bitch about the 2005 twatted version.

I'll start.

Keira-please-look-at-my-teeth-Knightly looks consumptive and would probably not be allowed out of her chamber without putting on a good half stone. They have her walking out doors without a bonnet and with her hair down, which is surely the nineteenth century equivalent of flashing minge.

Matthew Macfadyen clearly thinks he can express bottled up emotion by rapidly mumbling his lines like an adolescent in a school play and bursts in to Lizzie's bed chamber alone. I bet if that had really happened, a duel would have been involved.

And what was up with the script? It was like cramming the Iliad into an info-mercial. Cack-handed friggers.

Ahhhh. Better now.

V. xx


-- Edited by Breconboy at 19:21, 2006-05-23